Red Carpet Fever

@PageSix Utter drivel. Camilla was a Wiltshire housewife, shopped at Sainbury's, drove a battered old Subaru. Closest she came to aristocracy was her mum, who was a v low ranking baron's daughter. Doubt if this man could pick out Camilla in a police ID parade.

Queen Camilla ‘objected’ to Prince William marrying ‘common’ Kate Middleton: author trib.al/S73jZq0

@CilComLFC @PolitlcsUK The only time she's raised her voice against her muslim constituents was when they tried to boo her off stage when she won her seat by the narrowest of margins.

@PolitlcsUK She put more effort into this Resignation Letter than she did into dealing with the many Muslim Grooming Gangs that have long operated with impunity across Britain. History will not be kind to Jess Phillips.

🚨 BREAKING: Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips has resigned from Keir Starmer's Government

@PolitlcsUK Does she really put her photo on it? Makes it look like a student intern CV.

@SamaHoole In a round of recent blood tests I was told I was 'pre pre diabetic'. 'So I'm not pre-diabetic'...'Errr, no'. 'So what you're telling me is that I'm not, in any way, diabetic.' 'Well...'

Doctor: "Your LDL is still high. I'm adding a second statin." Patient: "I'm already on one. My legs ache." Doctor: "That's a known side effect. I'll add CoQ10." Patient: "And I'm tired all the time." Doctor: "Fatigue is common. I'll add modafinil." Patient: "My memory is foggy." Doctor: "Cognitive effects can occur. Donepezil should help." Patient: "I have a cough now." Doctor: "That'll be the ACE inhibitor I prescribed last visit. We'll swap it for an ARB." Patient: "I'm not sleeping." Doctor: "Zopiclone." Patient: "Heard that's addictive." Doctor: "We'll taper you with mirtazapine when the time comes." Patient: "My blood sugar has gone up." Doctor: "Statins can do that. Metformin." Patient: "I get diarrhoea on metformin." Doctor: "Loperamide." Patient: "I've gained weight." Doctor: "Ozempic." Patient: "I feel nauseous." Doctor: "Ondansetron." Patient: "I don't want to be on twelve medications." Doctor: "Anxiety is common at this stage. I'll add sertraline." Patient: "What if I just stopped the statin?" Doctor: "Absolutely not."

@DefiantLs The solution is in your own hands.

It's the plane's fault. It always is.

@Tonklives @ForWomenScot That's all irrelevant. His visa means he has no right to work so he should have been weeded out at the first cut.

@ForWomenScot Pull yourselves together. He is a Commonwealth citizen, an intelligent and thoughtful person, someone who can contribute at least as much to parliament as almost any of those elected. Leave him be.

We appear to be in agreement with Ian Blackford: “Quite frankly this should be an automatic vetting fail as a candidate on a student visa does not satisfy the ability to enter into full-time work...The Greens are treating the electorate with contempt" thetimes.com/uk/scotland/ar…

@akafaceUS A friend who's ex Royal Green Jacket got roped into a paintball team. He was disqualified after he flanked around an enemy sniper hut, kicked in the back door and to save ammo cold-cocked the sniper with his gun butt.

It seems that valuable tactical skills are no longer being taught or emphasized in this sport.

@PolitlcsUK How about stopping foreign nationals from India travelling to this country on a student visa to hoover up £70k a year as a MSP?

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says he will block "far-right agitators" from travelling to the UK for Tommy Robinson's march on Saturday "We will not allow people to come to the UK to threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets"

@MensHumor How about paying your staff a living wage? That sign tells me to eat somewhere else.

Trying to shame us for not paying their employees.

@BestMovieMom ludicrous. insurers would have pulled the policy and junked the film.

@afneil It's like sending Hardy to rescue Laurel.

So far Starmer’s efforts to save his skin have been a classic case study in how not to save your skin: The most unpopular Labour PM in history (Starmer) calls in aid the second most unpopular Labour PM in history (Brown). With most Labour MPs despising you and willing to grant you, at most, a civilised stepping down over some months, you say you’ll be in power for a decade. Labour MPs’ worst nightmare. You commission a propaganda film of you, Brown, Rachel Reeves and Harriet Harman looking smug and self-satisfied in the Downing Street garden, complete with meaningful music. How divorced from public opinion can you be? You signal you’re fresh out of new blood (Brown? Harman?) and new ideas (getting close to the EU is the best you can come up with — hardly a game changer). You think a ‘reset’ speech (again!) can turn things round? You’re truly delusional. THE END.

@afneil The question might be how did he manage to lose £35 billion selling off our gold reserves?

You really have lost the plot. If Gordon Brown is the answer what was the question?

@Artemisfornow As a taxpayer, that's pretty bigamy.

🤡 WTAF … The DWP has confirmed that taxpayers have funded an increase in benefits for ‘additional spouses’ in ‘polygamous marriages’ … an increase of 4.8% boost to their benefits from April, for husbands with multiple wives. Even though Polygamy is ILLEGAL in the UK 🤡

@gorbalsgoebbels Let's hope the cops and immigration nick him the first time he gets to the Scots parliament for illegally working without a visa.

The world has indeed gone mad. This person is apparently here on a student visa. They shouldn’t be allowed to vote never mind stand. Utterly daft.

@koshercockney @ITV She can't even pronounce the world properly. Or spell it.

Nadia Sawalha. Unhinged. Bet you’re glad you dropped her @ITV Wow.

@jan_murray And let's rope in that financial genius Gordon Brown who cost the nation £53 billion when he sold half our gold reserves just as the market hit a historic low. Dream team.

Introducing Keir Starmer’s new adviser for women and girls. Who appears to think a man can be a type of woman 🤔 God help us. Trying to imagine the conversation that took place before Harriet Harman’s appointment. “You know what would really help boost your popularity right now, Keir? Appointing a women’s adviser who thinks men can be women.” Clip via @John_EdwardsUK

@HeidiBachram Can't wait for her to get cracking on sorting out those Gaza wheelie bin collections.

New Green Hackney Mayor Zoe Garbett got 1 minute and 30 seconds into her victory speech before mentioning “genocide”. When will politicians acknowledge that lying about Israel is putting British Jews in harm’s way.

@Msasatrees193 @ShakeLS Yes, he'd hate to look a complete d*ck in public.

@ShakeLS William wasn’t gonna miss Aston Villa beating Nottingham Forest 4 -0 in the Europa League putting on funny robes, doing stuff that he too knows is pointless tradition, in the name of the state !!

King Charles today with the Duke of Kent. Charles is 77 years old and Duke of Kent is 90 years old. The fact there was no other Royal at Charles event today says so much. That institution is in its end. Charles himself doesn't want to save the monarchy either. He is filled with bitterness and jealousy at the way things have been ending up. And his heir William Parker Bowles is even worse. The Royal family had over 30 working Royals 20 years ago. Look at them now.

@Crazymoments01 Complete bull! So obviously AI junk. Is there anything AI can do convincingly?

During a tense bullfight, matador Alvaro Munero suddenly stopped and walked away from the bull. As the crowd watched in silence, he looked into the animal’s eyes and felt sadness and compassion instead of fear. He later said the bull did not look angry, only innocent and wanting to live. That moment changed his life forever. He dropped his sword, left the arena, and from that day on, he never took part in bullfighting again. His story later spread worldwide as a powerful message of compassion and respect for animals.

@sage1411 Given the curse she's brought to other networks, NBC must be thanking their lucky stars.

Rachel threatening to boycott SNL is hilarious. I’m pretty sure SNL is already boycotting her. 😂