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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

@RealPaulPutner I saw him performing The Vagina Monologues last week at Maidstone Working Men's Club, it went on for six hours. Then for the encore he ate an entire tube of salt and vinegar Pringles. He's still got the magic.

It's amazing to think George Burns is still alive and performing at a hundred and thirty years old this year! The man is incredible!

@anon_opin This is true. I changed my name a few years back and people still think I'm a twat.

If something gets renamed, you immediately know it was crap to begin with and someone is trying to pretend that it wasn't. A company, a product, a service, a concept, whatever it is, renaming it is a dead giveaway that it should be avoided.

@anon_opin It's not the taste though, it's because they're rolled into little balls that are supposed to look like gunpowder grains.

Lapsang souchong tea tastes more 'gunpowdery' than gunpowder tea. They should swap names

Only bloke in an otherwise all-female dept. I once received a bollocking from HR because of my jokes, not because they are in any way racist or sexist - apparently my "excruciatingly bad dad-jokes that make everyone groan". Proud.

"I Want Your Sex", by @GeorgeMichael Feat. @ThisisPartridge

@Shadowphreak75 @HustleBitch_ There were studies in the 50s that showed smoking shortened lives by around 10 years. So yeah, people knew.

lol this interview just broke the woke mind. Obviously smoking (anything) is bad for you, but it does question, prior to probably early 90's, everyone basically smoked. I grew up as a kid with parents smoking in the car, windows rolled up, on planes, in restaurants. Did people die younger? Nobody knows.

🚨 “SMOKING WAS GOOD FOR THEM” — TOP HEART SURGEON’S CLAIM IS BREAKING THE INTERNET A clip is exploding after cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Steven Gundry made a claim that’s turning everything people thought they knew about smoking upside down. His argument: smoking, specifically nicotine, can have real benefits when paired with the right lifestyle. At one point, he even says about a patient: “Probably it’s because he smoked that he’s doing so well.” • Points to long-living populations where heavy smoking is common • Claims in parts of Sardinia, 95% of men smoke — and live longer than the women • Says nicotine acts as a powerful mitochondrial “uncoupler” • Argues the damage blamed on smoking can be offset by diet • Suggests we’ve been looking at it completely backwards According to him, the real question isn’t why smoking harms people… it’s why some smokers live longer, and what we’re missing. The moment hits different when Dr. Mike (Mikhail Varshavski) starts pushing back… and you can feel the shift instantly. This wasn’t a normal take. This felt like a full narrative flip. Is this the truth finally being revealed… or something that doesn’t add up? 📹 credit: DoctorMike (Youtube)

@Mo51567Morgan @pipterino

@pipterino So trial by social media? What evidence do you have?

seems like the world has forgotten that Michael Jackson was a massive paedophile

@DaftLimmy We need a Bible reboot. Get some swearing in there and ditch the boring miracles. Let's have Jesus flying around fighting some monsters. Maybe he could make his enemies explode using the power of God.

I've decided to read the New Testament. I'm at this bit. I like his style.

@anon_opin No.

Doing a poo directly on top of your other half's poo, without flushing between, is really romantic. Poo hugs.

@SUDHIRT64354301 @fesshole Try typing the AI prompt with your left hand and seeing if it comes up with something less shite.

@fesshole Sometimes it takes a major injury to discover your true calling. You didn’t just adapt , you accidentally unlocked premium wipe mode. Broken arm: tragic. Immaculate arsehole: silver lining.

Recently broke my arm and had to learn to do lots of things left handed, including wiping my arse. The extra care and attention I've had to take means I am doing a better job than usual. My arsehole has never been so clean. Going to carry on using my left arm from now on.

@dank_ackroyd It's about up the arse ... tyla.com/life/sex-and-r…

@fesshole You're better off with a firmer cheese. I usually go for a square of American cheese on my forehead and a cheese string in each nostril.

We tried food sex once. Horrible. I wanted to eat strawberries and cream off his body but his chest hair got into everything. He applied an aerosol can of "cheese product" on my body but couldn't lick it off before it hardened and got stuck to ny skin like putty.

@fesshole The reality: Two young women = Doctors Their car = Ambulance Their place = Hospital

At age 20, l crashed my motorbike with minor injuries, cuts, and bruises. Two young women stopped their car and offered to take me to their place to 'repair me'. I politely declined and pushed my motorbike home and spent the next two decades kicking myself.

@SUDHIRT64354301 @fesshole These AI slop replies are awful.

@fesshole Upgrade, not downgrade Less chaos, more cash, better crowd. Nightclubs: loud, late, unpredictable. Weddings: paid triple, classy vibes, and the buffet hits different DJ by passion, wedding DJ by smart decision.

I'm a DJ. People ask why I don't DJ in nightclubs anymore. Well I'm paid three times as much plus it's easier to pull at a wedding. And let's not forget free buffet.

@ChiefGreyCloud @realtrumpstein Might need some better evidence...

@rayment_paul @realtrumpstein That's the picture that came from that event.

He kidnapped a Head of State in Venezuela. He killed 170 girls in a school. He assassinated a Head of State in Iran. He started a war. He drove up oil prices. He began a genocide in Cuba. The worst president in world history. Donald Trump. No Kings

@ChiefGreyCloud @realtrumpstein A failed IRGC missile? So you're saying Iran has US tomahawks?

@realtrumpstein Aaaww!! You're crying about the loss of actual dictators. That was a failed IRGC missile that landed on a school. Islam started a war against Western Civilization, Christianity in particular, 1400 years ago.

@dave43law I was also at the Free Speech Festival. The lecture by hate cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri was a highlight.

The offence for which she was jailed falls under Section 19(1) of the Public Order Act 1986. The PM at the time that law was passed - a certain Margaret Thatcher

@heyze_o @anon_opin Citizen's Band is one of my favourite SFA tracks

@anon_opin The Super Furry Animals ones were always great tracks.

If that hidden track is so great, why is it hidden? If it's not so good, why is it on the album at all? Please send this opin back in time to about 1995 many thanks

@RealPaulPutner Happy Birthday!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Want to know something else that will make you feel old? The single, Firestarter by The Prodigy was released thirty years ago today. On my thirtieth birthday, no less. Now, I'm sixty today. Yikes! youtube.com/watch?v=MuGIPC…