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unleashing my inner clown in the Event Horizon engine room

@chhopsky :’(((

@ratpoems bad news. we did that already and ate it :(

the weather is hot and so are we! because it's hot and we're sweating. do you like sweaty women... just asking... anyway class is ON monday 5:30pm, DM me for the address if you don't already have it :)

@butchofbelial @babyknifespice the Criterion Closet

@babyknifespice bisexual perverts go to a secret third place

lesbian perverts go to heaven but straight perverts go to hell

@chhopsky @diddycrafter good job baby

@diddycrafter snake…. he lick

Evil False God of this foresaken demonic universe

@deepfates load-bearing

hey what's a good word for when something is like crucial to The integrity of a structure? Like if it carries the weight and removing it would upset the whole thing. asking for a friend

Me trying to explain the ubiquitous presence of the Lawrence of Arabia style desert in TV and film @chhopsky: Ah yes, the LCD (Lawrence of Arabia Cinematic Desert)

Kristen Stewart says acting is by nature “quite embarrassing and unmasculine,” and that going Method is a way for some male actors to temper the “inherently vulnerable” side of being a performer: “Have you ever heard of a female actor that was method?”

Me engaging with ragebait

@bartlebytaco If you try to write like this today the Iowa Writers' Worskshop hits you with the heart attack gun

@yuquitaz Le Guin is one of the most famous and awarded sci fi writers in history. She won multiple Hugo and Nebula awards, and The Left Hand of Darkness was a regular bestseller in North America. A lot of US kids even read Earthsea or “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” in school.

what the Miyazaki have done to books like Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle and Earthsea must be studied, Hayao has completely imposed his adaptations over the original work of female authors and his son dared to make Earthsea boring and whitewashed

@DijahSB You have to make like 20 content posts in this same fit so the internet remembers you like a cartoon character

@chhopsky "Why do my manic pixie dream girls keep acting so MANIC," sobs man threatened by girlfriend's sexual past

need to workshop some phrasing for a “leopards ate my face” riff about dating damaged people who then act damaged im thinking “why cant anyone i date act normal” sobs woman who exclusively dates damaged neurodivergent baddies and men who play league of legends

Crash (1996)

@chhopsky it’s true

@ratpoems wow whoever said that must be so sexy and eloquent

is mountain dew… you know “go fast”

yo I think they got this backwards

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert

@PZ100332033697 @TheIDSmiths

@TheIDSmiths Moby Dyke you mean ?

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well