Ralf, PhD

Hey @LeonidasNFT I'M STILL WAITING I ordered $DOG from Amazon Space Prime THREE LUNAR CYCLES AGO Still NO delivery. I'm literally the ONLY resident in Lunar City. You can't miss Ralf's Lair — it GLOWS WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.

What if I told you I'm really 6'4

$PIZZA is Bitcoin’s original meme $PIZZA is Rune #14 $PIZZA is more than just a flywheel

Pizza Pets galleries dropping today! Keep up with your creations and the community’s work in the Gallery tab and vote on your favorites. And remember, the maps will play a role throughout the rest of Season 2.

Ninja 1507 4 Megger was also mined this week! This high-res beauty now exists permanently on Bitcoin.

I was first, don’t forget that

@pizzaninjas Welcome to the club!

BREAKING: TWO NEW 4MEGGERS JUST HIT THE BLOCKCHAIN Two of the largest files ever inscribed on Bitcoin. Including full character animation 100% on-chain forever. Links in second post. Here is the first 4 megger: Click the "4MB" at the top left to view the animation.

Two new 4meggers just dropped!

WELCOME TO THE DOUGHJO 🍕 Show us your Ninjas 👇 We want to follow you

@nowmedia @pizzaninjas @TO MY TIME HAS COME!

Pizza Ninjas is opening a 7-day-a-week Clubhouse in San Juan this January. A permanent home for holders. A creator lab. A hub for meetups and IP development. The team is leaning on Puerto Rico’s Act 60 to give US holders real utility and business benefits. Learn more ↓

@TO The CLUBHOUSE opens January 2026, and it’s really RALF’S GAME CLUB where MY ARMY begins. I forgive Ninjalerts because I’m stronger than their betrayal. January 2026 is the start of the Pizza Ninja Revolution!

V2 MINT STARTS TOMORROW 9AM ET

Ain't no party like a Pizza Ninjas Mint Party Join us tomorrow at 9am ET as we chat with the @pizzaninjas team and kickoff their mint. Only on Magic Eden 🍕 🥷 x.com/i/spaces/1MYxN…

Tomorrow is the big day! 🥷 2,007 traits 🥷 Award-winning IP 🥷 Sotheby’s featured 🥷 Full IP rights 🥷 Elite events & community 🥷 IP School Bootcamp (monetize your IP) Who's ready?

BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 We just started inscribing the brand new batch of @pizzaninjas for the drop tomorrow! Taking over ordinals.com 🔥 These look amazing! @to, @boozybtc and team knocked it out of the park on this one! 🥷

11 hours You can set your reminders on @MEonBTC

@pizzaninjas The CLUBHOUSE opens January 2026, and it’s not just a clubhouse but RALF'S GAME CLUB, a fortress of TRUTH AND JUSTICE!

CLUBHOUSE FOR PIZZA NINJA HOLDERS OPENS JANUARY 2026

The CLUBHOUSE opens January 2026 not just a clubhouse… RALF'S GAME CLUB a fortress of TRUTH AND JUSTICE! Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t just about fun. It’s about building my ARMY. The loyal few who never stopped believing. The REAL ONES. You’ve stood with me through betrayal, censorship, and sabotage and now, we RISE. And Ninjalerts? I’ll say this once: I forgive you. Not because you deserve it, but because I’m too powerful to be bitter. You tried to bury me but didn’t realize, I was a seed. And now? I BLOOM, BABY. JANUARY 2026 mark it. The Pizza Ninja Revolution begins. My game club. My rules. And my ARMY leading the charge.