@JamesMcLeirigh 😂 Posts about England
😂 Thinks about England
😂 Spends most of the day tweeting about England
😂 Made a friend in Boston
😂 Put a traffic cone on a statue
😂 Scraped past Haiti
😂 Finished 35th behind DR Congo, Cape Verde and war torn Iran
😂 Tweet about England & alcohol 24/7
😂 Hired a German manager because there’s no good English ones, and considerably more English Premier League titles have been won by Scottish managers
😂 Crowned themselves as pre-tournament favourites (as always)
😂 Spent most of their time singing about Scotland and the Tartan Army
😂 Sang World War 2 songs about “German bombers” despite their manager being German
😂 Got into a fight in Dallas
😂 Scraped past a geriatric Croatia
😂 Got insanely jealous that the Tartan Army were getting so much love
😂 As most other countries were showing off their rich culture with songs, bagpipes, kilts etc - the best they could do was get the DJ to put Oasis on the loudspeaker for the most forced celebration ever in an attempt to superficially create a personality outside hooliganism and confrontation
😂 When they arrived in Boston public drinking laws were tightened, despite the city relaxing them for Scotland
😂 Bostonians turned on England fans for singing about the beloved Tartan Army
😂 Pubs started closing early - with two of the main ones “taking the day off” and leaving their doors locked on England match days
😂 Copied the Tartan Army by going to baseball games to try and gain some friends - but were largely ignored
😂 Drew with Ghana and blamed a witch doctor
😂 Beat the mighty Panama and celebrated by throwing pints at each other
😂 Two late goals to scrape past Dr Congo
😂 Made out like beating a bang average Mexico side 3-2 was as good as winning the World Cup
😂 Cheated to scrape past Norway in extra-time
😂 Got absolutely triggered by Scotland fans supporting other teams
😂 Started to act like a clingy and deranged ex: “who are you supporting now?”- “why do you like them more than us” - “here are some reasons why you should like us instead”
😂 Used dead soldiers in an embarrassing and mortifying attempt to guilt trip us into liking them
😂 Conflated a football match with war, and opposing team as enemies - then wondered why nobody wanted them to win
😂 Slapped about on an off the pitch by their fierce rivals Argentina
😂 Mocked relentlessly by Scotland fans
😂 Spat the dummy out about a flag held up by Argentina - and tried to play the “you can’t bring politics into football” card - despite spending the last week talking about the Falklands and before that singing about German bombers
😂 Fighting with each other at home and across the Atlantic
😂 Basically got a bye to the semi-final and still couldn’t get near the trophy
😂 Killed the vibes everywhere they went
😂 Stunk the place out on the pitch and off it
😂 Not a single player from their “best league in the world 🤪” scored for them
😂 It’s coming home?
😂 60 (SIXTY) years of hurt…
😂 Same amount of trophies won as Scotland
😂 Same amount of top ten ranked teams defeated as Scotland
😂 Tails between their legs again
😂 Will all be supporting Spain in the final despite their attempts to mock Scotland for supporting other teams
😂 And they still have to hang around for the humiliation ritual that is the 3rd place playoff
Priceless…
@Hunbelievables Name two countries:
The first one finished 35th at the 2026 World Cup and had a bank holiday for hammering Haiti 1-0.
The second one hasn't played at a World Cup for 24 years.
Without googling etc, who was 3rd in the World Cup in 2022, 2018, 2014, 2010, 2006, 2002 ..........you dont know, why? Cause nobody gives a fuck!! From telling everyone they were going to win the World Cup to a bank holiday and a bus parade for 3rd 😂😂😂
@LiamHoltonDrums@wakeywhite@jedlove25 Noticed you calling Declan Rice (born in England) an "Ireland turncoat". Does this therefore make you an Ireland or American turncoat, or does it only work when its you calling other people out on social media?
Oh another goal for England it looks like France is just having a bit of fun here letting England go for it. Feeling sorry for them as they don't really care about the 3rd place play off it's a numpty game. 🤣🤣🤣
England's great World Cup run.
Played:
Croatia: 11th
Ghana: 73rd
Panama: 34th
DR Congo: 46th
Mexico: 14th
Norway: 31st
Argentina: 1st
Croatia result was decent.
Mexico game was a great battle of equals.
Norway? Pure robbery.
England nowhere near an elite team.
Unlucky England, but well done on reaching the semi final after playing, Panama, Ghana, Croatia, Congo, Mexico and Norway after qualifying from a group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra 👏
Absurd decision to overrule Norway’s second goal for Haaland pushing back on Anderson ahead of a goal where the England midfielder would have had no impact on the eventual finish.
Once again FIFA VAR favours the bigger nation.
#NORENG#WorldCup