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@ravenousreader

Mom, hot mess, former athlete, former Sp.Ed. Advocate & foster parent, wife of disabled combat vet, professional grump, Momento Mori, coffee & tattoos

In my own head usually 🇺🇸 Katılım Ekim 2019
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
When I say “we are hillbillies” what I mean is we have random crap everywhere and the “tin” on our sheds doesn’t match because mismatched “tin” is only 9$ a sheet and we don’t care. Also, my husband can fix anything, we eat vermin, and we love Jesus! Also, we blurt out obvious truths that might hurt your feelings, but dang, bless your heart, some one shoulda told ya already. How rude that they didn’t.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
My middle child is shaming me into getting back into shape and he doesn’t even know it. It’s all fun and games until they grow up. It was better when he wore a costume every day for years and didn’t hold me accountable. 😂😂
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
There is are some teens at our parish that I am insanely impressed with. The kids are okay.
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Softball Mantilla 🥎@PunkyMantilla·
@ravenousreader Some minister in Sedalia was arrested on the charge of strangling his wife and beating his children who tried to stop him.
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Softball Mantilla 🥎@PunkyMantilla·
Another day, another “pastor” in Sedalia accused of heinous crime, another comment section full of women (!!) saying it never happened and/or we need to hear the other side of the story. Inevitability all these people disappear without apology when the “pastor” is convicted
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Hannah Ward 👩🏻‍🏫 Mom (x3) | Learning Designer
Have to share a little bit of what's going on around here today with the world. One cool thing about being an Ozarkian is that we've always been living in post-apocalyptic conditions. Gas prices up? No problem. (Not an Amish fella btw, a Back-to-the-Lander.)
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Noon Communication@newoldtalk·
It’s both annoying and good that I can drink without getting anywhere close to drunk 🫩
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JoanOfArc@JoanOfArc287·
✝️ Our granddaughter Celeste in Alaska fought like hell to get home to her babies. The fight ended today Our hearts are crushed Please pray for the repose of her soul. We love her deeply. Granddaughter, daughter, wife and mother of 3. She was an only child. Pray for her parents.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
Jack white uses the company my oldest son works for for all his electrical work/needs. Son has done several services calls for him and his companies. When he was called out to Jack White’s house, the man himself came to say hi to the electricians and was apparently very down to earth, humble, and cool. If he ever sees this, thanks for treating my son with the respect he deserves.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
Spent the day manicuring our wilds. Husband made me a walking path. (It’s on the left, but goes around the whole field.
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@sb4809 It’s from Seton a home school. Comes with the curriculum. I love it
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Sb4809@sb4809·
@ravenousreader That looks like a great planner. Do you remember where you bought that one? I used to buy the CHC homeschool lesson planner. This looks great, though. I like space to write.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
What kind of home schooling mom am I? Whatever this is. I used to do this for each of them. It’s nice to be down to one.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
@PunkyMantilla We haven’t put the window units in yet, but today is soooo humid I’m tempted.
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Softball Mantilla 🥎@PunkyMantilla·
The spring has been so mild here, and I’ve only had the AC on a couple of days. But wow, the humidity. I think when AC was invented our great-grandmothers were probably just as grateful to get relief from the swampiness as they were to cool off.
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FOX & Friends@foxandfriends·
Faith is growing on campus at Indiana University 🙏 Father Ben Keller discusses the surge in students exploring Catholicism and the rise in Mass attendance among young people.
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KetoMandy@keto_mandy·
@ravenousreader @JoanneGoode2 In that age rage, my family couldn’t really afford a vacation. My best childhood memories are of watching Golden Girls with my granny and making scratch biscuits and jalapeno grits with my grandpa.
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grandma zoomie@ravenousreader·
This is a lie. I can’t prove it, but I believe it. My most unforgettable and ultimately positive early childhood memories are: *visiting hospice patients with my dad *playing without supervision (big one) *afternoons at Grammy’s addictions counseling office. *hiking and foraging on weekends. I’ve never been to Disneyland. I don’t want to go. Our vacations were primitive camping on Lake Michigan- I barely remember them. I remember that I loved them. Don’t buy the hype.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious

🚨: Study shows the most unforgettable childhood memories are family vacations between ages 5 to 10.

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