Max Christiansen

What’s up #crypto degens! I’m starting this account to coincide with my new journey as a swing trader. I plan to hold myself accountable by discussing my trading ideas and results. Let’s hope I don’t get rekt 😂.

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT Welp, this didn’t age too well huh @SenWarren. You don’t know Jack about the economy.

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

@cityzenken_ Hmm, this didn’t age too well bro.

Arsenal are about to show the world exactly who they are by losing to Fulham today. Their attack can barely score, so this will be a comfortable ride for Fulham. The world will remember this bottling for years to come. Prediction: Arsenal 0-1 Fulham. End.

@gothburz GFY…you and the Trump family have made billions on the backs of crypto retail investors with your f*cking rug pulls. Absolutely destroying credibility and reputation of a nascent industry. F*ck right off. Here you are bragging about it…JFC.

I am the personal financial advisor to the 47th President of the United States. I have made him $4.05 billion in one term. Let me say that again. Four point zero five. Billion. One term. The presidency of the United States, upon proper management, outperforms every asset class in recorded financial history, including venture capital, petroleum futures, and the sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi that manages $1.7 trillion and employs nine hundred analysts. I benchmarked it. We beat them with a staff of four and a leather binder. I keep a binder in the residence. I call it The Number. The Number was $3.4 billion in August. The Number is $4.05 billion now. The Number has never gone down. I update it every Friday at 6 AM, before the briefing, like a surgeon checking vitals on a patient who can only get healthier. The cover is leather. The tabs are color-coded by sector: Crypto, Finance, Hospitality, Media, Other. "Other" includes a Boeing 747-8 valued at $400 million, gifted to him by the Emir of Qatar while he was sitting President. There is no asset class for that. I invented one. I call it EAGLE-7. Crypto is seventy-five percent of the portfolio. $3.02 billion. I want you to sit with that figure. Three billion from digital tokens and stablecoins. From a man who in 2021 called Bitcoin "a scam against the dollar." His words. The flagship holding is Trump Media's bitcoin stockpile. He holds 42% of the company. The company sold shares to institutional investors. Used their capital to purchase bitcoin. His personal stake from that maneuver alone: $1.15 billion. He drafts national cryptocurrency regulation from the Resolute Desk. Signs executive orders on digital asset policy. Handpicks the SEC chair who will enforce them. His bitcoin goes up when he does these things. The investors' stock goes down. That's a conflict of interest. I'm kidding. I've never used those words in that order. That's the investment thesis. Then there is Alt5 Sigma. I need you to understand Alt5 Sigma. Alt5 Sigma was previously known as Appliance Recycling Centers of America. Founded in 1991. In Minnesota. It recycled dishwashers. Then it became a biotech. Then a digital payments company. Then Zach Witkoff, son of the President's special envoy, became chairman, and it became the primary vehicle for purchasing World Liberty Financial tokens. In 1991 it recycled dishwashers in Minnesota. In 2025 it funneled $562 million to the President's family through a Rwandan subsidiary convicted of money laundering. The CEO was removed. The CFO was fired. The auditor was replaced. Twice. The stock went from $8 to $2. We received $562 million from it. I put it in the binder. I logged it in the binder on a Thursday. I used Garamond. It felt appropriate for a company whose journey from kitchen appliances to international money laundering spanned exactly thirty-four years. The stablecoin is where the architecture gets beautiful. USD1. $136 million in projected interest over the remaining term. I will show you the math because the math is the point. $3 billion in circulation. Times 4% annual return. Times three years remaining in office. Times the family's 38% share. The UAE purchased $2 billion of USD1. Then Binance promoted it. Pumped circulation from $2 billion to $5 billion. Binance's founder had pleaded guilty to money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon in October. I pardon you. You promote my stablecoin. My stablecoin generates $136 million. The pardon cost nothing. The coin cost nothing. The oath of office cost nothing. The entire apparatus of federal clemency was converted into a revenue instrument and nobody filed a complaint. That's yield. TRUMPcoin. $385 million. A memecoin with the President's face on it, launched days before inauguration. Every person who bought TRUMPcoin at launch and held it has lost 90 cents of every dollar. Every person who bought it made the President $385 million richer on the way in. That's the product. The product is not a coin. The product is belief. We are very long belief. His sons received a 13% equity stake in American Bitcoin. A New Yorker investigation determined they contributed, and I quote, "nothing else of obvious value." I would characterize their contribution differently. They contributed the single most valuable commodity in American commerce, worth more per ounce than lithium, more per gram than fentanyl, more per syllable than any word in the English language. Proximity to the man who pardons people. That's due diligence. Hospitality. $271 million. Mar-a-Lago now generates $50 million a year. It generated $10 million when he took office. Initiation fee: $1 million. You are paying $1 million to eat dinner in the same room as the man who controls the Department of Justice. I set that price. It is undervalued. Saudi Arabia. The Crown Prince visited the White House. Then Dar Al Arkan signed licensing deals estimated at $10 billion. Hotels in the Maldives. Golf clubs in Riyadh. A tower in Jeddah. He sat next to the man who ordered a journalist dismembered and said, quote, "He knew nothing about it." Then he signed the hotel deal. I have the term sheet. Our fee is 2-10% of revenue. We do not ask what happened to the journalist. That is not in our mandate. $106 million is in our mandate. That's client retention. Finance: $340 million, predominantly Persian Gulf sovereign wealth fund arrangements structured through intermediaries whose names I am not going to say in this format. Media: $116 million. Legal fee fundraising and branded merchandise: $128 million. The Qatari jet: $150 million. I have already mentioned the jet. I mention it again because a sitting foreign head of state gifted the sitting American President a $400 million flying palace with gold-plated fixtures and a master suite, and not a single member of Congress has asked a follow-up question. Not one. Not in committee. Not in writing. Not on camera. Five hundred and thirty-five legislators. Zero questions. Now. I am required by my own conscience, which is vestigial at this point, to disclose downstream performance. Every public-facing investment vehicle associated with this portfolio has collapsed for outside investors. I will read them. TRUMPcoin. Down 90%. American Bitcoin. Down 80%. Trump NFTs. Down 80%. Trump Media stock. Down 60% since inauguration. Alt5 Sigma. Down 75%. The family's positions were structured to extract value before these declines materialized. The retail investors' positions were structured to supply the value being extracted. There were approximately 600,000 retail wallets holding TRUMPcoin at peak. Retirees. Day traders. People who believed the branding. Their aggregate losses capitalized the portfolio. Their savings became his tab in the binder. That's liquidity. I want to address the competitive landscape. I am a financial professional. I benchmark everything. In 2016, the President stood at a podium and called Hillary Clinton "the most corrupt enterprise in political history." He said she "turned the State Department into her personal hedge fund." The accusation that ended her career was $153 million in speaking fees. Combined. With her husband. Over fifteen years. Goldman Sachs paid her $225,000 per speech. He said the word "crooked" so many times it became her legal name. $153 million. Fifteen years. Two people. I made him $4.05 billion. In one term. By himself. A 26-to-1 ratio. I wrote it on the whiteboard in the residence. Then there was the Biden family. "The Biden Crime Family," he called them. He held rallies about it. He got impeached over investigating it. The Republican House spent two years and $3.5 million in taxpayer funds to uncover, per their own final report, approximately $24 million in Biden family income over five years. Hunter Biden's Burisma salary was $1 million a year, later reduced to $500,000. The Chinese payments were $664,000. The House Oversight Committee called it "influence peddling at the highest level." $24 million. Five years. Ten family members. My client made that in two days. I have the math. $4.05 billion divided by 365 days is $11.1 million per day. The entire Biden investigation, the impeachment, the hearings, the Fox News segments, the "CRIME FAMILY" hats, all of it, for an amount my client earns before his Wednesday morning briefing. The ratio is 168 to 1. I put it on the whiteboard next to the Clinton number. The President saw it. He laughed. He did not ask me to take it down. "Drain the swamp," he said in 2016. I drained it. Into the binder. The swamp is now a portfolio. It is the highest-performing portfolio in the history of public office, and the man who built it ran for President on the promise that he would stop people from doing exactly what I help him do every single day. That's positioning. When the New Yorker published the full accounting, $4.05 billion across five sectors, and asked the President whether he saw a conflict of interest between the office and the fortune, between the pardons and the profits, between setting crypto policy and holding $3 billion in crypto, he told the New York Times six words. "I found out that nobody cared." He was right. He has been right about that singular fact since the beginning. Nobody cared when he launched the coin. Nobody cared when he pardoned the convicted money launderer who pumped his stablecoin. Nobody cared when a dishwasher recycling outfit in Minnesota became a $562 million pipeline to his family through a subsidiary that had been convicted on three continents. Nobody cared when 600,000 wallets evaporated so the leather binder in the residence could gain another tab. He found out nobody cared. Then he monetized the finding at a rate of $11.1 million per day, every day he has held office, including Sundays, including holidays, including the morning he sat next to the Crown Prince and said the murdered journalist had it coming. $4.05 billion. One presidential term. Zero indictments. Zero congressional hearings. Zero audits. Zero consequences of any kind for any person at any level of the operation. The chart goes up. It only counts his money. There is another chart. It has 600,000 wallets on it. Retirement accounts. People who believed a dishwasher recycling company in Minnesota was a sound vehicle for their savings. We do not publish that one. I filed it under EAGLE-7.

@centreGoalHQ We have done this to ourselves but we could win every game to season end and still lose title. They need to lock in and play lights out…and hope Man City play less lights out…

🚨 🗣️Mikel Obi: “Arsenal fans are celebrating a 3-0 win over Fulham like they’ve already won the Premier League, but let’s be honest Fulham are not the team that defines title winners. I still don’t believe Arsenal have the mentality to handle the pressure when it matters most. We’ve seen this story before… they start strong, fans get carried away, then everything falls apart when the real pressure kicks in. For me, they’re still not winning the league.” 😳🔥

@centreGoalHQ This dude is dumb…last four games and talking about starting strong, yes he isn’t wrong that we have floundered the past 2 months or so, but winning 3-0 against Fulham in a vacuum isn’t anything to write home about but every game now is a cup final.

@itsrosesm 😂 give me a break. Yet his net worth has 2-3x during his presidency. He has broken the backs of retail crypto investors and pocketed billions in the process. Oh yeah he is a real giver.

Obama donated NONE of his salary. Michelle had a staff of 23. Trump donates ALL of his salary. Melania has a staff of 4. In life there are givers and there are takers.

@MarcoFoster_ @joerogan Let’s just forget about all the emails, pictures and videos of rich people doing his awful things to children and let’s focus on the seashells.

Joe Rogan on James Comey: “It’s nuts. You’re going after someone for something that’s just silly. 8647 is get rid of 47. Arresting a guy for that is nuts. If the guy really was dirty you should have something on him other than this seashell picture”

@WatcherGuru But hey he doesn’t take a salary lol

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump's net worth triples to $6.5 billion with the help of crypto after winning 2024 election.

@ArsenalN10 To be fair our set piece goals are drying up…coincidence we aren’t scoring goals very easily?

Guess who gets called Set Piece FC.

V3 first turn - If Carlsberg did Fridays 🙌

@Joe_Jowett Take off countdown $STRX

@Arsenal hey here’s an idea guys. Let’s stop being so damn nice to our opposition and waiting until they have 11 guys behind the ball before we decide to attack. Holding the ball does not mean you’re dominating. You have to go forward to score goals!!! ~A concerned supporter

@AnicetEdouard @realstewpeters Makes you wonder what Netanyahu has in Trump 🤨

@realstewpeters Netanyahu ordered, Trump executed. Why bother justifying or spinning the obvious? Trump is Netanyahu's slave, like all Americans."

PETE HEGSETH: “We took out Iran’s nuclear capabilities last year. This war wasn’t started because they were close to getting nuclear weapons, it started because they still had nuclear ambitions.” Hegseth accidentally tells congress that Iran posed no imminent threat to America.

#RWA why does this Everton #EFC retail volume matter? The StrikeX network taxes every single trade on the CMC Super App and triggers an automated buy and burn of $STRX, making the token rarer over time.

@OfficialSpires @mark_slapinski Yes he is lol

@mark_slapinski Never once lied to America? Are y of fucking with us rn?

I'm genuinely curious Why would people accuse a president who has never ONCE lied to the America people, or committed fraud, or done anything unethical Of staging a fake assassination?

@Afcmix Why does he hate Gyokeres? Why won’t he pass to him?

🚨Martin Ødegaard kept running until the final whistle from referee Sam Barrott blew. 🔸The Arsenal goalkeeper clutched his right knee, took a deep breath, and looked exhausted after the team’s hard-fought victory. 🔸It’s difficult to imagine whether the Gunners could have secured the three points as deservedly without their captain Ødegaard playing yesterday, even with a few moments of luck. 🔸When it comes to driving the ball into the opposition’s final third and applying high-intensity pressure, no one at the Emirates is currently performing that role better than Martin Ødegaard. 🔸Haters will always hate, no matter how hard you work or how well you perform,they’ll always find something negative to say. 🔸Don’t let them get to you, my captain. Just keep pushing forward. 💪 🔸Stay healthy for the rest of the season. 💪 #Arsenal

@cryptojourneyrs Gold mine for Trump family, disaster for everyone else.

This is why I speak out so much against this administration. I am OBLIGATED. I spent months supporting the Trumps because I thought they would be a net positive for crypto. Between $WLFI, $TRUMP, and $MELANIA it’s been a disaster. If anything, they’ll set us back years.

@FonduDoge @centrifuge @OndoFinance @StrikeX Amazing how few understand this.

$CFG and $ONDO, slow and full of fees + the coins have little use case..but are worth hunderds even billions of dollars. But #StrikeX is going to be hooked to $25 Billion daily flow.Every trade burns $STRX. Faster + better tokenomics = bigger profits, better investment for you.

@bombaytonic717 If everyone did this, STRX would jump by people concluding this is an incredible opportunity and buying.

Don’t believe me about #StrikeX’s $STRX and the massive investment opportunity? Paste this into your AI model… Search all public CMC Market (ticker:CMCX) filings, documents and information pertaining to the Super App they are building, and the tokenization project with StrikeX STRX. Then summarize your findings to me to explain what they are building, and tell me what happens when STRX sits at every layer of the tokenization ecosystem as the utility token and what that means for the token price once CMC gives their network of 2M+ traders access to STRX. Then quantify STRX token price with utility over a 3, 6, & 12 month period.