League of Evil EXEs

Nice Sunday down at the pier 🥰

you’ve heard of irish goodbye. now say hello to mexican goodbye (standing outside after saying goodbye and talking for another 30 minutes while your car is running)

BREAKING: The Tenth Angel, Sahaquiel, has just appeared over New York City Reached for comment, Mayor Mamdani had this to say: “A strong AT Field is developed in a child’s most formative years, which is why I’m pleased to announce: Free childcare for all NERV employees.”

A candid photo of @Alpha_Hermes in his natural environment. Observe him grazing in kimchi, a vital component of his diet…

My gay dads conceived me via anal. Was I ensouled? Thanks

real talk

gay rights is the mercy player healing me every time i died as junkrat

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

"if u need anything just call me" Also me:

recession indicator: i'm obsessively racking up wins as junkrat

Diva down

when God means to immaculate conception you but he messes the recipe up so you just get random virginal gonorrhea

BEFORE YOU POST: is this a community problem or are you mad at your ex

@boochie_goo 👀

I’m gonna be on my hoe account cause this timeline is bumming me out

Nobody talks about how difficult it is to be a single Switch Two household with two gay men on the spectrum

One of our Realest Working Gay Guys. Cannes wants a poster? Here’s a big naked bear in the woods.

honestly ctfu @ nasty pig fully leaning into it lmao

Nasty Pig is so funny for this 😂 now I wanna buy one and wear it to a nice restaurant just because