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OK so my husband started his Medrol dose pack ...

@CrazyRxMan Schrödinger would go insane

New guidelines from UPS require all cats must be double boxed now.

@b_ink Very nice!

@b_ink Are the other RPHs getting the techs gifts?

@b_ink Ah I did the B&BW hand sanitizers also (Black Friday) My nearest & dearest techs got gift cards. We have a lot of techs here (hospital) but I only gave gift bags to the ones I see more often. One year I did do gifts for *all* the techs and it was an exhausting process.

@b_ink I did something similar for coworkers. What did you put in your gift bags? I put candy canes, hand sanitizer, car air fresheners & chocolates.

@KevinBuffalo Spit on that guy

If they can’t agree on a contract, will the Dolphins hawk Tua?

@EM_RESUS @Peaches_am LOLOL

@Peaches_am Subscribe to my OnlyScans 😭

It's one of the most insane X-Rays I've ever seen. Here's a video I made breaking it down. Tell all your friends about this

@CrazyRxMan “Im gonna wait”

“Here’s my prescription…”

@CrazyRxMan Well that’s how they got that STI I guess!

Colonoscopy intercourse? I have so many questions….

When you get your nutrition plan from AI

@KevinBuffalo Chicken wing dip sounds amazing. What’s her recipe?

My wife made a giant pan of chicken wing dip and brought it to girlfriend’s house for the Bills game and made an individual size for me to enjoy tonight so yeah I’m happily married.

@Ooievaar070ADO @DrAkhilX Alternative answer: “Why don’t we settle your outstanding bill before I continue?”

@DrAkhilX Dr Akhil to his patient: "I have bad news for you, you don't have much time left". "How much longer, doctor?" asks the man. "10," says the doctor. The man: "10 what, doctor, 10 years, 10 months, 10 weeks?" Doctor: "9!"

Quote post this with a medical joke.

@stacybmitchell I just want to hug her. (With her permission, of course!)

Today my 90-year-old pleasantly demented patient asked, in a moment of clarity, “Are you my doctor?” “Yes ma’am.” “Oh I’m so proud of you! You’re taking such good care of me.” If you need me I’ll be over here trying to get this dust out of my eyes. 🥹

Potty training update: my daughter now follows me into the bathroom and claps and shouts "hurray," when I pee.

youtube.com/playables/Ugkx… via @YouTube

youtube.com/playables/Ugkx… via @YouTube

@Miazolam To many patients, that’s more important than the actual treatment.

Still riding the high of my patient’s sibling telling me I have “the best bedside manner [they’ve] ever seen” recently 🥹🫶🏼

My intern was born in 2007 I have unread emails older than that

Found a box of old belongings and came upon this.

@DrAkhilX You could not give me enough latex gloves to wear

To be noted.