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Alpha 2000
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Alpha 2000
@realalpha2000
Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.
Katılım Eylül 2023
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This is every other Ghost song
abcdent@abcdentminded
A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight
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awful monkey’s paw moment as i told everybody at dinner that imo the correct odyssey adaptation should be a musical and then against my will people showed me epic: the musical (i had never heard of it)
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@wokejucheism fake leftists willfully refusing to understand magnitudes for their whole existence.
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Guys who would go to war for their mother, sister, and daughter when you ask them to do five minutes of housework
कुंभकरण@_kumbhkaran
The difference between most mysogynistic man and woke feminist woman
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My grandma has lots of strays behind her house, and she's told me stories of both sides of this.
No one should allow cats to roam.
PETA@peta
When you let your cats fend for themselves outside, you're not just neglecting them, you're putting vulnerable wildlife in danger too💔🐦⬛🐀🐁🦎 Be a responsible cat guardian and keep cats indoors.
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@ponkimkaza Because it's a stimulant and it's addictive. It's psychoactive and interferes in the user's judgement, making them falsely think it's more useful and less harmful than it is.
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Is it good parenting to insist our kids MUST have sentient animals exploited and killed? Even though they’d be horrified by what we’re paying to have done on their behalf?
Ashley Fitzgerald@RizomaSchool
If my kid said they wanted to become a vegetarian I would just say no you can't
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I get skeptical whenever I hear "Greeks didnt believe their myths literally, they understood these are stories which hold symbolic truths".
I wonder if this isn't just bias towards writings of skeptical intellectuals. But did the village grandma not believe the myths happened?
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1996: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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> "i get why ur on dating apps at 47 years old"
> has age filter range that includes 47 year olds
grass 2.0@keepofffgrass
i get why ur on dating apps at 47 years old
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@gaythotgirlson ppl so goofy about those ... it's fine just stick it up there
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I overcame my fear of airplanes on my last trip to Chicago because the trauma of driving through the endless nothingness that is Nebraska when I first moved out west outweighed the fear.
You could not pay me to make that drive again. And you can pay me to do some fucked up shit.
Woke Ann Richards@WokeAnnUpdates
This being a 50/50 population split of NE is frying me
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@spacedue when I was 13 I wanted to look grown, I hated the fact that I was a child
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Trying to act grown and "cool" at 13 is actually pretty common for 13 year olds
GNF SULTAN🥷⏳🤍@GNFSULTAN
North West is only 13, yet she's already covered in facial piercings. This is very odd behavior. Trying to act grown and "cool" at 13. She should be outside playing, swimming at the pool, at the beach, or at the zoo… it's summer, for God's sake. Be a kid.🤧
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