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@OliLondonTV At least Lily has made herself somewhat comical. Imagine how freakn insufferable he was as Nick. 😣

Trans TikToker Lilly Tino uses burritos to teach children about shrinking his genitals with hormones. “Now you think a trans woman like me wouldn’t care about a burrito getting smaller after all I’m eventually going to turn my burrito into a taco.”

@theereal_one It is uncomfortably crap... The Emperor's New Clothes to music. The people who invented these groups must sit around laughing at their success built on thin air.

Literally everything about k-pop is so odd i genuinely dislike the entire concept of it

@theprofnet @theereal_one This is the reason I just can't listen to them or watch them. It's too uncomfortable. Probably easier to watch karaoke. 😣

Jennie forgetting lyrics The fact that she and the other members are even laughing about this?!? That's not funny at all, it's honestly embarrassing and sad for a supposed singer. Beyonce is the queen of the music industry for a reason, she's a perfectionist. Beyoncé would never laugh if she repeatedly forgot the lyrics of her own songs, she would honestly be mad at herself. And plus if Beyonce would forget some lyrics, she would find a way to cover it up like a professional and come up with some other ones on the spot or make a cool dance break to fill the void. Blackpink seriously lacks talent, passion and creativity to do this though. They just stay in the same spot smiling and laughing.

@UltraDane Dunno why everyone's complaining; this is how I was baptised.

Looks like a possible baptism. Everyone has nice clothes on, a possible sign of respect. What I don't understand, with all the people standing around doing nothing, why aren't they picking up the trash... in and around the baptismal well?

@SlanceNQ @UltraDane 🎯

@UltraDane Why is it pulling it by the arm? That's not how you lift an infant. You can dislocate the shoulder.

@Joachim_Wien @NYMag You avoided the point. He has to operate within the law. Err... right?? 🤔 Public servants only throw the levers. The decision to throw them comes from a higher authority with legal standing; e.g. SCOTUS. Which part of this is untrue?

@rahraah @NYMag Real leaders either set aside decisions made by unelected public servants who seek to usurp elected public authority, or get replaced by the upstarts, with supreme power re-organized along the lines of what it is in Iran. Say hello to Ayatollah Boasberg...

As a small-business owner, wine importer Victor O. Schwartz has plenty of reasons to dislike the president’s policies. For almost 40 years, Schwartz has owned and operated VOS Selections, an importer and distributor of fine wines from 16 countries. Tariffs on wine have frustrated his industry since 2018, making the already heavily taxed business of sourcing from small farms and importing bottles from abroad more expensive. When Trump’s second-term tariffs were first announced last April, it looked like an even worse disaster for American wine importers than the first term. But the tariffs were also when he realized, unlike so many frustrated by Trump, he had an opportunity to do something. The weekend after the announcement of the tax on imports, a relative mentioned that their law professor, Ilya Somin, had put out a call for plaintiffs to challenge the tariffs. Somin a ragtag crew of small businesses who wanted to file a case against the administration: a tackle store on Lake Erie in Pennsylvania, a pipe manufacturer in Utah, a women’s cycling brand in Vermont, the maker of a banana-shaped synth in Virginia, and, eventually, Victor Schwartz and his wine-importing business. Within a few days, Somin, together with attorneys from the Liberty Justice Center, asked Schwartz to be the lead plaintiff. Read more from Matt Stieb’s conversation with Schwartz about how he and his fellow plaintiffs overturned Trump’s tariffs and earned a $166 billion refund: nymag.visitlink.me/tfzyVs

@Joachim_Wien @NYMag Real leaders just set laws aside that they don't like. 😃

@NYMag If President Trump doesn't have the cobbles to set this ruling aside then he isn't the man his people voted for, and ought to just step down.

@wil_da_beast630 Peak retardation.

This literally means that, as a European man, any sex you do not formally ask for - mutual seduction, in the morning, an oral break during vaginal sex - is legally rape...even if you and your partner both want to do it. If your wife wakes you up with head, YOU have been raped.

@BobTheMutant @wil_da_beast630 🎯

@wil_da_beast630 Within marriage, consent should be regarded as implicit unless explicitly refused.

@christiangruber @wil_da_beast630 I applaud your ethics. Do not compound the moral failure by becoming an interrupter, one of those people piping up at inappropriate times. 😃

@wil_da_beast630 Bad wife. Very bad wife. I shall inform her immediately of her shoddy ethics and behavior. I mean when she's done. One must be polite to one's spouse.

@insultduck @wil_da_beast630 😂 🎯

@wil_da_beast630 Not bragging. Just stating a fact. I've been with a lot of different women in my life. Not once have I ever verbally asked for consent. Women crave being taken. Few things will turn them off more than asking if you can fuck, like some sniveling, desperate, pathetic turd.

@Tachardiella @wil_da_beast630 That's right 🎯

@wil_da_beast630 I can't even think of a time I've given verbal consent. Who does that??

@IfindWankers Haha, Lily. Everybody's favourite misgenderee. 😃

Can you say MASSIVE WANKER? Good job!

@immigrantsprob No. Not clever. Stupid. And because we must share the road with her, selfish.

A girl cleverly rides a tall motorcycle despite her feet not reaching the ground. She skillfully manages to put the kickstand down. So impressive! What do you think? ✨

@stassfurth @immigrantsprob Commonly, yes, but model dependent.

@immigrantsprob isn´t it the case that the motor will shut off if the stand is down? and if it is down, it would not start?

@papiwontmiss Just look how stupid this Internet thing is by now.

Listed my Nintendo switch on marketplace for $200 and immediately got this message. Am I the villain here or is this insane?

@DelalandePaula Nah, I'm only joking. She was roobbish.

@vietxbunii Save everybody some time, get yourself an agent, and get stuck into your new adult film career.

You're a chill guy right?

@MarioNawfal @ChicKen40546929 Meanwhile, Trevor, who spent the entire morning stuck in this self same silly fiasco with Julian earlier in the day, is taking a well-needed siesta.

Two Amazon robots got stuck in an aisle, spending what appears to be an eternity shuffling back and forth because neither one could figure out who should move first. This is what happens when you forget to teach a $200,000 robot to say "no, after you."

@TruthFairy131 He should get extra time for being such a useless "security guard" that he didn't know there are cameras installed everywhere.

A 30 year old Iraqi born immigrant Mohammad Hassan Al Bayati was sentenced for the s*xual assault of a 3 year old girl. He was working as a security guard at the Homebush DFO shopping centre in western Sydney, when he took the girl away from the centre's playground while her mother was shopping. (Seriously, who leaves their 3 year old child alone to go shopping?!) CCTV shows Al Bayati taking the girl into an area without surveillance, where he assaulted her. 2.5 years jail, not deported. REMIGRATION NOW 😡 @Ryandally08