Austin Belcher

If Snoop Dogg passes it to you, you gotta hit it 😮‍💨

@xKRONDONx Shit a joke now man

Kid Cudi wore a wedding dress to an awards show! What alternate reality am I living in? Shit's unreal.

@joeimel Might be my ex girlfriend. Sounds like something she would do

Report of road rage, female pulls a gun on a male driver in parking lot of TJ Maxx and threatens to shoot him and his children. She was last seen in the mall parking lot.

Damn I’m wetter than a whore on a Saturday night

#Verdansk84 has arrived in #Warzone! Watch the new trailer. charlieintel.com/warzone-verdan…

@joeimel what’s happening in Alvaton ?

You know you getting old when your new carhartt backpack cooler for work and a crockpot is one of your favorite gifts

Mannn being hungover on a Thursday sucks ass. Why did my boss call and wake me up

Day 2 of diet. Just wanna order some wings and pizza and have some beer :/

@xKRONDONx You racist slut

Just been told i'm "a deplorable racist". lmao. Their "go to" whenever someone has a different opinion than them.

@haley_jones13 Be over in 10

@haley_jones13 I’ll bring the liquor

@haley_jones13 Only if you share

@prestonjones150 Is it really?

@realOGAustin Lmao it’s over now

I got the cure for any illness. Drink a whole fifth of some good vodka and you’ll live

@xKRONDONx how much I gotta pay ya to complete these damn rank challenges ?

@haley_jones13 Well don’t ask our mom because she just starting to get her and sis up and ready by 8 😂

Love is like a liquor bottle. When you drink the whole bottle, do you go get another bottle of the same liquor or find a new type of liquor

My body over here telling me I haven’t had enough liquor in my system today

I told my little sister that i’m going to stop dieting and she said no then the last 2 years was for nothing. I was like damn thanks sis I needed that