D0TTY! ☆* o(≧▽≦)o *☆

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

@fartpog smells like WHAT

everyone’s mom has that one hairdryer from 1999 that smells like 9/11 when u turn it on high

The thing about rich people and their “charity” events is that if we had a wealth tax all the arts would be funded, the hungry would be fed, and the houseless would have homes. BILLIONAIRES SHOULD NOT EXIST.

yes i want an easy life. yes i want a job that allows me to do virtually buttfuck nothing while i get paid a shit ton. yes i want to like.. not have to do 3 backbreaking jobs for fucking PENNIES that dont even contribute to my enjoyment of life!! like whats so bad about that?!??

@perplexexpress no i do that too lmao

does anyone else buy groceries in bulk everyday to feed my miis or is that just a me thing

@mishuevsgordos diivine!!!

Divine mii

divine

she would absolutely DEVOUR in this

got my prom dress but my boobs are too fucking small for the neckline

how i feel when i just saved my laptop from a bootloop after fucking up the simple task of trying to install new wifi drivers

now that im 18 i have something to confess. gimp suits and some fetishwear actually look really fucking cool

if i actually liked seafood i just know id absolutely demolish a seafood boil

our tomodachi life living the dream miis finally seeing sunlight after being in house arrest for 3 weeks:

i wish i had a bigger following/outreach so i could say HELLO!!! YOU'RE SO COOL I LOVE YOU!! to a lot of continents on this big blue earth and know i made an impact by making a lot of people very happy with a simple joyful message

im never EVER gonna shut up about how much i love this digicam i just got, i love how my eyes look in this photo omg

STRAIGHT BULLSHITTED UP TO HERE HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO MEEE

30 seconds before rhe end of the movie and caine comes in like this

@schlinkyyyikes just doing a whole lotta nothing 😭😭

the background dancer only makes this even funnier like WHAT ARE YOU DOIINNNGGGG

im sorry but "pink pony peptides" is fucking me up BADLY