melissa #DuckFook #GoHeels kelly nielsen

3 yr old Me riding my CAROLINA BLUE TRICYCLE after playin Barbies on the dirt floor of my Grandaddy Jim’s smokehouse in Newport, NC over to ESPN & givin them a peice of my mind Shame on all of y’all! NC has the best BBQ in the world y’all gonna serve franchise nonsense? Shewee 🤬

@dandelion2121 @heelsrule1988 Happy Birthday!! 🥳

Happy birthday to the best and most supportive husband I could ever ask for! I love you bae 😘🥳 @heelsrule1988

Good Mornin Y’all! Have a great day!

Drake Maye back home and courtside in Charlotte for Knicks-Hornets! 🏀🏈 The hometown team leads it late in Q1 on NBA TV!

Ranked on ranked on the road #️⃣ 🆚 #23 Notre Dame 🕟 4:30 PM ET 📍 South Bend, Ind. 📺 ACCNX 🔗 linktr.ee/diamondheels #GoHeels

All We Got. All We Need. linktr.ee/uncwbb

I don’t want to see this fucktard anywhere near Chapel Hill. 🙄

@CountessesofUNC @amynoelle24 I’d rather eat broken glass than ever see that toad in Chapel Hill

Saw someone tweet that UNC fans are “lying” if we say we don’t want Hurley. Once again, I say WE DO NOT WANT A HURLEY. (Don’t think he would come or that he’s even on the list.) Do you want a Hurley? Like for “No.” Retweet/repost for “Hell No”.

#GoHeels #ProHeels 🩵🐏⚾️ #beatthestinkinassdodgers

#OpeningDay #CurlyW #Natitude

Brady House 2 Run💣

Incase I haven’t told y’all lately I really love Dr. Herndon, my rheumatologist. She’s like a sunshiney day!😊☀️

Joey Weimer Yard!!

Happy Birthday @kennychesney 🥳

When I made my follow up appt. 3 months ago I didn’t realize it would be Opening Day. 😞⚾️❤️ Hopefully I don’t miss too much and thankful it’s all recording. #Nats #Natitude

@PatMcAfeeShow You spelled, people in the baseball world hated it wrong

Netflix made their debut in baseball last night.. People in the baseball world didn't love it #PMSLive

Exactly! Zero! The same number of real baseball fans that would waste time having some dumb app like Netflix.

@Matt_Pinner I already did it a while ago complete waste of time and takes up too much space on my phone. Where’s my money?

You’re offered $2 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

THE SPIRIT OF OPENING DAY Today you’ll dig in the closet for your glove and snap a ball into it while sipping your morning coffee. Today you’ll drive to work and admonish yourself to “keep your head down” and your eye on the road. Today your team will be in first and planning to stay there. Today you’ll wonder about developing and selling tobacco-flavored toothpaste, as you spit into the sink. Today you’ll still be able to turn the double play. Today you’ll end your contract holdout. Today you won’t lose a business deal in the sun. Today you’ll find yourself rotating your arm around your head to stretch the shoulder and keep it loose. Today sunflower seeds strangely find their way into your back pocket. Today you’ll think of wearing a black suit to match the eye black. Today you’ll have the steal sign. Today you slip up in a meeting and mention “our sales team vs. lefties.” Today as the toast comes out of the toaster, you’ll still remember how to execute a perfect “pop-up” slide. Today a hot dog and peanuts for lunch will sound about right. Today you tell a co-worker to “get loose.” Today the only strike you’ll know about is above the knees and below the armpits. Today you’ll wear your jacket only on your pitching arm. Today you’ll buy two packs of gum and stuff them in the side of your mouth to look like a player. Today, during lunch, you’ll wonder why Coke doesn’t come in a wood can. Today you’ll scratch yourself and spit for no apparent reason. Today you’ll wonder why stirrup socks never caught on as a fashion rage. Today you’ll be the rookie looking to make it big. Today you’ll be the wily vet with just a little something left. Today you’ll look for the AM dial on your radio. Today mom’s watching. Today dad’s in the backyard with his glove. Today will be hopeful. Today it’ll still be a kids’ game. Today you’ll be a kid. Today is Opening Day.

Completely missed the first ABS challenge in MLB history because Netflix thought it was more important to show a meaningless in-game interview with a manager and that kinda just sums it all up.