Randy Swift

@RepBoebert Seen any good plays lately?

I’m working to cancel Eric Swalwell’s congressional pension.

@ArtCandee Wait, why do we have a shortage of workers when all the immigrants have been deported? Something doesn’t add up…

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent's solution to the worker shortage is for people to work more overtime. What a total farce coming from a near-billionaire.

Stop overperforming at work. Act your wage. Your boss doesn't care about you. Save your energy for your personal life.

@USAttyPirro Can I call about the guy in the White House? Oh no, wait, you already know about him and are a hypocrite.

I have created a tip line to receive information regarding alleged sexual or inappropriate conduct in D.C. by Congressman Eric Swalwell. The number to call is 202-252-0809

@james_xond Or wine

Is it true some parents used to put whiskey on a baby’s gums to help them sleep??

@nicksortor The White House???

The placards outside Tony Gonzales and Eric Swalwell’s offices have now been REMOVED It’s official: these predators have been evicted from the Capitol. More evictions to come!

@patriotcjd @0riettaRose How do we define “success?” Therein lies the rub. Success can be manipulated and falsified.

@0riettaRose Federal curriculum guidelines that have reduced funding for those schools that don’t follow, funding ties to success rather than attendance, refusal to accommodate foreign students

To be blunt, I don't see the issues in public schools being fixed at scale 😐 The only 'fix' imo is mass abandonment & we're actually heading that way with teachers quitting & parents choosing other education options. Soliciting opinions: What would fix public school?

@atrupar Posture much???

Trump: "I had the greatest year, the greatest opening year. I ended 8 wars. The greatest economy ever. But even when you have a great president, they tend to lose the midterms. It doesn't make sense to me. We've had the greatest year in the history of the presidency, first year. We should be given credit."

@mistressdivy It works more often than it doesn’t! 😂

Shout out to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.

@WFerrin1 @JamesMelville Obama did that a nuclear treaty which the orange clown tore up.

@JamesMelville He saved 3 Billion Lives by wiping out the Iranian Nuclear Annihilation Threat. Sorry that angers you.

A quick question for MAGA supporters…how exactly is Donald Trump making America great again?

@RepMikeTurner Then why did the orange clown tear up the agreement?

No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.

@lady_valor_07 When your parents pass away…yes.

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..

@ronsterd89 My district still sends those home! 😂

Does anyone remember getting report cards in a brown envelope, then having to get it signed and sent back?

@SaltyGoat17 Why, then, is unemployment on the rise? Some Americans are just lazy.

Foreigners taking American jobs is about to end! Trump raised the H-1B Visa fee from $1,000 to $100,000. It won’t be economically feasible for companies to hire foreigners anymore! Who else 100% supports this?!?

@RepLuna So now you’re the judge and jury?All the while you pander to the clown in the White House.

Based on a forensic report I’ve seen, Eric Swalwell could be facing jail soon. He did the right thing by resigning but his troubles aren’t over yet.

@Kusac_UK @preshtalwalkar In 3rd grade this would be read as 3 groups of 4 therefore the equation should be written as 3x4; while 4x3 also has a product of 12 therefore two expressions are not the same.

@preshtalwalkar How would you read 3 x 4 = 12? Three times four equals twelve. That’s three, four times. The kid is right.

The teacher is 100% correct here. This is based on thousands of years of tradition going back to Euclid and Euler. The prior question indicates the lesson was to follow directions of a specific definition of multiplication of natural numbers. youtube.com/watch?v=6XoMlQ…

@Conservative2TX It’s gotta be Biden right?

Hey guys when gas hits $7.00 a gallon on average, whose fault will it be?

@BitcoinPulseX Sounds like socialism.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS JUST APPROVED A MASSIVE U.S. STIMULUS PACKAGE AROUND $2.5 TRILLION SET TO FLOW INTO THE ECONOMY OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS LIQUIDITY IS BACK… MARKETS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC

@DeanMackeyX @EdKrassen Or be an adulterer and sleep with porn stars

Wow! Just wow!

I find it mind boggling how we generally expect students to grow one grade level per year, yet we put students who are 3-4 (and even more) grade levels behind and expect them to master grade level standards. We are asking of them more growth than we would a gifted student. This madness has to end.