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@JamesYoder @BradPowers7 So you can also have a sunrise at 4am? No thanks to both!

@BradPowers7 Why would you want it to get dark at 4:48pm?!

Horrible. Standard time needs to be permanent not Daylight Savings Time. Our congress can’t get anything right.

@JeebsTX Stilllll waiting…..

1.4 million Tesla HW4 owners installed FSD v14.3.2 last night MY Tesla:

@elonmusk Such a bummer

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@CFB_Pat Bullllllshitttt

Remember when Big Ten fans would make fun of SEC chants? Now you have OSU fans bragging about Michigan titles 😭

@0x_Discover I know you’re lying when I see: Claude, completed code, $20. Not a chance Claude did that much work for you on the $20 plan. Don’t even need to look at the rest.

It worked. Gave Claude $20. Left it coding overnight. Woke up to: • finished script • +$95 from first 5 trades Didn’t touch anything. Then I found this wallet: 0xb27b...b82 • $384,858 profit • 13,070 predictions • $18.5K biggest win • Started March 2026 Almost no one watching it. While building my script, I copytraded it to test the math. Started with $80. → $4,218 in a few weeks Every position is identical in structure. Not trading. One equation. Running while you sleep. Examples: $17,839 → $36,318 (+103%) $3,112 → $15,011 (+382%) $10,676 → $22,178 (+107%) Here’s the exact framework I gave Claude: 1. Temporal bias Find BTC time windows with >65% directional edge. Ignore everything else. 2. Kelly sizing Size based on confidence. Never fixed bets. f∗=p⋅b−qbf^* = \frac{p \cdot b - q}{b}f∗=bp⋅b−q​ 3. Volatility filter Skip trades when volatility is too high. Only clean conditions. 4. Bayesian updates Update probabilities after every trade. The system learns. Claude built everything while I slept. Funded it with $20. First trade fired minutes later. Copytrade my finds →t.me/KreoPolyBot?st… You’re seeing this early. That window doesn’t stay open.

@wokerandomism @BobDerise @Tesla_AI “I barely use it!” “I use it daily!”

@BobDerise @Tesla_AI I use it daily! Maybe I'm looking down at the phone. Someone suggested putting the phone at eye level. I'll try that. My point is that they should release the Unsupervised FSD now. The thing that they promised like 3 years ago.

New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage of training the FSD neural network, resulting in improvements in a wide variety of driving scenarios. - Upgraded the neural network vision encoder, improving understanding in rare and low-visibility scenarios, strengthening 3D geometry understanding, and expanding traffic sign understanding. - Rewrote the AI compiler and runtime from the ground up with MLIR, resulting in 20% faster reaction time and improving model iteration speed. - Mitigated unnecessary lane biasing and minor tailgating behaviors. - Increased decisiveness of parking spot selection and maneuvering. - Improved parking location pin prediction, now shown on a map with a (P) icon. - Enhanced response to emergency vehicles, school buses, right-of-way violators, and other rare vehicles. - Improved handling of small animals by focusing RL training on harder examples and adding rewards for better proactive safety. - Improved traffic light handling at complex intersections with compound lights, curved roads, and yellow light stopping – driven by training on hard RL examples sourced from the Tesla fleet. - Improved handling for rare and unusual objects extending, hanging, or leaning into the vehicle path by sourcing infrequent events from the fleet. - Improved handling of temporary system degradations by maintaining control and automatically recovering without driver intervention, reducing unnecessary disengagements. Upcoming Improvements - Expand reasoning to all behaviors beyond destination handling. - Add pothole avoidance. - Improve driver monitoring system sensitivity with better eye gaze tracking, eye wear handling, and higher accuracy in variable lighting conditions.

@antpalm8 @theficouple The point is that the equity is useless and both situations are losers.

Spoke with a couple from Columbus, OH. They paid $280k for a home in 2020 & that home is now $475,000. They got a 30 year, 3.75% mortgage. They now have 2 kids, need more space but a new home doubles their housing costs. ...They're trapped & millions are in this situation.

@tzanni29 @ClayTravis @DukeMBB @Outkick You’re not an athlete. Not a chance.

@ClayTravis So @DukeMBB teaches kids to play defense with hands down not attempting to contest a shot? Not weird he let Mullins rise and fire without a hand in his face? We are not going to let you rejects @Outkick sell fraud as incredible “Incredible” people do not see the fraud

One of the most incredible endings in NCAA tourney history. Duke is up two with the ball and ten seconds left on the inbounds. Pure madness.

@TheJFreakinC @TheTankGuns If you’re born here, yeah. CLEARLY that’s not what she’s talking about.

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi just said…“Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right.” Citizenship is a right, guaranteed by the Constitution… not something granted based on opinion, loyalty, or who they like. This is authoritarian rhetoric.

@garykoepnick Let’s just get rid of our submarines. We shouldn’t have tactical advantages. Actually let’s get rid of all stealth craft.

Can admit it when I’m wrong. Was misinformed about waiting to port in Sri Lanka. That was the other ship that managed to make it to port in Sri Lanka. Still a bitch move. Like blindsiding an offensive player 30 yards from the ball on an int. Just what we expect from Hegseth. The biggest bitch of them all

I’m all for a regime change in Iran. But that was a bitch move taking out that defenseless unarmed ship returning from drills with India and killing all those sailers. Making them wait to try and dock in Sri Lanka for 11 hours to disembark while our sub races to get in range to take them out with a torpedo? What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people? Just so you can brag about ending the lives of so many with a fucking torpedo? Fucking shameful

@JBook_37 Why do people think saying things like “that’s not debatable” saves them from being debated? People barely even go to USC games but JJ would be “10x bigger. Not debatable”. Like cmon.

Jeremiah Smith shuts down the mall in Columbus, he's not shutting down a mall in Beverly Hills. He already has deals with Adidas, Red Bull, Nintendo, Lululemon, Epic Games, American Eagle.

@VanEbert3 @bluebyninety Ohhh except it was this season too, wasn’t it?

@rawspeedbk @bluebyninety That was last season. Keep up!

Why is Texas struggling so hard to beat Ohio State? Like it's hard?

@DylanEveryday @GoBlueHasbulla Right? It’s so easy to call it “auraless” when your team took the L.

@GoBlueHasbulla Eliminated michigan from making the playoff And sent their 12m qb to the cheezits bowl Bro acting like this 2017

Flexing on the third string walk on RB that had to play is lame. It really was the most auraless win in the history of the rivalry

@Mishi_2210 1050

Answer is not "300" Tell me the answer and win $1000

@UltraLinx I did surprisingly well at 900 wpm!

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

@sergg72625020 One hell of a long shot indeed

@barryallen18 @minorlyswift And it’s hard to imagine “Melvalds for Milkshakes” being “bad writing.” Kind of impossible actually.

@minorlyswift It was that and Melvalds for icecream for me. Like those two instances were it for me. the dial change was blatant & Will saying “Melvald’s for milkshakes”. Any real fan caught all the inconsistencies as they happened. I’ve been skeptical about the secret episode the whole time

The ONE thing that makes me believe this over everything else is the dial changing color. Because WHY. They have to go out of their way to change that. And it’s not remotely the same as the doorknob changing across 4 seasons #conformitygate

@rxyanvener @IGN 🎯

The Stranger Things 'Conformity Gate' theory has turned out to be false, and Netflix's flashy trailer teasing TV shows and movies to come in 2026 isn't helping fans deal with Season 5 really being the end of the show. bit.ly/44Z5uCu

@Michigander1426 You don’t believe this

Ryan Day is about to piss down his legs👀👀 #GoBlue

@canefilms Man the swag of the U back in the day has never really been matched!

Alright, Ohio State. Olive branch time. Your uniforms are genuinely elite. The silver and crimson combo, whatever you officially call it, is one of the cleanest, most iconic looks in the sport. Timeless, intimidating, instantly recognizable. Now say something nice back.