Ramy Thomas

Video calls will make a girl fall for you faster than just texting.

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

The more girls you say Hi to The more girls you talk to The more girls you meet up with The more girls you’ll fuck

i need to ball, but i need one crazy assist from God.

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

If we date, I want a little extra favoritism. I want to be treated better than everyone else in your life.

That moment you realize caffeine doesn't give you energy, it just blocks the signal that you're tired.

Imagine chasing a girl so you can pay her bills. You men are overdoing!!

I don't understand chewing gums these days, just 3 mchwa mchwa mchwas and it's done... back in the day pk lasted for 3 months

May I never be so ungrateful and entitled that I call someone's efforts the bare minimum.

@Psalmwrite I became the boss of the person who interviewed me 😅

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize.., Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership

Ever wondered why ISIS attacks everyone in The Middle East except Israel?

@pallnandi Irony 😂

America 🇺🇸 is asking Russia 🇷🇺 to stop supporting Iran 🇮🇷 with intelligence and weapons while they themselves are supporting Ukraine 🇺🇦.

Nobody can identify a girl that likes you faster than another girl that likes you.

Going on vacation is just realizing your life’s fine, it’s your job that’s the villain

@StateDept How about you folks stop attacking people and kidnapping and killing their leaders?? No one attacked your country or stole your resources

SECRETARY RUBIO: The people who run Iran are religious fanatics. Look at what they are doing: attacking embassies and hotels. Imagine what these people would do if they had a nuclear weapon. The President’s not just doing a favor for the United States, but for the world.

@SpencerHakimian From nuclear program to “nuclear vests” 🤦‍♂️ the story keeps getting wilder. Next headline: Iran hiding nukes in backpacks and lunchboxes 😭

🚨BREAKING: JD VANCE SAYS IRAN WAS ABOUT TO USE NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS IN SUPERMARKETS