David Ross

@RealBobLawrence If it’s 17.00 in the U.K, it’ll be 14.00 in Santiago and 19.00 in Limassol.

48 hours to go until the fireworks. 17.00 on Friday the 5th. I’ve made a few announcements in my time but never anything like this. Until 17.00 on Friday then ….

@bbcemt Should be raising cash for the NHS ………(the elf service)……!!😂😂

Billy is taking to the streets of Pleasley, Derbyshire, dressed as an elf bbc.in/3jShG0t

@C_Lawless0 @JayCoventry @Rob_Kimbell Ah bless, you put me on a list ……….how mature…..

@C_Lawless0 @JayCoventry @Rob_Kimbell Nor you how to spell, it seems ….

@RichardSkerritt @bensowton @Sands777 @Rob_Kimbell But witty !!

@bensowton @Sands777 @realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell Not at all patronising

@willog496 @danielmgmoylan Always have - French farmers openly flout EU legislation that the rest of Europe has abided by.

@danielmgmoylan It’s fascinating. The EU are insisting on the letter of the law being applied on border checks into France even down to the colour of the documentation but are taxing a lax approach to the documentation required for licenses !

Does anyone on Twitter not actually on the French govt payroll think France is legally in the right over the UK licences for her fishing boats?

@C_Lawless0 @JayCoventry @Rob_Kimbell That degree in geography wasn’t wasted on you, was it? Look at it this way, Australia has a bigger coastline

@HenryTarquin @Rob_Kimbell You’re weird and you’re blocked - go & play with the traffic

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell And now I've read yours. You like motorbikes and power stations; I like staffies and cheese. To each his own, but why is this relevant?

@HenryTarquin @Rob_Kimbell Oh Christ, I’ve just read your profile …..

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell Well, exactly my point. If there were no natural correlation between coastline and fishing fleet size, this shouldn't matter

@HenryTarquin @Rob_Kimbell Be difficult for Mongolia to have a fishing fleet - seeing as it’s land-locked…..

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell Population is a factor too of course. But diet and lifestyle mould to the terrain. I bet fish-eaters are thin on the ground in Mongolia

@HenryTarquin @Rob_Kimbell Holland? Iceland?

@pippip343 @Rob_Kimbell You’ve clearly not heard Macron’s latest utterances - you wonder why people were (and still are)) anti EU?

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell It’s a shame that the Torys sold off most of the U.K.s fishing rights and quotas. 5 elite British families own the majority of the 13% still belonging to the U.K. this fishing fiasco is just anti EU propaganda nothing more.

@HenryTarquin @Rob_Kimbell I’d suggest it’s more to do with population density & diet / lifestyle of the population.

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell Obviously I wouldn't the two numbers to be perfectly correlated; but I wouldn't expect them to be completely uncorrelated, either

@Flashma78139552 Just tell them the migrants are all fishing in those dinghies …….

It's faintly absurd that they can stop and detain our fishing vessel but cannot stop a dinghy full of migrants!

@BBCPolitics @BBCNews Why’s it not called the “womenopause”?

"This is a women's matter. And today everyone came together to make that happen" Davina McCall joins others in Parliament Square to celebrate a reduction in the cost of menopause treatment HRT in England bbc.in/3bpxZgC

@Sands777 @Rob_Kimbell Indeed, but it’s ok because they’ll honour their agreement to stop migrants…..oh, hang in a second. They can illegally stop a British fishing boat from leaving their shores though……

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell Point is France want to fish in British waters because they have too many fishermen in relation to French waters

@JayCoventry @Rob_Kimbell Marine.gov. Scot says 18,743km ga,gov.au days 25,780 (it is the 6th longest in the world) your talking “factually true” bollocks - mate

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell It’s factually true mate

@JayCoventry @Rob_Kimbell I’m wouldn’t it be good, if only there was an online search engine that you could refer to before posting factually incorrect opinions….?

@realDavidRoss @Rob_Kimbell I think the coastline of Scotland is longer than Australia’s 😂

@Rob_Kimbell Dunno, is it?

@Rob_Kimbell Britain is an island, France isn’t. What on Earth does the length of coastline have to do with the number of fishermen a country employs? By your reckoning Australia’s fishing industry would be enormous - it’s not, they employ 16000…