Robert Chatley

@MarinaHyde @richardosman Is this an elaborate inside joke? Or has the Guardian’s travel editor been getting ideas from the podcast?

Elsevier have just published my Dear Researchers opinion piece titled "Step 1: Find a team with a problem" in their Journal of Systems and Software. buff.ly/3P01ZDh Thanks to Paris Avgeriou for the invitation!

We are hiring! The Dept of Computing at Imperial are looking to appoint *six* new faculty members. Focus areas: - AI+ML - Computer Graphics +Computer Vision - Quantum Computing + Quantum Information - Software Engineering Please spread the word! imperial.ac.uk/jobs/search-jo…

This was a lovely talk. Thanks to @satnam6502 for visiting us at @ICComputing.

I very much enjoyed giving a lecture at Imperial College about Groq's machine learning chips and their programming model. Lots of fantastic questions, and a very engaged audience. Thank you @afd_icl for hosting me.

🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud. ⛔️These people are wrong⛔️ I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/

Next concert on Monday 25 November: Andrea Tarrodi for winds, Grace Williams for strings and Mahler 4 for everyone, with @Monica_Soprano 🎟️ kso.org.uk/event/mahlers-…

So Oliver Chris updated Sheridan’s “The Rivals” as “Jack Absolute Flies Again” for the National, and is now appearing in Cooper’s “Rivals” on the small screen? This amount of rivalry must be unrivalled.

@josecalderon 8 days to avoid always pinging on Mondays?

What’s a good email ‘ping rate’ for important but non-urgent things? 7 days? 14 days? 32 min?

@jackwallington @Foyles Did you sign it?

It is always an honour and a delight to see Wild about Weeds in @Foyles among the great and the good of garden writing

Seasonal cups in the staff common room at work today…

@ivanrmoore Ooh, Trondheim is lovely. Exciting trip!

Now in Trondheim

On the M20 heading to Le Shuttle. Start of a roadtrip from London to the Arctic Circle. (Photo taken by a passenger)

@skaffman @ishra Just writing an ivy.xml and thought of you…

First day of summer.

Just received this lovely book from @gojkoadzic

Looking forward to receiving all your SE education submissions for CSEET 2025 and seeing everyone in May in Ottawa. #icse2025 conf.researchr.org/home/icse-2025…

@AustinZHenley @davidcshepherd That’s where the big bucks lie, right?

@davidcshepherd Don’t make games, instead stay for grad school so you can be an “academic researcher” 🙃

I talk to lots of undergraduates in CS, and they often mention they want to be a games programmer. I always tell them the hours are long and the work/life balance is bad in that industry. And now I learn the pay stinks too! 😛 dice.com/career-advice/…

@nfmusic Bassoonosaurus?! youtu.be/MFA8u4E92SQ?si…

The bassoon at the Prom was actually the size of a giraffe? Did someone make a mistake when they ordered it? Like a metric/imperial thing?

@grumpyjames What’s next, Velociraptor-Lease-A-Bike?

Amazing.

What is going on with Stuart Broad’s lapels?