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@pattonoswalt Hello, I am a vehicle in a Star Wars film. No matter how long I’ve been abandoned, burned, submerged, or crashed, I will immediately start up and function normally with a minimum of effort by the heroes of said film. Unless I am the Falcon, then I will fail for comedic effect.

@ChasMVent @Bornakang Real Mustangs still exist. The Mach-E is a weird stepchild.

@Bornakang I challenge:

Biggest car downgrade in my opinion Chevy Impala.

@Bornakang Even as a Ford guy, the neutering of one of the classic 60s muscle cars down to what essentially was a rental fleet car was just criminal.

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@pelosidreams @roxxannna @AesPolitics1 Nah, they’ll just say they “heard somewhere” that gas prices were $7. Then $8. They’re in so deep they’ll keep moving the goalposts to an outrageous number just to keep their narrative.

@roxxannna @AesPolitics1 What If Trumps gas prices went up that high? Are you saying there would not be an argument anymore?

MAGA influencers have started defending high gas prices and it is so fucking funny

@DGodfatherMoody @Ryan__0g Dave I went and listened through the app and man, I wish I could have called in. Nice job politely (but firmly) putting him in his place. The dude is a hot take dispenser, and you responded in the exact kind of way we wish we could but wouldn’t have the restraint. Well done, sir.

@Ryan__0g You ain't heard nothin' yet. Tune in at 3:15 PM ET.

Dave ain’t messing around.

@jhines46 @jeff_gluck It goes back to where they were last scored on the scoring loops on-track. That’s why you’ll see so many guys trying to fix their cars and get back out. Even a lap or two further than those who were totaled can make a big points gain.

@jeff_gluck How does nascar score in wrecks like this? 10-20 cars can be a HUGE point difference

Wow, total junkyard. Replay is going to be interesting on this one.

@CMU_Football @_Kwiatkowski_J This is cool and all, but I have a hunch the Pats might be saving that number out of respect for someone else.

Maroon & Gold > Red, White & Blue #FireUpChips | #NePats

@appodlachia If they cannot profit from something, it is worthless in their eyes. Anything for public good is a wasted opportunity to get more money in their pockets. The callousness and evil it takes to think only this way is a plague on this country.

I cannot emphasize enough how much this administration wants to destroy public lands forever

@AdamJaksa @bythebelt @CMU_Football @CMUAthletics @MACSports @GroupOfFiveGuys And no one in the conference will ever be able to top it.

13 years ago. The only MAC player ever to be selected number one overall in the NFL draft. Eric Fisher. Central Michigan. #FireUpChips | #WeDo | #NFLDraft

@4andFuelPodcast Caution…free? You can do that? I was under the impression if that the race wasn’t stopped at certain points the fans would all leave on account of boredom and the tv audience would abandon their viewing causing numbers to plummet. What is different here?

Wayback Wednesday! On this day in 2001, Bobby Hamilton gets his final Cup Series victory! This race, which was the first superspeedway after the loss of Dale Earnhardt, would go caution free. #NASCAR #Talladega #talladegasuperspeedway #OnThisDay

@bdukes2010 @TuckerGray1 *won

@bdukes2010 @TuckerGray1 Jeff Gordon was 2 races in 1994 before he put the NASCAR world in a vice grip from 1995-2001.

how did people survive the dale, jeff, and jimme days if they can’t handle tyler reddick

@Doxie_Gaming26 @TuckerGray1 There it is. They didn’t have giant online microphones to scream into. Back in the day you shrugged your shoulders and moved on, maybe grumbled to your buddies at the bar watching the race with you, but the fringe definitely wasn’t able to gain the traction they do now.

@TuckerGray1 Oh they bitched about back then too. The difference is the existence of jumping on social media & crying behind a keyboard

@Zicklefoose When I first started watching nascar Richard Petty was my guy. He won his last race three days before I was born. Never saw him be competitive, and what you’re describing with KB is almost spot on. It is a very hard, lonely road.

Kyle Busch fans may not realize it but they’re currently living the lives of Richard Petty fans and Darrell Waltrip fans for the final years of their careers. Going from wanting to see wins to just a decent finish to just being on the lead lap.

@foxhound427 @DudespostingWs You rule that, then any team about to lose on a walk-off hit will have everyone charge the field, since they know the umpire will stop the game. Umps rarely give a free base at home, so it gives the leading team a loophole they can exploit to preserve a win.

@DudespostingWs When other teammates and coaches ran to the field, shouldn’t the ump stop the live at that time. He can still advance runners if needed. There’s too many ppl on the field, correct me if I’m wrong

This might be the craziest way to win a state championship. The kid struck out, but the pitch hit the dirt and nobody threw to first because the other team thought the game was over. While they were celebrating, the runners kept going...

@TheAPB88 @Genistarts And that is how you go from a barely relevant regional sport to a national phenomenon back to a barely relevant regional sport again.

@Genistarts NASCAR spent years trying to correct the stereotype and create a new identity as a sport. Now they are embracing the fans that made them what they are. Say what you will about what we look like to the outside, at least we are trying to be genuine.

Controversial NASCAR opinion of the day: Not a big fan of the "hell yeah brother Cleetus hell yeah be like Biff brother brother" imagery of the sport NASCAR fans oft whine about being stereotyped as a turn-left redneck sport while unknowingly leaning into it

@coltondav_426 @Genistarts “It died when Dale died, but I still watch religiously brother, 25 years later, just so I can bitch about it every week.”

@Genistarts “Listen here brother if you ask me NASCAR died when Dale died.”

@beigefree @Brett_A_Taylor

@Brett_A_Taylor Cubs are too woke. Fans are too woke. That is why the product is bad. Liberalism creates weakness. This is why the Dodgers spend so much money. They need a super team to barely win the world series because it is so liberal in LA. Chicago is even worst. It is a total dump.

I tend to think the 2026 Cubs are better than what they’ve shown so far this year. But also, holy god what a shitshow today.

@GasBuddyGuy When the most trusted guy in the country when it comes even-keeled news delivery on oil and gas prices just throws his hands up, it’s bad. Hard to describe any of this without using the word “cluster” in there somewhere.

don't even know what's going on here anymore

@icefisher32 @MaryLTrump

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It's not that Donald sent this as awful as it is; it's that nobody felt they could stop him or, worse, nobody thought they should.