Tim Heron

Probably my most viral tweet.

@AntiTrumpCanada Every time they use words like "Communist" and "Marxist," someone needs to ask them to define it without looking it up.

Hey MAGA, You keep telling me Canada is a Communist country. But can you explain what the fuck this is? Because it looks like your guy just posed under the hammer & sickle like it was a backdrop for his Communist Employee of the Month photo. Yours, From the Great White Gulag🇨🇦

@GOP__Ls A MAGA Trump supporter dressed as a clown? That tracks.

🚨A Trump supporter dressed as a clown has been arrested after an active shooting attempt. He told police he wanted to “kill all Democrats.”

@antifascistdude @factpostnews Even if they don't want to believe in climate change, I've never understood why they don't want to leave the planet to their kids and grandkids in better shape than when they inherited it.

@factpostnews When are people going to figure out that Republicans don't give a damn about the environment? They think environmental protections are inconveniences that get in the way of more profiteering.

The Trump administration is removing chemical disaster rules aimed at preventing catastrophic chemical incidents at industrial facilities.

Here we go. It feels like deja vu all over again.

@OccupyDemocrats The fact that it's not already running in attack ads is a major failure of the Democratic Party.

BREAKING: HOLY CRAP, HE SAID IT! Trump bluntly admits that doesn't care about our suffering: "I don't think about Americans’ financial situation." Democrats need to plaster this quote EVERYWHERE! "When you're negotiating with Iran, Mr. President, to what extent are American financial situations motivating you to make a deal?" a reporter asked. "Not even a little bit," said Trump. "The only thing that matters when I'm talking about Iran, they can't have a nuclear weapon. I don't think about American financial situation, I don't think about anybody." "I think about one thing. We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon, that's all. That's the only thing that matters," he added. Of course, Iran was never pursuing nuclear weapons, as has been admitted by our own intelligence agencies. Trump started this pointless war because Netanyahu asked him to. That's it. No American interests were at stake. But wow. What a quote from a sitting American President! We knew that Trump didn't care, but it's astonishing to hear him come right out and say it. He doesn't care if you can afford rent. He doesn't care if you go without food so your children cant eat. He doesn't care if you can afford to go to a hospital. Not only does he not care, he doesn't even think about it. We are nothing to him. But we'll get the last laugh. Come the midterm elections, we wash his party out of power and bring subpoena power to bear against his entire corrupt administration. Please ❤️ and share if you can't wait to vote blue!

MAGA can laugh at us for voting for Kamala all they want; at least we didn't fall for a scam like this. Next time, they should just piss on the $500 and flush it down the toilet; they'll be able to literally watch their money disappear.

This is my MAGA hate group. Like and retweet to join.

@YourAnonNews Not just overseen it, they've caused them.

Fun fact: Every single Republican president since 1970 has overseen the beginning of a recession.

@OccupyDemocrats One of the takeaways from COVID should have been that a narcissistic sociopath shouldn't be in charge of dealing with a global health crisis.

BREAKING: A reporter asks Trump if Americans should be worried about the hantavirus outbreak and his response sent a chill down our spines. This is starting to feel like deja vu... "Mr. President I'm also from ABC News—" began a reporter. "Fake news!" snapped Trump, who had just finished berating another journalist for asking about his focus on vanity projects while gas prices skyrocket. "Can I ask you about the hantavirus? Have you been briefed on the virus?" pressed the second reporter, ignoring the insult. "Yes, I have," said Trump. "Can you tell us what you learned in these briefings?" asked the reporter. "Well, I think you're going to be told everything, and you already have. Uh..." said Trump. "It's very much, we hope, under control. There was the ship, and I think we're going to make a full report about it tomorrow. We have a lot of people, a lot of great people studying it. It should be fine. We hope." "Should Americans be concerned that it's going to spread?" she asked. "I hope not. I mean, I hope not. We'll do the best we can, yeah," Trump said, making it clear through his bored, apathetic tone of voice that he couldn't care less about the issue. Currently, officials in Arizona, California, Georgia, Texas, and Virginia are monitoring residents for possible infections after the individuals in question spent time on the MV Hondius, the cruise ship where this outbreak began. At least three passengers have already died in other countries. Approximately 150 passengers were potentially exposed. The mortality rate is estimated to be between 30% and 40% once severe symptoms manifest. The similarities to the initial stages of the COVID-19 pandemic are alarming, even if some health officials are stressing that the hantavirus spread will be contained. Just like last time, Trump is President and downplaying the risks. Unlike last time, we have RFK Jr. running Health and Human Services into the ground and we've withdrawn from the World Health Organization. We have never been less prepared for a possible pandemic. We need the President to do a hell of a lot more than "hope" for the best. More than 1.2 million Americans died from coronavirus after Trump totally botched the government's response efforts. Regardless of the true threat posed by this hantavirus, the President should be laser-focused on it until the danger passes. Instead, he's distracted by ballrooms and reflecting pool renovations. Please ❤️ and share if you'd feel much safer with a Democrat in the White House!

@earthcurated I know it's about six-ish months out of season, but it also seems the appropriate time to share this humorous novelty song I discovered. youtu.be/iRMjEYlK4PU?si…

Today is World Donkey Day.

@ToyotaAlzetta @Erius777 @mmpadellan Look closer at the flags on the back.

@Erius777 @mmpadellan Why you get hate for a Mercedes?

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Flintstones Mobile. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@ArtCandee Take all the time you need: Aaron Burr literally murdered Alexander Hamilton, and he's still more popular than Vance.

I’m laughing that JD Vance has a lower approval rating than Donald Trump. Love this for him. 🤣

@_HansH__ @ArtCandee @WhiteHouse

@ArtCandee @WhiteHouse I dont know what cringe is, but that is beyond everything.

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

@dpakman @WhiteHouse And they probably don't even realize why there are 13 stripes.

@WhiteHouse The American flag is supposed to have 13 stripes, not 11

Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread

@jasonllevin Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I once stumbled upon S1 of the Apprentice at our public library and gave it a shot. Give me Jimmy Kimmel any day.

Would you rather watch an episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live or a episode of The Apprentice?

@OccupyDemocrats The mandate of his Secret Service detail is to protect him, right? If that means protecting him from himself, so be it. Whoever's in charge needs to commit him for a 72-hour psych hold.

BREAKING: DEMENTIA! Trump claims that he "defeated" Ukraine "militarily" by destroying 159 of their ships in his most confused rant to date. Someone cart this man off to the funny farm... "Which war do you think ends first?" a reporter asked, referring to the Ukraine War and Iran War. "Umm.... That's an interesting question. You know, coming from you, that's very interesting," said Trump. "Which war would end first? I don't know. Maybe they're on a similar timetable." "I think Ukraine, militarily, they're defeated, okay? Mili... You wouldn't know that by reading the fake news, but militarily, look, their navy..." he rambled. "So they had 159 ships. Every ship is right now underwater. Typically, that's pretty good." Presumably, Trump was referring to Iran's navy, not Ukraine's. The United States is not at war with Ukraine, despite what Trump and his pro-Kremlin supporters might want. If indeed he was referring to Iran, the destruction of their navy — if it happened at all — is no real military accomplishment. Iran's conventional navy was severely obsolete, with many ships dating back to the 1970s. Bragging about blowing it up is like bragging about destroying an enemy's catapults or chariots. It never posed a real threat. Crucially, Iran's asymmetric navy, composed of small, swift, hard-to-locate craft is still operational. It's these smaller ships that allow Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz and Trump has no real means of destroying them. "What do you think, Jared?" Trump continued. "I mean, it's going to be hard for them to make a naval comeback. Okay. Now they have an air force. Every one of their planes has been shot down or has been decimated. They have missiles. About 82% are gone. And they have drones. And most of them are gone. Most of the factories are mostly gone." None of that is true. Trump pulls these percentages out of thin air. Iran still has drones, missiles, and aircraft. They are not surrendering any time soon. "And we have tremendous anti-drone equipment now between lasers and that new, very special machine gun that knocks them out of the air like flies," Trump continued. "And we use bullets instead of million-dollar, you know, missiles to knock out a $30,000 drone. So I would say Jared would tell me that, with everything you just heard, typically we're in pretty good shape." "And in addition, their economy is crashing," Trump said. Their— As you know, their money, their— They go with their money. They don't have a name for it," he said incoherently. "Their money is valueless. They've got inflation that nobody has ever seen before. Other than that, I think they're doing quite well." In reality, it's the entire global economy that's suffering thanks to Trump's pointless war. Consumer prices are skyrocketing in the United States and Americans are feeling the pain. "If you read The New York Times, you'd say they're doing wonderfully because it's fake news," whined Trump. "Or if you watch CNN— I mean, you cover it all the time— You think they're doing well. Do you think they're doing well where they have no navy, no Air Force, no anti-aircraft apparatus, other than what they may have put there? They may have brought in some light stuff during the ceasefire. And we know exactly where it is, so it'll be knocked out within the first 15 minutes." At no point in his lie-riddled, slurred, befuddled outburst did Trump clarify that he was talking about Iran instead of Ukraine. Maybe he can no longer tell the two countries apart. His cognitive decline has never been more apparent. It's time to invoke the 25th Amendment! Please ❤️ and share if you think that Trump is demented.

@UnrealBluegrass Until he kicks the bucket, that's probably the closest we're gonna get to pissing on his grave.

I don't want his face on my passport. I don't want his face anywhere,not even on his head. Possible exception being urinal cakes in every public restroom.

@RpsAgainstTrump In the three years they've controlled Congress, the Republicans haven't passed a single full-year budget, and have taken us to the brink of at least nine government shutdowns.

Speaker Mike Johnson: “I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

I’m still laughing at whoever called Kash Patel “J. Edgar Boozer” the other day. 🤣