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Bryan Miller

@realbryanmiller

Writes jokes & scary stories. CBS Late Late Show, fiction at Intrinsick & Drabblecast, Doug Loves Movies winner. https://t.co/g8BdnnntK6. Insta:@funnybryanmiller

Minneapolis Katılım Ekim 2010
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Bryan Miller@realbryanmiller·
Nobody has stronger opinions about the world than someone who’s lived in the same town their entire life.
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MICHAEL SELLARS | HÖRRÖR WR̆ÈR
Technically each installment of every horror franchise is the 'in space' installment.
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lana schwartz
lana schwartz@_lanabelle·
the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015
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@KeithisaJerk I’m genuinely considering contacting the state’s attorney. I’ve been told the only way I can cancel is to get a non-Roku TV and cancel the credit card the subscription is on. Disney knows exactly what they’re doing.
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Conor Orr
Conor Orr@ConorOrr·
Definitely. We should also pass up on great meals and just inject protein into our stomachs, and instead of seeing a movie we should have strangers passing by briskly scream the plot points in our faces.
John Arnold@johnarnold

Totally agree with @dicktofel. Starting long news stories with an anecdotal lead needs to end. Everyone is busy and has shorter attention spans. Writers shouldn't need to tell a person's story to convey an issue's importance. It buries the substance. open.substack.com/pub/dicktofel/…

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@BrewersRaptor It’s better if you sit in a chair in the corner of the room and watch someone else watching it.
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Joey Wright
Joey Wright@thejoeywright·
@SammyJReacts Not since Rachel Weisz in THE SHAPE OF THINGS have I hated a character so much. Incredible performance from Alana Haim.
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Bryan Miller@realbryanmiller·
@thejoeywright I wasn’t aware of the previous iterations, but I started to figure it out as it went along. The interweaving of old and new footage is so impressive, it played like some crazy Linklater experiment where they had it all planned for a decade.
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Joey Wright
Joey Wright@thejoeywright·
What’s going to be crazy is when I submit my Best of 2026 Movies list and Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie is in my top ten. What an incredibly funny and inventive comedy. I loved it!
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.
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@BrewersRaptor I like a lot of his books but I was genuinely stymied by the idea of giving a shit about a poem or a party of literary assholes.
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John Egan@BrewersRaptor·
@realbryanmiller It does take a lot of time to absorb the tone and all the language
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John Egan
John Egan@BrewersRaptor·
I loved this book. I hate being that person but everyone should read it. Was on Obama and Jeselnik’s Top 10 last year (my personal go-tos), along with lots of others.
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Bryan Miller@realbryanmiller·
@aHeartOfGould @FilmsRadiance The performance-art piece late in the movie was so convincing I genuinely couldn’t tell if the audience within the movie had any idea what was going on or if they were improvising their reactions to an essentially real theater piece. It’s so good.
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Travis Woods
Travis Woods@aHeartOfGould·
Brian De Palma’s first masterpiece—the scathing and shocking psychosexual satire HI, MOM!—is getting a 4K release courtesy of @FilmsRadiance, and I am THRILLED to be providing a commentary track for the disc. Get it: diabolikdvd.com/product/hi-mom…
Radiance Films@FilmsRadiance

UK/US: Robert De Niro attempts to find meaning and inspiration in the madcap satire of 1970s NYC counter-culture HI, MOM! This early work by De Palma makes its UHD world premiere, and includes De Palma’s experimental theatre production ‘Dionysus in ‘69’

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Zak
Zak@zakfilm·
Nickel Boys is such a beautiful, immense work of art. RaMell Ross deserved more recognition for his filmmaking and it should have had a wide theatrical release instead of being reduced to just streaming into the void.
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Bryan Miller@realbryanmiller·
Yeah, dogs. The Ring cameras are going to use AI as a full-time, omnipresent surveillance system…to find dogs.
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Bryan Miller@realbryanmiller·
Drake Maye looks like a malicious little kid who might wish you into a cornfield.
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George Wallace
George Wallace@MrGeorgeWallace·
We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.
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@theloopnow He’s also catastrophically humorless. It’s kind of astonishing.
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mitra
mitra@mitrajoy_·
what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed
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