Jeff Craft

@TaraBull They should try to explain Constantinople.

Leftists are now claiming the mass invasion into Ceuta isn’t an invasion of Spain because it’s on the African continent, so the migrants are somehow “entitled” to the territory. By that logic, Pearl Harbor wasn’t an attack on the United States.

@JavonPrice @SecWar Wait…”General Admiral”… Wasn’t that from a movie?

A lot of y’all in the media have been REAL QUIET since @SecWar announced LTG Kevin Admiral as the next commander of U.S. Army Europe and Africa. Funny how fast the “they refuse to promote Black officers” talking point just disappeared.

@columtyrrell Did that milking nomad marry her milking nomad brother?

couple of new slurs just dropped

@IanJaeger29 Oh boy…

JUST IN: Boy George announces that he is leaving X. We don’t care.

@MarioNawfal The auguries are very good…

🇺🇸 Video of an eagle and a fox holding what looks like a serious meeting in Dutch Harbor is going viral. The agenda remains top secret, with no leaks from the meeting so far. Writer: Daniyal

@JFBdeH Even though he broke part of the brick wall, if I were the homeowner, I would shake that guys hand.

@DerrickEvans4WV I am not saying he should be released…but maybe a better mattress.? Or a TV in the cell?

Man serving life in prison killed 3 child sex offenders. When asked about it he said: “The taxpayers no longer have to pay for them. I’m paying my debt to society.”

@greg_price11 Centuries from now, scholars will be studying the wisdom of his social media posts like we do Sun Tzu, Aristotle, or the Parables.

RIP

@TaraBull No tattoos…respect.

Video of Ronda Rousey walking to the scales for tonight’s fight vs. Gina Carano. What do you notice?

@NUCLRGOLF 3 iron—aim straight for the water and hope it skips up on the green.

@Lord_Nebula_03 @AppyBeard @AT_PDX_OR Took the words right out of my mouth. The stores would be wise to put these on the shelf right by the gas cans.

@AppyBeard @AT_PDX_OR It’s okay the free market has fixed what the government has fucked up. a.co/d/07ZIadKA

before you ask the government to do anything remember: they fucked up a perfectly good gas can

@SaltyGoat17 …and then she should be going back to home!

You can’t erase MILLIONS of dollars and close fake businesses and just pretend it never existed. Ilhan Omar is going to prison!!!

@TheRicanMemes @grey4626 Can we put some on a few seabass, too?

In response to the AI generated 3 armed Iranian seal team, President Trump to deploy sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads 🤣🤣🤣

@tatereeves Absolute molten lava…

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”

@GuntherEagleman Good for her!

HOLY FUCKlNG HELL MELANIA TRUMP IS OUT HERE NAMING NAMES AND NOT HOLDING BACK! "The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name to gain financially and climb politically must stop." "My attorneys and I have found this unfound and baseless lies with success and will continue to maintain my sound reputation without hesitation." "To date, several individuals and companies have been legally obligated to publicly apologize and retract their lies about me." "Such as daily beast, James Carville and Harper Collins U.K. Now is the time for congress to act. Epstein was not alone." SUE THEM INTO OBLIVION.

@Knesix Yes!

If you were around in 1986, you know you squeezed your butt hard when Artemis II went through this stage

@catturd2 For the nomination process…just give it the Grammy!

@greg16676935420 But are you a better DRUNK driver than Tiger Woods?

I’m a better driver than Tiger Woods

@hshLauraJ Which game did he want?

@TaraBull Umm, well that’s kind of weird. I wonder what junior’s name shall be?

“Twilight” actor Taylor Lautner and his wife, also named Taylor Lautner, are expecting their first child.