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My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.
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and Don toliver music videos at the gas station pump
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I don’t care anymore. Put porn everywhere. Mounted vapes installed head level at every urinal. McDonald’s branded contact lenses with the logo always visible in the corner of your vision. Burger that doesnt taste good. Pill that makes you always hungry. Family guy canceled.
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I don’t care anymore. Put porn everywhere. Mounted vapes installed head level at every urinal. McDonald’s branded contact lenses with the logo always visible in the corner of your vision. Burger that doesnt taste good. Pill that makes you always hungry. Family guy canceled.
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No it isn’t. We have work.
Big Nate Season 2@ndogid
Oh yeah, it's looking like pizza and video games this week
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@gofastmotorcycl It’s what you deserve for letting her disrespect me in my realm. The virtual realm.
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Ratio when someone says that they don’t like pizza or video games
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@TheCornCobbler The corn goes straight to his hands and his stomach and his arms and his legs and his head
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@ratio79110358 only the fattest of fingers could have turned your names into that
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@TheCornCobbler Mannnnnnn I might need Eagman to hop on the track first
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@EvilAssMage @gofastmotorcycl UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHAAHHAHHGFFFGF
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