Lucy

The kids? Oh, they're just outside pointing lasers at airplanes. Why, did something happen?

sent my first message in a gc

Just a reminder a 5-year-old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire pedophile on Epstein's client list

HAYLEY WILLIAMS I WILL BE SEEING YOU IN OCTOBER!!!

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

MCR I WILL SEE YOU IN SAN DIEGO!!!!

I would rather starve to death than work for the company that made the rocket that killed this child, and I don’t understand anybody who doesn’t feel the same way

Never apologize for texting too much.. Parse through this correspondence boy!

@warekawl this is saur amazing im #Stunned

If you see this befor no you didnt #rdr2

@beheadingvideo This is so cutesy she’s probably having the time of her life awhgh

@xitlali__c Thanks queen 😔 #Received

@rck039 Noooo 😔 Watch this im going to send healing to you ✨

This game is sooo transgender

Love humiliating Sam with this hat

Death Stranding 2 Thread!!! ↓

Ibuprofen and I have what some might call an “unbreakable brotherly bond”,

@lofnoops Ok Earp just one.. more.. duel….

@rck039 Doc get up you’re alright 🤧😭😭😭😭

*does birthday dance* *shares birthday vibes*

@chainsawtoro So lovely :,))

also not mcr related but Moon so Pretty #MyMoon

Welp.. *gets up from recliner, grunts and dusts off hands on perfectly ironed khaki pants. Checkered button up shirt is tucked in neatly and what's left of the hair is combed to the side* I'm off to war.

Excuse me, where can I find 2008 American Grandpa Roleplay Twitter? Am I in the wrong building?

@powdermind Like why is he the only one who didnt dress up 😭😭

frank was so happy to look a mess ❤️