Christine

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

Fuck 'em... here you go

A cat enjoying the aquarium at night.

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

@tsogoorvp @AnneG7795 @EstieMaddie Why so?

@AnneG7795 @EstieMaddie if that's ur reaction it says more about you rather than the songs tbh

🤣 OMG… FACTS!! 🤷🏻‍♀️ I cannot tell you how many songs I listen to now and I think, what the hell?

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

I do this at other people’s houses, salons, the dermatologist, random truck stop bathrooms, etc. It’s necessary.

@Canada 😊♥️

It’s National #PetDay and Canada is full of adorable companions. With over 29 million pets nationwide; 8.9M cats, 8.3M dogs, 2.5M birds, 8.6M fish, 1.2M small mammals, and 274K reptiles, there's plenty of cuteness to go around! Share your pet pics below! 📸⬇️

@zhaabowekwe Bullet meet brain. End of story.

Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.

Step over anthills. Put worms back in the grass. Release spiders instead of squishing them. Rescue baby caterpillars. They're all creatures that deserve to live a life too.

@StevenKerwin @Threadscenes I thought the same lol

@Threadscenes I started off with Ant-Toe-Knee-Hopkins, but then notice the 6 toes so I might be wrong.....

Pronounce it slowly 😅 Very difficult

I don’t trust people who don’t like this song

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Reminder since Easter is next week that RABBITS ARE NOT TOYS, they are high maintenance animals who should not be purchased on a whim, they can live for over 10 years and are very sensitive animals who deserve loving and experienced owners thank you

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

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