Tin Foil Hat Salesman

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Tin Foil Hat Salesman

Tin Foil Hat Salesman

@randomspank

I sell tin foil hats to the brightest people in society.

Katılım Temmuz 2013
235 Takip Edilen44 Takipçiler
Knicks Videos
Knicks Videos@sny_knicks·
Deuce McBride on Josh Hart in Game 2 vs. Game 1 "When anybody is committed to the Lord, committed to his religion, I feel like you move differently. You have a different spirit about him. I think he carries it onto the court"
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Manchester City
Manchester City@ManCity·
🏆 League Cup (2018) 🏆 Premier League (2018) 🏆 Community Shield (2018) 🏆 League Cup (2019) 🏆 Premier League (2019) 🏆 FA Cup (2019) 🏆 Community Shield (2019) 🏆 League Cup (2020) 🏆 League Cup (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2022) 🏆 Premier League (2023) 🏆 FA Cup (2023) 🏆 Champions League (2023) 🏆 Super Cup (2023) 🏆 Club World Cup (2023) 🏆 Premier League (2024) 🏆 Community Shield (2024) 🏆 League Cup (2026) 🏆 FA Cup (2026) Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵
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ThaAlpha 🐅
ThaAlpha 🐅@_ThaAlpha52·
@DeenTheGreat @Kick_Champ Ima be real the bitvh shouldn’t be walkin around wit a see thru shirt and shorts so small her ass hangin out if she don’t want nicvas to look at her like that . I hate when a thot try to act so damn pure
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KickChamp👑
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Aya Tanjali is considering PRESSING CHARGES against Adrien Broner after he inappropriately touched her on stream, saying it has never happened to her before and she felt like crying 😳
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Kalshi Hoops
Kalshi Hoops@KalshiHoops·
Most FT Attempts by a Guard in a 25-Game Playoff Span since 2016: 1. SGA (255) 2. SGA (251) 3. SGA (249) 4. SGA (248) 5. SGA (247) 6. SGA (245) 7. SGA (245) 8. SGA (243) 9. SGA (243) 10. SGA (241) 48% chance he wins Finals MVP again.
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LegendOfWinning
LegendOfWinning@LegendOfWinning·
McCants said what?!?!
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Tin Foil Hat Salesman
Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@theislandlad @AbsoluteBruno Ronaldo can get a 5.2 rating on sofascore in every game, not contribute to anything and if Portugal still wins, they will be saying he carried them. They have nothing but delusions to live on.
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AB⚕
AB⚕@AbsoluteBruno·
Ronaldo touching that World Cup would genuinely fry my dopamine receptors man don’t think I’ll ever recover
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Tin Foil Hat Salesman
Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@ghitdrog How many people did you injure in the crowd when you were performing his free kick technique
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cishet erkek.
cishet erkek.@ghitdrog·
25 yaş üstü bir erkeğin Ronaldo hakkında olumsuz yorum yapmasının tek sebebi çocukluğunda sokağa hiç çıkmamış olmasıdır şu adamı gördükçe 2006lı yıllarda berbere koşarak yaptırdığımız ense ve favoriler, frikik kullanışını taklit ettiğimiz günler akla geliyor sadece varol kral
SPL 🇸🇦@ActuSPL

CRISTIANO RONALDO EST EN LARMES LES AMIS EN LARMES !!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 3 ANS ET DEMI EN ARABIE SAOUDITE ET C’EST ENFIN LE PREMIER TITRE MAJEUR !

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Tin Foil Hat Salesman
Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@josh_dani263 @cjay_crypt00 Ronaldo has probably attempted 100s more than Ronaldo, that makes him way more efficient, he used to have more than Messi and Messi surpassed him. Now what else do you want to cry about, let me know, I’ll help
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josh ball@josh_dani263·
@cjay_crypt00 Fr you would think😂Messi got like 50 more🤦‍♂️stupid people
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No Jumper
No Jumper@nojumper·
Drake finally linked up with the dad and his kids, who are always playing his music on IG, and they all vibed out to “Janice STFU” together
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Tin Foil Hat Salesman
Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@3randonn_ @CFC_OBED Nah what is offensive is the fake celebrations because the world cup hurt Ronaldo fans so much, and the goat shouts too, when al nassr were winning when he wasn’t playing.
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b@3randonn_·
@CFC_OBED Only Messi fans get so offended when Ronaldo wins something.. just accept he lives rent-free in your head
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OB@CFC_OBED·
Everyday I feel like Messi fans don’t celebrate the World Cup enough because look at what these Ronaldo supporters are doing after winning Saudi league , I mean Saudi league .
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Ramalho@Gustavo58964093·
@ToneApex24813 @CristianoXtra_ @grok Ele diz que preferia jogar ao lado do Ronaldo pois ele (Zico) tem a mesma função de armação do Messi, então não faz sentido jogarem junto, prefere jogar com um atacante, mas diz que o Messi é o jogador mais completo entre Ronaldo e Messi
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CristianoXtra
CristianoXtra@CristianoXtra_·
🚨🗣| Zico explains his preference for Cristiano Ronaldo in the CR7 x Messi debate.👇 "When people ask me: 'Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo?'. I choose Cristiano. What Messi does, I did too." 🎙| Zico also spoke about Cristiano Ronaldo declaring himself the best in the world: "Yes, he has to say it. People talk about him as if he's just a goalscorer. It's not just that. He's a huge reference for any player. The guy's there at 40 years old running more than a lot of people. I hope he scores 2,000 goals and, if I were starting today, I'd have him as my reference. I still have a wish to meet Cristiano Ronaldo and shake his hand and say thank you for what he does for football and for the footballer, for the professional he is." ❤💪
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Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@jmRMCF @vini_ball But all the celebrations are fake, they’re just trying to make it seem bigger because the World Cup hurt them so much. It’s embarrassing
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JM@jmRMCF·
@vini_ball They have forgotten the amount of Juice Ronaldo has😭😭
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Noodle (fan)
Noodle (fan)@vini_ball·
Ronaldo winning the Saudi League with Al Nassr at 41 got the whole tl acting like we just won the UCL, if this man actually wins the World Cup we might all pass out
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J Michael Scofield@JMichaelSclj·
@UTDTrey It's high time we place Trey in the same bracket of delusioness as Arsenal fans.
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Tin Foil Hat Salesman
Tin Foil Hat Salesman@randomspank·
@ErrorBrian90 @Lafountain22431 @BCamisa17 @NASCAR The true definition of a retard is someone who has a child’s understanding of the world and brings up vaccines every time someone dies, you are a fucking narcissist. Gullible dumb fuck who wants everyone to die from vaccines so he can feel like he’s smart and not a “sheep.
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ErrorBrian90
ErrorBrian90@ErrorBrian90·
@Lafountain22431 @BCamisa17 @NASCAR 100% true. But you will have some fucking legit retard try to argue with ya. Because they literally live on a phone and can't open their eyes to observe things around them.... true definition of a retard
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NASCAR
NASCAR@NASCAR·
We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old. We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.
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Bryan Camisa
Bryan Camisa@BCamisa17·
@BlhdJffk @NASCAR Stats from insurances. seen a 35% spike in deaths starting 2022 look it up. It`s unfortunate did you watch the Senate hearing this past week. maybe the biggest story in history and not even being covered
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