Red Sugar

It's Time to Celebrate Residential Schools

エロすぎて床オナしまくってたらチンチンの皮伸びて100000000マイルまで伸びたから短く切って焼き鳥屋さんに売ったら報酬として50万円貰えたのでアフリカ支援の募金に全部ぶち込んでタンポポの蜜を吸いながら河川敷で午後の散歩を嗜んでる。ん♡この人生意味あるんですか？♡

Best attire for date night 🌚

Ain’t no way the pasty white corn-fed Ohioan republicans are going to vote Vivek Ratherswarthy for governor. For as they know, no brown man knows corn like Jake Paul

The Canada you grew up in no longer exists, the only solution is Alberta Independence. Please sign the Stay Free Alberta petition today so Alberta can have a free future for the next generation.

The Snarkroach: - miller high life in fridge - jealous appropriation of the kitsch aspects of “redneck culture”, mullets, RealTree jacket, 70s moustache, post-ironic mild sexism, fishing hats, singing big mouth bass on the wall, old Marlboro posters. Refuses to say why he romanticizes rural, white, American culture from the 80s - mean spirited ironic appropriation of “cringe” fashion: flame shirts, heelys, cargo shorts - recycles old brace belden tweets at anyone the Crowd has designated as an Apostate - Calls himself dark woke. Is actually a fully woke gray-area rapist - vague “I been through crazy shit man, I actually did dark shit bro. You have no fucking idea who you’re talking to”-posting about their history as a drug dealer (bought a quarter sheet of acid off the dark net and sold it one tab at a time and also did molly 5 or 6 times and abused their Adderall script) - old Simpsons fan - pretends to like King Von - pretends to like Three 6 Mafia - likes brockhampton a LOT - big bill hell’s profile banner (and frequently references it. First saw the big bill hell’s video in 2022) - has a Good gameboy color and a “beater” gameboy color that they bring to parties and play in the hopes that a girl who also doesn’t want to be there will notice it and talk to them and he can sarcastically say “great party huh” - claims to have been on 4chan in their “misspent youth”. Will under no circumstances say (or even type) the word niggеr - owns two film cameras. Has never gotten their two exposed rolls of new Fuji 400 developed. Is saving the third roll in the Target 3-pack “for a special occasion” - Was a smiling friends fan until they saw some stuff about Zach Hadel “being sus” - They like Haha You Clowns because they don’t have to apologize for some of the jokes when showing it to girls - Exactly one nerdy ironic Reddit collector hobby that they use as ten percent of their personality (old computers, Pokémon, vapor wave shit, old Japanese digital Casio watches, Soviet headphones, that sort of shit) - “um how about we HOUSE the homeless.” Has never talked to a homeless man. Thinks they just can’t get enough money together to live in a $2000 a month 5-over-1, which is the cheapest kind of apartment - Was focusing all of his impotent rage at Israel, got distressed because he kept accidentally following people for their thoughts on ZOG and the hilarious hyperborea memes but then having to unfollow because their views on immigration were “fashy” - pivoted his rage towards ICE. Does not know anyone who isn’t white except his one Muslim friend who is the son of a Saudi arms dealer and a white mother. Is afraid ICE is going to deport his friend for being brown. His Muslim friend is secretly a groyper