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Alpha 2000

@realalpha2000

Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.

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Alpha 2000@realalpha2000·
My collar's blue but the year is new
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evan loves worf
evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
It is so over lmao
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𝓓iotima Corina@diotimacorina·
"wow i used to be an academically smart shy nerdy boy pre-transition but then i took titty skittles and became a dumb submissive girlfailure disappointment :3" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY
lenore🌙🩸@nellscape_

canon event

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용기@kimchicel·
Ill never be every single ethnicity on earth and part of every possible culture at once
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bjonk@ceejaytur·
@prettycritical i can’t wait for the 12-part tiktok series on their breakup in 2 weeks
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Ybg Dong
Ybg Dong@femboxd·
That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled Porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years
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Reo@reo_od·
I wanted to take a photo of the mountain are you kidding me
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Alpha 2000@realalpha2000·
@DJProfessorL Chinese character designers PLEASE lock the fuck in bc the dichotomy is crazy
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LINK 🐂🫎
LINK 🐂🫎@DJProfessorL·
Fully visible serratus, capped and separated delts, striated lats and traps with… Ken doll-smooth legs? Come on
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Alpha 2000@realalpha2000·
@Yucelam Well yah obviously they're both objectively alive but lots of people use the word to mean different things and then get mad when scientists don't use the same dumb implications
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r/huffingcommunity@Yucelam·
@realalpha2000 well no there aren't two definitions. both bacteria and fetuses are objectively alive, but being alive is different from being sentient.
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sean@isthesundown·
My dad is a flat earther and I play along so he doesn’t stop sending me money
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the string inside a candle:
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Alpha 2000@realalpha2000·
The first few times I saw this guy on my tl it was cropped so I couldnt see the trans flags. So for a solid day I thought this was a performative tattoo about periods and how hell protect women from them
Oliver Ⓥ@implantgrade

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John Paul Newman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🥉
Some of the dialogue in Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is a little jarring and un-Homeric for example when Calypso tells Odysseus that he's been on her island seven years and he says 'Surely I haven't been here that long?' and she replies 'Yes you have and don't call me Shirley'..
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@latentjuice was watching someone repeatedly mock her daughter for doing normal child things today and felt a similar cosmic grief abt it
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