Rachael

@ElyKreimendahl Finally, time to relax.

husband & kids are out of town so I’m back to my natural state (depressed, Cheetos for dinner, wondering why is life)

@FlyBehaviour Sending big hugs- my wife passed away 3 days before my birthday- so bdays don’t mean anything to me anymore. This cake and this kid you got, tho, are absolute solid gold 💜

My bday is the day after my husband’s death, so I haven’t been up for celebrating the past couple of years. Today my 14yo wanted to salvage the day by making me a cake, while acknowledging the day’s crappiness. I bring you the DUMPSTER FIRE BIRTHDAY CAKE. Best. Cake. Ever!!

@ElyKreimendahl I use excedrin for uppers and Benadryl for downers

I used to drink whiskey until 3am and get up and go to work like nothing had happened and now I’m like “ooh I’m gonna be bad and take a Tylenol PM tonight”

@Andylanger Unfortunately Austin has been deduced to the Conference Capital of the World. Red River, bless its heart will probably be torn down for condos or hotels in the next few years.

Woah! From an owner of Cheer Up Charlies re: #sxsw

Every band, bro, baby and butthead better be head to toe fabulous in drag at Bonnaroo this year, or we might as well call the whole “arts” thing off

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

States with a smaller population than Los Angeles County

Costco’s Kirkland hoodie might be the quietest and most brilliant brand merch drop I’ve ever seen

i’ve literally never in my life been so scared

We can’t have an intellectually honest conversation about the “future of the Republic” without acknowledging one fact that everyone seems to overlook. And if you aren’t going to say it, then I can’t take your “Democracy-is-on-the-ballot” opinion piece seriously. A thread.

Fiona Apple has a story for you. And it’s incredible. Asked me to share. She's become an avid, trained Court Watcher. Her observations helped people jailed pretrial file a civil rights lawsuit. Then came the retaliation. Shut off her access to court. A video story in 8 parts:

I know people don't want to hear it, but that quirky old, dusty, grumpy bookstore you love and daydream about? an economic system which treats exponential profit as the only indicator of value is not compatible with a business model which is happy to break even and just *exist*

@LindsayDinsyDay Absolutely wrecked me as a child

baby jesus? you mean fetus christ

mistakes i've made

@LilahSturges Brava 👏👏