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I would tell you that I'm a Luddite, but I'm guessing you wouldn't believe me if I tweeted that.

@hwinkler4real Mine got tired of constantly replacing the paper (4 kids), so she started using scraps of cloth and hand-sewing book covers from that.

My mother did

@lafleurmtl You need to stick around for a bit longer. I haven't convinced you to marry me yet.

Currently entering the "Realization you could have been dead right now" State of remembrance Time of journey Several hours Crying uncontrollably in 3,2, 1

A nudist colony for Satanists called The Devil Wears Nada. If I had a blue checkmark, my posts would be better.

When you know ~ you know.

I worry about our economy if Trump is removed from office. People will be partying for weeks and not show up to work.

Pottery barn? You'd think wood would be a wiser choice.

@lafleurmtl Have to say, Daniel, hearing you'd still be around this dumpster was the best birthday present I got yesterday.

Proof of stubborn life April 9 2026

What do you call a glass of champagne and orange juice wearing chaps? A bottomless Mimosa.

@RossKneeDeep I'll see your 20 and raise you a mimeograph machine, a mangle and a rug beater.

Just for fun. I'm at 20.

@citizenkawala Ahem, during my college days ('67-'72) girls would use an iron to straighten their hair. And yes, I mean the irons used to get wrinkles out of clothing.

I've never seen a woman with straight hair who was happy.

can everyone like & retweet this picture of my cat when she was a kitten? I have a lot of dental work I need done & I want Elon to pay for it.

I've just built a model of Mount Everest. No, it's not to scale... It's just to look at!

@treydayway Congrats. I get to celebrate mine on Thursday. I also look my age, but if I felt twice as old I'd be dead. I turn 77.

Here's to 43. I may look my age finally but at least I feel twice as old

@mariana057 wish I would have known this back when I was working.

If your boss says your team at work is "like family" that means you can scream "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!” and storm out every time they ask you to do anything.

That's a fckn joker bird! 🤣

@chefsevenn I ate it decades ago and I wasn't impressed enough to want to eat it again.

WOULD YOU EAT FRIED ALLIGATOR?

@DestryBrod I'm in Wisconsin, about 20 miles from Iron Mt. Yesterday's snow never arrived. But the forecast is calling for up to a half inch of ice between tonight and tomorrow. I'm bracing for a power outage.

It's not supposed to break 35° until mid-April, and we're supposed to be getting about 8 inches of snow tonight in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. This fucking winter is never going to end.

@SqSehrish 9800

Only geniuses get this right on first try Most people fail badly 😂 What's your answer? Drop it rn in the comments

@lippyent Scoop the cottage cheese into a bowl and liberally sprinkle the top with Jello powder, I use sugar-free but it doesn't have to be. Then mix it thoroughly and enjoy.

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If the 14th amendment was only meant to protect the “babies of slaves” then the 2nd Amendment is only meant to protect the right to own a musket.