Rae Lynn Carson

As an actor I feel it's still important to practice your skill during these trying times. Here's my latest audition tape: Please hire me. 😘

This is what I've been thinking about all day:

At my most recent job I developed resting "how fucking dumb are you" face. It's actually a very common side effect when working with cis straight men.

Oh no... I'm at that point of exhaustion where I'm typing 50secs into a microwave thinking it's half a minute.

Oh to be a female spider and absolutely destroying annoying male who come into your vicinity 😌👌

Thinking about making a GoFundMe so I can buy this. Would you donate?

Taking a shit in a small seaside town is called "creating work for beachcombers"

Working with men makes me feel like I'm in a sequel of "The Truman Show" but with the producers of "Jackass".

Yes, I may not text you all the time or talk to you for a year, but I will always be there when you need me:

O Canada, O Canada! 🇨🇦 Make some noise for @jimbodragclown's US debut when #AllStars8 starts streaming MAY 12 on @paramountplus! 💋

Life Hack: Pull ya pants down to fart so it doesn’t stick to your jeans.

Sometimes I think maybe I don't have adhd, maybe it's just because I grew up around my adhd parents and because of that I learned to live like them so I adopted their adhd ways.

Yesterday Sasha Colby won #DragRace , today she's been raisin'd! Congrats Mother! ... and yes... Where's Raisin is back!

Gay twitter tonight #DragRace

When you are expecting sick flips, high kicks and cool jumps in the final #RPDR performances, but it doesn't happen :

#RuPaulsDragRace #rupaulsdragrace15 #anetra #drag #DragRace #DragRace15 #queentobe #gay #queer #meme #badphotoshop

"...and I'm Anetra!"

@MrLukeThomson I'm not surprised. It's a tough question. There are 367 answers but rarely does anyone get it right.

Can you solve this? If you had to fart when you piss and piss when you burp, then someone pooped when you piss farted and the fart was a piss poo but you never peed a pooped fart - How many shit squirts would you have left?

@dqojr Correct!

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