
grandma zoomie
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Mom, hot mess, former athlete, former Sp.Ed. Advocate & foster parent, wife of disabled combat vet, professional grump, Momento Mori, coffee & tattoos
In my own head usually 🇺🇸 Katılım Ekim 2019
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When I say “we are hillbillies” what I mean is we have random crap everywhere and the “tin” on our sheds doesn’t match because mismatched “tin” is only 9$ a sheet and we don’t care. Also, my husband can fix anything, we eat vermin, and we love Jesus! Also, we blurt out obvious truths that might hurt your feelings, but dang, bless your heart, some one shoulda told ya already. How rude that they didn’t.
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@PunkyMantilla My husband says cave diving is the most reckless diving anyone can do.
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Cave divers are the pandas of the human world. Endangered, regularly in life-threatening predicaments of their own making, possibly able to be rescued by the experts, but at what cost?
isma@ismanewells
El tipo pierde la "burbuja" de aire y entra en pánico
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@ravenousreader Some minister in Sedalia was arrested on the charge of strangling his wife and beating his children who tried to stop him.
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@newoldtalk I have the same issue. Almost makes it not worth it
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Jack white uses the company my oldest son works for for all his electrical work/needs.
Son has done several services calls for him and his companies. When he was called out to Jack White’s house, the man himself came to say hi to the electricians and was apparently very down to earth, humble, and cool.
If he ever sees this, thanks for treating my son with the respect he deserves.
GIF
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@ravenousreader Now, just put stations of the cross along your path!😇🥰❤️👑
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@sb4809 It’s from Seton a home school. Comes with the curriculum. I love it
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@ravenousreader That looks like a great planner. Do you remember where you bought that one? I used to buy the CHC homeschool lesson planner. This looks great, though. I like space to write.
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@PunkyMantilla We haven’t put the window units in yet, but today is soooo humid I’m tempted.
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@ravenousreader @JoanneGoode2 In that age rage, my family couldn’t really afford a vacation. My best childhood memories are of watching Golden Girls with my granny and making scratch biscuits and jalapeno grits with my grandpa.
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This is a lie. I can’t prove it, but I believe it.
My most unforgettable and ultimately positive early childhood memories are:
*visiting hospice patients with my dad
*playing without supervision (big one)
*afternoons at Grammy’s addictions counseling office.
*hiking and foraging on weekends.
I’ve never been to Disneyland. I don’t want to go.
Our vacations were primitive camping on Lake Michigan- I barely remember them. I remember that I loved them.
Don’t buy the hype.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: Study shows the most unforgettable childhood memories are family vacations between ages 5 to 10.
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