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@SamanthaTaghoy What do eggs have to do with Easter? Go to church and learn that Easter is not about candy or its packaging. Also, the top of the box says “Happy Easter.”

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@BuzzPatterson Funny, cuz you got neither.

I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.

@Hilbe If R2 had eyes, he…I guess it’s a he…would roll them! 🙄

Can we start talking about R2 Gen 2 yet? What will it have? PSA: You realize it’ll be called R2G2 right?!?!? I’ll see myself out.

@ShadowofEzra So what happens when they don’t comply after 48 hours, commit war crimes, TACO?

President Trump gives Iran exactly 48 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz, or he will blow up all of their power plants in the country. If a country’s power plants were destroyed, the effects would be immediate. Most areas would lose electricity, and water systems would fail as pumps and treatment facilities shut down. Hospitals and emergency services would be strained since backup generators only last so long. Food supplies would also be disrupted as refrigeration and transportation break down. The economy would begin to shut down, and daily life would quickly deteriorate, especially in major cities.

@timlamb61 @EdKrassen Who was forced to buy an EV?

Gas is now $3.92 a gallon. It was $3.13 when Biden left office. Gas prices shot up under Biden because COVID subsided and Russia invaded Ukraine. Gas prices are shooting up under Trump because Trump started a war in the Middle East. Biden didn’t cause it. Trump absolutely did. And @grok please fact check this.

@PressSec He did not. You cannot rewrite history.

Since Day One of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump clearly outlined the U.S. Military’s objectives to end the threat of the Iranian terrorist regime. The President and the Pentagon predicted it would take approximately 4-6 weeks to achieve this mission. Tomorrow marks week 3 - and the U.S. Armed Forces are doing an exceptional job. Day by day, the Iranian Regime is being crippled, and their ability to threaten the United States and our allies is being significantly weakened. As always, President Trump is laser focused on one thing: total and complete VICTORY.

@juliefroehlich6 @atrupar It is not.

@atrupar This is an innovative and impressive model created by a Stanford educated teacher and mother. I hate Linda McMahon as much as anyone but this is a model we should embrace.

Linda McMahon: "The alpha school that I visited, the first two hours of every day, every student is getting AI instruction on different subjects. I mean, it's a real concentrated, focused effort. They're not replacing teachers. There is a teacher there who is monitoring what's going on."

@RonFilipkowski I don’t feel safer.

Translation: Trump is about to bail out of his Great Iran Debacle and let everyone else pick up the pieces of the chaos he left behind.

@SteveLovesAmmo My town was going to build a bridge named in honor of Chuck Norris but ultimately had to scrap the idea because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.

@MichelleMaxwell @deedoubleyou74 Not yet…still costing $2 billion a day when America’s problems go unsupported! America first, really????

@deedoubleyou74 This isn’t a never ending, boots on the ground war. This is precision attacks that will be over shortly. The fact that you don’t get this speaks volumes about you. President Trump will NEVER sell out. He is thinking about the future for our grandchildren.

I am more than happy to pay more for gas for a brief period if it means President Trump realigns the world for the better. Anyone else feel this way?

@MichelleMaxwell No. He campaigned on no new wars and lowering costs and now MAGA wants to twist themselves in knots to explain away his broken promises and lies, taking us into war based on “his feelings.”

@BitPaine Y’all just twist yourself in knots pretending he’s a diplomat and an ethical and moral human being.

Trump joking about Pearl Harbor with the Japan delegation is genius because it signals, “we’re so completely over this as a nation that I can make a corny ass joke about it.” Ball busting is only appropriate with close friends. Elite diplomacy few understand.

@nicksortor It’s called grace and being polite…all the while cringing inside.

🚨 JUST IN: Japan’s Prime Minister is SUPER excited to be introduced by President Trump at tonight’s White House reception Literally bouncing with joy 😆 All of those whining about Trump’s Pearl Harbor joke earlier are WAY more offended than she is 🤣

@NoLieWithBTC Maybe we should stop buying beef and eat the cats and dogs.

A top Republican just told Americans how they should deal with rising gas prices under Trump: “Maybe take one less trip to Starbucks... Let’s just try to be patriots about this.”

@PressSec Disagree. My gas was up another 10 cents today.

Americans Agree that Operation Epic Fury Is an Overwhelming Success whitehouse.gov/articles/2026/…

@ClayTravis It’s obnoxious and racist.

Trump was also not alive yet on Pearl Harbor Day, Jake. This was a joke about the importance of keeping surprises in war. As everyone with a functional brain recognized.

@ShirleyStarNews @EricTrump TACO

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@EricTrump Embarrassing. Clearly your racism is showing.

@kaitlancollins Your racism is showing.

Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"

@mctownsley I agree. Actionable feedback belongs with formative assessment. As soon as a grade is entered into a grade book, it is now summative.

According to Margaret Heritage, formative assessment and grading are incompatible. 📘 amzn.to/3NdxLzH #grading #ad #assessment