Bridger⚡️

@EMK_Freesmoke Solos with like 5 minutes of prep time

Name a character who can defeat this squad easily

@sonohedman I could shut our team out too if all they’re gonna do is shoot it into my chest all game long

goalies when they play literally anybody but the Tampa Bay Lightning

@celestialysia0 Tbh I don’t understand why none of them really use weapons. With how strong they are it feels a lot more efficient to crank somebody with a battle axe than punching them over and over again

Using a weapon as a Viltrumite is basically a skill issue. Change my mind.

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

Tampa was really fun but boy am I gonna enjoy that 10% humidity in SLC

@VinnysCorner1 I would have to say Steven Stamkos

Without saying your age…. Who was the best player on your favorite NHL team when you started watching Hockey? I’ll start…. Pat LaFontaine

Cars in Florida still have the turn signal stick right?

@kennyounot_ LMAO

mark stone has gone back on IR

I gotta say to all my bolts mutuals I’m so jealous that you all live here

@JomboyMedia I laughed out loud

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

@bellasdaze They have the presidents trophy curse… I still have hope for Minny🤣 but we’ll see if Colorado can break the presidents trophy curse. They do look like a super team though I’ve got to admit

@realbghxsty lol okay real! i love the wild generally and wanted them to make the wcf but i just don’t know this colorado team is really starting to feel inevitable..which means they’ll probably lose tho ofc lmao

i honestly wouldn’t mind if the habs, sabres or carolina hoisted this year bc i love a good story. i think if there was a time to break thru, it would be this year the only real concern (as of rn) is colorado ofc they are a juggernaut

@BoltReport_TB Hagel is my other vote as well

With the season over, we'll post awards and nominees every day for everyone to vote on. In the first post of our 2025-26 awards series: who was the Lightning's MVP this season? #TBLightning | #GoBolts

@realbghxsty are you going to lightning game tonight

Tampa bay I am IN you

@BoltsBreakdown I’ll keep my hopes up for McDavid 🤭

@realbghxsty We’ll add little pieces I’m sure, but nothing earth shattering. If Tuch is available, I’m sure we’ll swing for the fences.

Today, Julien BriseBois made the same point I made yesterday. I’m always trying to find the optimistic angle, always trying to find ways to bolster my confidence in this team. JBB driving home the same point just reinforces my belief. The Tampa Bay Lightning are winning the cup in 2027. Bookmark it.

@ThePaulDriscoll Maybe but on the other hand I hope they bottom out so they’ll finally clean house/sell the team

@realbghxsty I did NOT see that start to the season coming. The upside is there’s still plenty of season left to turn it around.

With the Bolts’ season over, there is absolutely no reason to not be all in on the Rays.

@Not_the_Bee @AlainaJord25046 @CovfefeAnon True but SLC international is legally required to be the same cost as outside of the airport which is so nice

@AlainaJord25046 @CovfefeAnon Only noobs buy snacks at the airport

All the airlines rushing to say "not it" with who's gonna be the next black airline

@WeltGawd Bro if I have to wait until 2103 to see the Jazz win a championship I’ll be pissed. And dead

I'll be hundred years old when the Orlando Magic start their Dynasty Run. Also, Alex Martins will be off by a year #IYKYK