Everything blur 🍿

Two guys vibing in front, one guy chilling at the back of the truck minding his own business 💀 Next thing they hit the drainage and bro gets launched like luggage 😂😂😂 When you’re just there… and physics chooses you 💀

She chose violence… Madea chose WATER 💀

He had her… then lost her in 2 seconds 💀😭

When you’re bullying your friend and they’re about to cry 😭 ‘you gonna cry

Bro forgot where he was 😭

G-Dog: ‘Thanks for coming today.’ Student: ‘We have to come… that’s why it’s class.’ 💀😂 Even the teacher paused like he just got verbally attacked in slow motion 😭😂😂

Dwayne Johnson showing up as a ‘therapist’ like everything is normal… 💀 Big guy, calm voice, serious face… but the advice is pure chaos 😭😂

😂 Confidence level: asking rookie questions in a room full of veterans. 🤣

Prince just woke up normally… next thing he opens his eyes and sees two attendants standing there like: ‘We are here to bathe you.’ 💀😂 Bro’s soul left his body for a second 😭 No warning, no explanation… just royal confusion 😂😂😂 When you wake up and reality immediately disrespects you 💀

Rachel is mid-romantic moment with her boyfriend… meanwhile her friend is literally in the car doing ‘save me’ signals like it’s an emergency 💀😂

When the actual criminal gets released before you 😂😭

The bearded guy suddenly switches energy like he’s in a gangster movie serious face, deep voice, full ‘I run this city’ attitude 😭😂

John Cena and his wife went from strict parents to full-time hype squad 💀😂

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All 19 startups received funding, but that wasn’t even the highlight for me. What stood out, was a full year of nurturing ideas, refining products, and building solutions that actually solve problems. As the Chief Operating Officer, IHS Nigeria Kazeem Oladepo put it; this is what happens when you invest in the process, not just the pitch. And the message to founders was clear; grow, but build sustainably. Backed by @IHSNigeria and its partners, this is what real support looks like. #IHSNigeria #DemoDay

Turbulence hits and the pilot chooses THAT moment to question a kid mid-flight. Peak comedy chaos. ✈️😂

@DanielRegha Hello @chippercashapp where tf is my 35k? I made a transfer to my grey app and they reversed it since 2 weeks ago. The money is yet to reflect in my chipper account. I have sent multiple DMs and emails. I still don't have my money. Which kind stup!d bank be this.

This is facts, I 100% with the poster. Obasanjo, Goodluck, Yar'Adua (RIP) combined didn't achieve what this administration has achieved so far. -Extreme tax. -Never ending protests like never before. -Nigerian has never been this unsafe when it comes to insecurity. -Economic instability is up. -Let's not even start with the Power Grid and electricity. -Petroleum prices? Hike! -Corruption allegations? Another topic. -Rent, feeding, clothing, and fees, are now a luxury. This administration has achieved a lot, from the back.

@dammiedammie35 Hello @chippercashapp I made a payment to my grey account since 3 weeks ago and the money was reversed because it's from a "third party" account. I have contacted grey on multiple occasions and they iterated that the money has been reversed successfully. Refund money now.

“I’ll talk to you anyhow I like” - Sowore Vs David Umahi today in Abuja over the woman Umahi allegedly arr£sted cos she called him out for owing him money for over 12 years…. Come and see wahala o 😭😭💔💔

There is always one you have not seen 😂🤣

Hello @chippercashapp I made a payment to my grey account since last week and the money was reversed because it's from a "third party" account. I have contacted grey on multiple occasions and they iterated that the money has been reversed successfully. I'm yet to be refunded.