Papa Tooth

@evanseech course

I just filmed a 66-minute Meta Ads masterclass that I could sell for $2,000. Today, I’m giving it away for free. Because most of you learning Meta ads are stitching together RANDOM YouTube clips from 2023 and blog posts that are completely outdated. So you launch campaigns with the wrong structure. Burn through their first $2-3K in a week… And end up with nothing to show for it. Then apparently it’s “Meta’s fault” The companies that 2-3x their business with Meta ads have an actual SYSTEM. So… I filmed a full step-by-step course covering everything you need to launch and scale Meta ads in 2026 (the exact strategies we're running right now across $7M/month in managed spend) Inside the course: (1) How to make cold audiences profitable (2) Campaign structure and launch strategy (3) Ad copywriting that converts w/ the frameworks we use daily (4) Funnel architecture from click to close (5) Backend systems that actually track what matters (6) How to identify and break through spend plateaus You can watch this and implement same day. Want me to send it over? Comment "COURSE" I'll DM it to you. (must be following for DM) PS Don't skip the backend section. That's where most people lose money and don't even know it.

@irentdumpsters Whats the monthly value add he cant replace ?

Just lost a client who ranks number one in FORT WORTH His exact words- "Yes we have another agency. They are priced better. Don't see the value here for the cost w/ the results we're getting" Our team had a call with his business partner on Friday, and the guy was ecstatic........ Make it make sense lol

@irentdumpsters Tell me youve never hired a plumber without telling me youve never hired a plumber

@realpapatooth That's why if you read the post, you would see it's about lower-ticket stuff like restaurants, going on vacation, coffee shops

Google is getting replaced and most BOOMER business owners have no idea. 40% of young people now search TikTok FIRST before Google. For restaurants. Vacations. Coffee shops. Even plumbers..... If you're not optimizing for TikTok search, you're invisible to an entire generation of customers. Here's how it works and how to rank 🧵

@BridgetPhetasy April fools day is savage for return to the moon

Gen X breathes a collective sigh of relief.

@mattvanswol Woodfield mall in th 80s-90s was peak USA Karl kani, christian bookstores, rainforest cafe, and beef tallow fries at mcdonalds, bulls gear at champs sports And everything cost about $10

I think I know why everything sucks... ...and it's because everything is fake We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs. We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research. We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products. We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything. We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves. We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage. We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real. We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat. We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments. We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths. We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months. We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made. IT. IS. ALL. FAKE. And we all yearn for what was once real. Don't you remember? Did you forget? There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract. When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does! When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them. When a family could live off a single income. When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it. When schools was HARD... and that was the point! When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house, When you bought something once... and it was yours forever. When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad. And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

But it do

People don’t really understand how fucking cool this is. 18 agents on claude. 4 on openai for frontend All having conversations back-and-forth to make sure that everything’s implemented properly without me having to be an intermediary at all. Send command. Run runs through this entire process. Website updated, completed, and pushed. And report reports back to me.

@VadimStrizheus Clip

Vibe-marketing is cool and all but… having a 24/7 OpenClaw clipping agent that PRINTS VIEWS is 1000x better. All I do is paste a YT link: OpenClaw analyzes, clips, schedules, AND POSTS without me touching a SINGLE THING 🤫 Comment “Clip” and I’ll share my workflow.

At some point we are gonna have to throw a few people in to appease the gods

@viewzmass auto

Everyone’s overthinking content I use AI to auto-generate 500+ TikToks in 13 mins No face, no editing, no effort 22M views last week Comment “AUTO” and I’ll DM the system (must be following)

@follard the nice thing is concrete never cracks the back yard tho, what the hell is even that

Every day on my way to and from my son's school, I drive by these 3D printed homes in Mueller (a master development in Austin, TX). 1,607 sq ft, 3 bed, 2 bath for $980,609. Icon Build is developing 12 homes on a single block. It's been incredible to watch as they've moved the printer up and down the street, printing one home after another. However, this seems far too expensive!

@WorkflowWhisper WORKFLOWS

i built 31 n8n workflows this month that replace the most overpriced saas tools businesses pay for. → $299/mo email marketing platform — replaced → $199/mo social scheduling tool — replaced → $149/mo lead scoring software — replaced → $99/mo form + crm connector — replaced → $249/mo client onboarding system — replaced total saas spend eliminated: $11,388/year total time to build all 31: one weekend i documented every single one in a free pdf. reply "WORKFLOWS" + repost and i'll send it to you (must be following so i can dm)

@prestonjbyrne What dose this bill say in simple terms @grok

BREAKING: the Wyoming GRANITE Act, America's first-ever foreign censorship shield bill, has PASSED the Wyoming House of Representatives, 46-12! On to the Wyoming Senate!

@Hesamation @grok summarize this article

this guy has some secret formula of dropping banger after banger. read this right now even if your dopamine-junky mind can’t bear 10 minutes of reading. no bookmarks, don’t fool yourself.

@Motion_Viz PROMPT-2

Stop prompting AI to "make me a landing page." 200+ hours testing taught me this: Generic prompts → pretty pages My prompts → pages that sell The pack includes: → 3D Landing Hero Section (Today) → Sentient 3D Core (Yesterday) → Cyberpunk Volumetric Shaders (Tommorow) → Microlender Protocol → Hyper-Futuristic MCP-2099 Like + reply "PROMPT-2" for the library. (following required for DM)

@scaling_shields Cta

2-line cold emails are a 3,000+ call GOLDMINE most people write paragraphs and wonder why nobody replies i stripped everything out and bookings went through the roof giving away the full system: - the framework - real examples - how to book 35% of your positive replies like + comment "CTA" and i'll send it over (follow + RT for priority access)

@damianplayer Wasnt this clown pushing shit coins last year? 😂

Mark Cubans advice on selling AI agents to SMBs is the MOST underrated clip on the internet right now. here’s the full play he didn’t break down (bookmark this): pick one vertical. learn the flows. become the AI team they never hired and wish they had. you really don’t need a CS degree or VC money. you need claude, a cold email sequence, and the willingness to learn one industry better than anyone. bonus, find an industry leader who knows nothing about AI but knows everything about their business. partner with them. bring AI into their operations. you increase EBITDA. you increase multiples. you own a piece of the upside. this is the business model of the decade.

@WorkflowWhisper opus

opus 4.6 just mass-produced what consultants sell for $103,500. 10 prompts. 65 minutes. instant n8n workflows. i tested every one with opus 4.6 + synta's MCP connected to my instance. no debugging. no node dragging. no JSON. describe it. deployed. running. here's what each prompt builds: 1. lead enrichment + scoring pipeline - 4 min 2. competitor price monitoring with AI analysis - 8 min 3. full client onboarding (form to invoice) - 11 min 4. voice AI receptionist with call routing - 9 min 5. content repurposing engine (1 blog to 6 platforms) - 6 min 6. invoice recovery + follow-up system - 5 min 7. daily CEO dashboard from 4 data sources - 7 min 8. cold outreach sequencer with personalization - 8 min 9. review response drafter + publisher - 3 min 10. meeting no-show rescuer with rebooking - 4 min every workflow self-healed on first run. opus 4.6 caught the errors, searched for fixes, applied them, re-tested. zero human intervention. i put everything in a free PDF: - 10 copy-paste prompts (word for word) - build times vs consultant pricing for each - opus 4.6 + synta MCP setup guide (5 min) - the 2-message framework i use for 100% completion comment "OPUS" and i'll send it. (following required for DM)