Ray

Instagram.com/raynotromano Catch me on IG. For personal safety and mental health reasons, I simply won’t be on Twitter for the foreseeable future. Side note: fuck that one dude in particular

@theadambash @TypicalVeronica Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the Stage!

What kinda tea ya drinkin?

@TypicalVeronica @theadambash You hound see what I do with pomegranate juice

@raynotromano @theadambash

@theadambash Whoa. Talkin’ a big game there, 🦴

@Ranger_Frog And if you have any insight on what that means, please please enlighten me.

@Ranger_Frog It was quite surprising to them when they learned that my mouth is the way that it is, apparently?

A patient asked to see a picture of me when my hair was shorter but when I showed them they said “oh that hair looks good on you, but I wasn’t expecting your mouth to be like that…” So anyways, my physical form has disintegrated and I’ll no longer be perceived thank you

@mmmizzle Yeah, there’s definitely some social protocols being breached there.

@mmmizzle I mean, yeah, I also think that my mouth is sufficiently average enough that I don't get a lot of comments on it. My only guess for what they were surprised by would be the size of my teeth? I do have some pretty big Busey chompers compared to the size of my head?

@mmmizzle We are always masked in the clinic so they had never really seen my mouth and I guess the reality was not what they had pictured. They didn't elaborate on what exactly about my mouth was so shocking to them

The circle of cop life

For legal and hippocratic reasons this is a joke. For personal reasons this is mostly about my co-worker, whom I hate.

If you think you can walk into my clinic and talk to me about some fuckin' NFL team and receive the same standard of medical care as everyone else, you're sorely mistaken. I don't wanna hear about any god damn sport unless you or your kid are on the team.

Never trust @theadambash

@skinnyd0gs I have follow up questions. I’ll text you

@skinnyd0gs Probably not, but my income is dependent on fixing the spine folks already have

@skinnyd0gs Can I help?

@suzy_checkie At this point we're fighting natural selection.

@raynotromano I had to stop a male coworker today from putting gas in a government vehicle while the vehicle was running. It's a miracle some of these people are alive.

If I was as useless as my male co-workers I wouldn't have survived to see 27 years old. It's a patriarchal miracle these idiots are still breathing and I hate them for it.