Raghuvanshi Ram

@Ays1Aysel Being friends with Pakistan 🇵🇰 is like giving away your credit cards to those living in slums.

@ajaykraina At some point, Pakistan might become so confused with its own chaos that it could tragically turn against its own people in millions 🤣

Welcome to Pakistan: Season Finale — “Playing Both Sides” 🍿 Cast: - Islamabad (Professional Balancer 🤹‍♂️) - United States (Says “You with me?” every 10 mins 📞) - Tehran (Says “Choose wisely.” 🧿) - China & Russia (Sitting in the corner like silent investors 🧊🧊) Best Case Scenario: 🚀 -Islamabad becomes the ultimate jugaad startup 💼 --“Dear US, we are your strategic partner.” 🤝 --“Dear China, we are your iron brother.” 🛠️ --“Dear Russia, we are… open-minded.” 😅 --“Dear Iran, please don’t look at the previous emails.” 🙈 -Money flows in from all directions 💸💸 -CPEC builds roads 🛣️, -IMF builds spreadsheets 📊, everyone builds “confidence” 😌 -Pakistan basically becomes a geopolitical food delivery app 🍔📦: - Orders from Washington 🧾 - Supplies from Beijing 📦 - Occasional complaints from Tehran 😒 - Tips collected in dollars 💵, yuan 💴, and pure optimism 🌈 GDP rises just enough to say: “See? Multi-alignment works.” 😎 & Worst Case Scenario: 💣 Everyone reads the same WhatsApp chat 📱 US: “Why are you online but not replying?” 👀 China: “Why are you replying… but not committing?” 🤨 Iran: “Why are you alive?” 😑 Suddenly: - Loans get “reviewed” 🧾❌ - Projects get “reconsidered” 🚧⏸️ - Borders get “misunderstood” 🧨 And Pakistan is stuck in the middle like: “Guys, I can explain—” 😬 No one is listening 🔕 CPEC slows down 🐢, dollars dry up 💧, and the western border starts acting like it has its own foreign policy 🗺️🔥 Final Scene: 🎬 -Islamabad standing at a crossroads 🚦 -One sign says “Strategic Depth” 🪖 -Other says “Strategic Debt” 💳 And somewhere in the background, a voice whispers: “Beta, pick a side…” 🧓 Pakistan: “Why pick one… when I can confuse all?” 🤷‍♂️😄 #PKMKB

@s_m_marandi The neighbors aren't paying any attention to this. Looks like they're ready to call you out now! 🤣

Because your criminal regime used their territory to murder thousands of Iranians. On day one, you even decided to start the war by murdering 168 elementary school children. God is just. Your evil empire and your proxies will fall, and ultimately, you will rot in Hell.

The countries interested in taking a stake in Iranian oil & Hormuz passage will be dragged in. For the US & Israel, who care a damn about “Hormuz closure”, just want to finish the nuclear ambition of the Iranian regime along with its military capabilities. You will see Pakistan distance itself from this conflict and make Arabs vulnerable.

@ramchandranar @NajamAli2020 Surprised this isn't getting mentioned more. It's also yet another reason Netanyahu wants to escalate, he wants as many countries dragged into this mess as possible

Many still believe Trump wants to restart the war. They have their reasons. My response is simple. It was not Iran that sought the ceasefire. It was Iran that chose not to attend the second round of negotiations. Trump knows one thing very well. If this war restarts, Iran will not come back to the table. No ceasefire. No negotiations. Then it becomes a straight contest of military and strategic outcomes. And that is a very different game. One that requires congressional backing, and one where there is already visible dissent within U.S. defence establishment. Will he take that risk? If yes, what makes you believe he can be successful?

@EYakoby Even mothers are not spared 🤣

An Islamist asks a Sheikh if he can practice gay anal sex to widen his ass for a bomb. Sheikh: “Normally forbidden, but for Jihad? Totally allowed.” What kind of culture is this?

@FrontalForce This video hits hard against those mujahideen who believed India wouldn't retaliate with hellfire. The entire crowd started reciting the Kalama after this hit, but no one could hear it amid the tremendous noise from BrahMos. One more wrong step, history will repeat itself!

What is Kalma which Pak terrorist asked Hindus to recite in Pahalgam attack ? In this video, u can hear Pakistanis reading Kalma after missile strikes by India in Pakistan. Pakistanis wanted Hindus to read it but Modi ji made Pak awam read it 💀

@AaishaaSoomro Down to dirt Pakistanis 🤣

DOWN TO EARTH AIR FORCE 🇮🇳

@maximp8875042 @TruthTrumpPost This brutal regime has killed 35,000 peaceful protesters in Jan and executed 2,000 prisoners last month, yet you're falling for the “160 girls” lie.

@ramchandranar @TruthTrumpPost Yes and killing 160 school girl - the whole world is in awe of how human and good those guys are. But we are still waiting for the biggest ever Victory and I am wondering why Jesus Trump and Mr. Hegseth keep sacking senior Generals?

SEC WAR: 🇺🇸 President Trump has authorized the United States Navy to destroy any Iranian fast boats that attempt to put mines in the water or disrupt passage through the Strait of Hormuz.

@TrumpsHurricane Where is the hijab?

This is New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Wife. What do you think she Smells like ??

@ZZoariah This clown deliberately avoided Christians. Throughout history, Christians have been responsible for killing more Muslims than in any other period, from ancient times to the present🤣

They openly talk about “capturing Jerusalem” and then moving towards India under Ghazwa-e-Hind… and the same ecosystem cries victim on global platforms. You can’t preach peace abroad while normalising expansionist fantasies at home.

@EYakoby It was never intended to bring peace; it was mainly for those few drug addicts on their crazy s***x trips.

BREAKING: Greta Thunberg’s Gaza Flotilla is under immense fire after it came to light that Thiago Avilla, one of the leading organizers, allegedly sexually assaulted/harassed three women on the ship. What is wrong with these people?

@Hur1 So, why did they stop after gaining independence and then start creating jihadis? 🤣

Pakistani inventions span computing, medicine, physics, including the first computer virus (c)Brain, the Ommaya reservoir for drug delivery, the world's first plastic magnet. Including the Human Development Index, neurochips, & specialized medical instruments. Now what?

@MeghUpdates The walk of silence 🤣

Shocking: Bulandshahr Police in UP have arrested Pakistani national Syed Wasid Ali, who entered India 40 years ago (in 1980) on a long-term visa with his mother and sisters. After his mother's death in 2012, he allegedly forged an Aadhaar card, driving licence, and passport, falsely claiming an Indian father to hide his Pakistani origins and stay illegally. Probe underway.

@topsyyturvy @shen_shiwei In prayer rooms, you do this 🤣

@ramchandranar @shen_shiwei And...?

Great news!👏 🇨🇳China names 2🇵🇰🧑‍🚀Pakistani astronauts, Muhammad Zeeshan Ali and Khurram Daud, for China's space mission training. After final training and evaluation, one of them will join in the space mission as a payload specialist, becoming the first foreign astronaut onboard the Tiangong space station.

@sidhant India is free to operate on surgical strikes deep into Pakistan for any future misadventure. We have neither informed anyone before Operation Sindoor nor taken permission. Pakistan warms US beds for its own nostalgia!

"Pakistan's warm relations with the United States may cause India to limit its response to the next significant cross-border terrorist incident..," says Kenneth Juster, Former US Ambassador to India

Another group of illegal Pakistani immigrants heading towards European shores. What actions will you take?👇

Allowing Pakistani immigrants to settle in your country will lead to your country resembling this within the next 10 years👇

The real “hellhole” is here in Pakistan 🤣

Since when have Pakistanis started writing letters? 🤣