Emperor Karl Prosek

I'm building a team to hunt cryptids. Who's with me?

#GM my friends #gm #ttrpg #DnD #dnd #fantasy #fantasyart

Marginally acceptable but I have the best palace on any continent. It's true. Emperor KARL PROSEK

That smug traitor Marcus Lang is finally finished at the Lazlo Broadcast Network. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead man walking. You could pull any loyal citizen off the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he’s finally gone! Emperor KARL PROSEK Coalition States

@Y2KKAIN Needs more skull.

The 1988 artwork of MEGATOKYO 2032 AD.POLICE by Tony Takezaki.

Good morning, A.I. haters!

@Nerdcognito The Drow are as black as their evil hearts. This is why they'll always be destroyed on sight.

WotC spent years calling classic onyx Drow racist and retconned them into purple or pale versions. Now they whitewash house Baenre and Minthara into candyfloss shades while "fixing" the problem. Pick a side: is this progress or more destruction of D&D's dark fantasy roots?

@CorpseKings Its eminent destruction.

What does this Lich see in his Orb? 🔮

@AgrivarDragon That sounds like an opinion to me.

There’s a lot of drama on Twitter tonight. I am trying to remember grandmas rule, “You don’t have to have an opinion on everything.”

@osgamer74 I also dislike Wizards of the Coast. And not just because all wizards are very bad, which they definitely are.

Wizards of the Coast

Once again the Palladium Books organization wishes to peddle the vile books of the dark arts. What's worse is they offer these demonic texts at a 30% discount! Very bad. Such deviations are NOT permitted in any Coalition States territories. You've been warned. Emperor KARL PROSEK

@rumiiihere Splugorth

Delete one animal from earth?

@brockpierson You followed me so I believe it's my duty to interact.

Consistent engagement doesn't go unnoticed. If you’re adding value to my posts, expect to see me and others hanging out in yours soon.

@frothyfriar That would make you the Frosty Friar

Who wants a Frosty? I'm buying

What in the shape shifting, D-Bee scum is going on here??

Gnomes can never be full citizens but they are pretty funny to laugh at how ridiculous they are. I may even procure them for my entertainment in the throne room.

Watch for the Joseph Prosek I Memorial Victory Fountain by the Grand Terminal in Chi-Town, opening soon! Another proud monument to the strength, courage, and unyielding will of Humanity. Emperor KARL PROSEK Coalition States

These Herberts were most certainly NOT groovy. Though two of them ate poisonous fruit and died,so there's that.