Rasmus Bang

@MortenMalmros Så er det "Kvinde Min"-tid!

I would pay good money to see the usage stats on this QR code.

Workers who only come into office on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays are sometimes referred to as TWaTs.

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Egyptian Lionel Richie Supermarket

@tveskov ... eller alt for kort

Ved ikke rigtig med det navn, virker som om der ligger en alt for lang brainstorm-proces bag det..

Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown. What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?

Fnis.

these are getting trickier

@badgirloftennis Fantastisk! Tak for den Pernille, så er nytårstraditionen reddet

Face the music.

I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.

Optimal Bowling xkcd.com/2711

I dunno guys, AI art is pretty great

Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.

Dear @TwitterSupport, as much as we enjoy our excellent bilateral relations and close alphabetical vicinity with Nigeria, we would much appreciate if you could label us as Norway😉 P.S. That also goes for Prime Minister @jonasgahrstore and Foreign Minister @AHuitfeldt 🇳🇴

Move over, Piet Hein.

Fun fact: på Louisiana får man får 20% i caféen, hvis man medbringer det ultimative medlemskort