shane lyons

@Muppetiers But there will be nothing done about Arsenal playing Royal Rumble every time the get a corner or a free kick

Our one dodgy call in a dead rubber will be used to justify heinous overreaction next year.

@UnitedStandMUFC They didn't win it, they were handed it by the PGMOL and the Premier League executives working hand in hand

United fans, what are your honest thoughts on Arsenal winning the league? 👇

@AlternativeMUFC Some pic

LET'S FUCKING GO.

@AlternativeMUFC Fucking hate Sunderland, will never forgive them for the celebration in 2012 when QPR gifted the blue nose bastards the league

Up the Big Boy Europe may well be in the bag after we slapped the Scousers all over the Theatre last Sunday and our trip up to the north east might not have much riding on it but I'm still firmly expecting big Michael to continue his preparation for next season's title charge/fa cup win/champions league win/carabao cup win in sensational style Manchester matchday Reds.

@AlternativeMUFC Thank you 🔰

@AlternativeMUFC An everyday fool

April Fools'.

@AlternativeMUFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LegacySiu Tiabi, Rossi, Makeda, Darmian and Santori. Next question please

Name one Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@samuelluckhurst Any chance you could just fuck off, if your lot would just report news as journalists and not antagonist pricks, you could actually do some wonderful work. But , alas, here again with you and that rag you work for. #dontbuythesun

Casemiro wanted it to be announced early that he was leaving but #mufc insist decision was made to release him well in advance of the announcement.

Having had 24 hours to stew on the sacking, I think that the most concerning thing for me is how repetitive it feels. I had some faith (perhaps delusional) that a new footballing structure above the manager would ensure that the days of simply sacking a manager with no contingency plan in place were behind us. We've had over 10 years of this nonsense. We have a disgusting record of throwing money at every manager and when they don't work out, we replace them with a new manager who wants to overhaul the squad. This results in players we can't sell, so they either hang around and stink the place out or we loan them out, praying another club is daft enough to buy them ... And this feels like it could be no different. Will we pick a next manager who's style and approach suits the squad we have? Will he build on it? Or will he have a list of 5 targets who will cost £300m and need to be shoehorned in to the team, before he isn't given enough time to build and then he's sacked? Are we going to get 'whoever is available' in and have the same bullshit merry-go-round again? We can argue until the cows come home as to whether sacking Ruben was the right call, but the manner and timing in which they have done it gives me about as much confidence about how this board operates, as I would have if I were to leave a trifle in Luke Shaws fridge and ask him not to eat it. It all just feels miserable and I'm tired of the whole thing.

@RBeaumont9 This aged well

Virg 1 Rooney 0 💩

@UtdKiah He wasn't even booked, was he....

Van Dijk: “If you [Rooney] watched games then I would definitely take responsibility. Your comment about me signing my deal [and then not performing ] it was a bit much.” Football Gods: “Thou darest cast shade upon Rooney? Thou shalt pay in full.”

@AlternativeMUFC Fester's egg head is well and truly scrambled 😂😂😂😂😂

We're not really in a position to laugh. But ....

@piersmorgan @m8arteta Give it until March and the stabilizers will come off again

Massive win. Statement win. A win that shudders through Europe. A win that makes me think the PL/CL double is ON. God, it’s great being an Arsenal fan right now. Best squad we’ve ever had, and the best manager in the world. @m8arteta

@TheKop_com Sign a contract extension FAST!!! This implosion is epic viewing 😂😂😂

If you could give Arne Slot one piece of advice, what would it be?

@UTD_Anna_ What was the score 😂

I think it ended up 4-1 Not sure tho 😂😂😂

@markgoldbridge Thought you were a United fan 🤔🙄

It is madness tbf. Van Dijk goal ruled out and then Forest player in front of Liverpool keeper and given. PGMOL are a joke

@IFBMedia Scrambled egg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Irishman supporting his local through thick and thin

@LFC @MLSZhivatalos @_SZD10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another assist from Szobo 👏🇭🇺

@samuelluckhurst A bit premature there Sammy boy. Maybe wait for the final whistle before you try to push your anti-United agenda next time

Three points dropped by #mufc, never mind two. What a dismal way to throw it away against Tottenham (again).