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@sewateruk just had the ‘we’re sorry for no water, please stop using it other than for essential purposes’ email. Perhaps you could fix the leaks? There is one local to me that was first reported in November 2025 that is still leaking gallons of freshwater. Absolute shambles.

@SkySports Giving people like this their five minutes of fame is exactly why social media is in the main, a cess pit.

Man City fan Tal Rehman reveals all about that viral clip from the Stamford Bridge yesterday 😅🫣

@Laciaehoro @SolomonBanigo1 @Arsenal It’s ‘lose’.

@SolomonBanigo1 @Arsenal Lol. Bournemouth had the fewer fans there. What are you saying? Your team is useless and your club is shit with a clueless manager.... Don't win the league this season and you will loose few big players.

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

@18GoonerKay86 Really?!

Martinelli is not a winger he is a fucking STRIKER

@CollinRugg Genuine Q, when she grabs a piece of hair from the back and plays with it, then lets go of it why doesn’t it float up in the air like the rest of the ends?

The Artemis II crew explains to a young viewer why it can be hard to see stars in outer space. Question: "I wonder, do you still see stars in outer space?" Jeremy Hansen: "Yeah, I was actually just talking to my crewmates about that today. I've definitely seen stars in outer space, and I was saying I haven't as many as I thought I would. Reid?" Reid Wiseman: "We have so much illumination from the sun on the moon and the earth right now, it is hard at times to see stars, just like when you walk out in the daytime, you see a blue sky but no stars."

@PotterDave_ @Arsenal I’m good. Still top of the league while your club languishes 33 places below mine 🤷‍♀️

@ratherbinthesun @Arsenal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry

Goal for Wolverhampton Wanderers - scored by Edozie. 🟡 2-2 🔴 (90+4)

@PotterDave_ @Arsenal While supporting Stoke. Good one.

@Arsenal Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking inject it you bottle job cunts

@CustomerH65111 Err no. Scammer

@wizzair hey 👋🏻 I’m trying to book flights to Valencia in June but your website keeps timing out? I’ve also tried via third party website twice only for the booking to be cancelled? Your call centre confirmed the flights are available?

@sewateruk You could have lifted it sooner if you actually attended the to numerous water leaks across your area in a timely manner.

Hosepipe restrictions have been lifted with immediate effect. Thank you for your patience while these necessary measures have been in place to allow our reservoir and groundwater levels to return to normal: orlo.uk/mHOS4 #SouthEastWater 💦 #YourLocalWaterSupplier

@Jayspurs87n17 @Funwithflares Because that’s all you can do, looking up while languishing in 14th place.

@Funwithflares We love laughing at Arsenal fans when they bottle it again

I'm disgusted

@hasantanriseven @AndyBurnhamGM Jesus Christ I hope not.

@AndyBurnhamGM Never lose hope. One day, you will lead Labour and become the Prime Minister.

I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever is Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2

@AndyBurnhamGM The ego on you is almost unbelievable

I have today written to the Chair of Labour’s National Executive Committee seeking permission to enter the selection process for a candidate for the forthcoming Gorton and Denton by-election. Read my letter here.👇🏻

@10DowningStreet Your actions, or lack of suggest otherwise.

What happens on the world stage matters directly to people here at home. It shapes the cost of energy, the price of food, the security of jobs, and the stability that families rely on to plan their lives. We will aways act in the UK’s national interest.

@harlocksam07 @MrDtAFC So it’s not acceptable to win games with goals scored from corners now? Jesus Christ 🤦‍♀️

FML 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

@UKLabour Hilarious

Labour is the party of working people. Always have been. Always will be.

@Rob51coys @stephanieamy_ Mind the gap.

@stephanieamy_ The behaviour of the players is a mirror image of their manager Although he was cautioned last night the officials have been too lenient on him for too long. At lower levels referees not controlling tech areas get chastised. Man City will win the league

That from Martinelli entirely sums them up as a team and a club and why no one respects what they do, even if they do end up champions this season 🤢. If we had our usual forwards we win that game. They’re the biggest bunch of forced pretenders ever.

@LBLFC_ Rage bait post for attention. How incredibly sad.

Gabriel Martinelli.. a little fucking bum who's won absolutely nothing in his career… like the rest of them. A team of little gobshites managed by a bum who won fuck all as a player. Losers.

@now_arsenaI Reads very much like an engagement seeking hate post, rather than a fan.

The worst game I’ve ever been to. That performance was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t care about six points clear. We were five points clear with eight games to go in 2022/23 and completely fucked it up. Every single player in red & white was awful. Everyone hid. Shit. Fucking shit. Six points clear. 17 games to go. Play again like we did tonight and we won’t win another game this season. Get me home.

@NyukuriEva57978 What a completely idiotic take. The only toxicity is ‘support’ from people like you. Please find another club to pick holes in.

@TheArsenalMind It's Arteta's toxicity and favouritism. Eze kept Arsenal in the title race in Odegaard's absence in fact if we had Odegaard we wouldn't have beaten Palace in the PL btw, Arteta is just telling us that he is the boss and he just picked Eze as a scapegoat. Arteta should be sacked

Is Eze’s lack of minutes down to his own performance levels or a tactical decision by Arteta? What is your opinion?