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@SCPContaminate @Ellie10753868 @SGR5N @Dexerto Buddy it is universally known to all that only holders of small penises care about that shit. You live every day insecure,you didnt win shit.

@Ellie10753868 @SGR5N @Dexerto Hahaha all of these melts in the comments knowing nothing. Standards are there for a reason, men want different things, and that’s up to them to find it. I’m happily married with 4 kids. I won.

YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up “If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]”

@jeune_hustler @JonasKahnw63249 @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed Norway invented salmon sushi. More famous and more commonly eaten than any French meal lol

@redderthanared @JonasKahnw63249 @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed Je viens de chercher la gastronomie norvégienne on dirait des surgelés Picard

Time spent eating and drinking each day: 🇫🇷 France: 2h 11m 🇮🇹 Italy: 2h 05m 🇬🇷 Greece: 2h 04m 🇪🇸 Spain: 2h 02m 🇩🇰 Denmark: 2h 00m 🇵🇹 Portugal: 1h 47m 🇰🇷 South Korea: 1h 43m 🇩🇪 Germany: 1h 36m 🇨🇳 China: 1h 36m 🇯🇵 Japan: 1h 35m 🇵🇱 Poland: 1h 35m 🇧🇪 Belgium: 1h 32m 🇦🇺 Australia: 1h 31m 🇱🇻 Latvia: 1h 24m 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 1h 23m 🇫🇮 Finland: 1h 21m 🇦🇹 Austria: 1h 21m 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 1h 20m 🇮🇳 India: 1h 19m 🇬🇧 UK: 1h 18m 🇳🇴 Norway: 1h 17m 🇪🇪 Estonia: 1h 16m 🇲🇽 Mexico: 1h 16m 🇮🇪 Ireland: 1h 15m 🇸🇪 Sweden: 1h 13m 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 1h 10m 🇿🇦 South Africa: 1h 08m 🇨🇦 Canada: 1h 04m 🇺🇸 USA: 1h 01m Note: women (15-64) According to OECD Gender Data Portal based on the OECD Time-use database

@stanleycupx4 @statmusefc Not at all, your brain is just severely limited in adjusting for the different factors like penalties and quality of team

@redderthanared @statmusefc Brother there’s over 100 more goal contributions from salah there, i do think it shows how good son is but more impressive, you’re having a laugh

Most G/A in the Prem since 2017/18: 284 — Mo Salah 283 282 281 280 279 278 277 276 275 274 273 272 271 270 269 268 267 266 265 264 263 262 261 260 259 258 257 256 255 254 253 252 251 250 249 248 247 246 245 244 243 242 241 240 239 238 237 236 235 234 233 232 231 230 229 228 227 226 225 224 223 222 221 220 219 218 217 216 215 214 213 212 211 210 209 208 207 206 205 204 203 202 201 200 199 198 197 196 195 194 193 192 191 190 189 188 187 186 185 184 183 182 181 180 179 178 177 176 175 174 173 — Son Heung-min

@malak76660 @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed No one is more diluted about their gastronomy than the French. Ofc your FRENCH Michelin graders are going to be biased and inflated your rankings like that. France has contributed less to gastronomy than tiny countries 10% of your size. Know your fucking place.

@redderthanared @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed French food: Best michelin chefs in the world, a huge variety of meals (but you probably don't know them, that needs some talent to Cook them)

@owlysham @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed Lmfao served to me as breakfast at a high end hotel in Paris. France has contributed nothing of value to gastronomy.

@redderthanared @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed

@JonasKahnw63249 @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed Lmfao served to me as breakfast at a high end hotel in Paris. France has contributed nothing of value to gastronomy.

@redderthanared @JulienBlanchon @stats_feed Quand on y connaît rien on stfu

@SCPContaminate @Ellie10753868 @SGR5N @Dexerto Tell me you're insecure about your penis without telling us lol

@Ellie10753868 @SGR5N @Dexerto If you want to stir another man’s porridge, go for it.

@SGR5N @Dexerto You had to ruin it with the virgin comment huh

@Dexerto Felix (pewdiepie) WON at life Excellent gamer looksMAXXING Multi millionaire Not ‘toooo’ famous Financially independent Married to a VIRGIN💪 LEGEND to his peers Absolute kingMAXXING

@rishi841312 @TheGlobal_Index No, Zurich is. Someone in my family rents for 40000$ a month there

@TheGlobal_Index Surprised Hong Kong isn't on here. I think by cost of rent it is the most expensive.

These are the top 15 most expensive cities to live in the world, 2026: 1. 🇨🇭 Zurich, Switzerland 2. 🇨🇭 Geneva, Switzerland 3. 🇨🇭 Basel, Switzerland 4. 🇨🇭 Lausanne, Switzerland 5. 🇨🇭 Lugano, Switzerland 6. 🇨🇭 Bern, Switzerland 7. 🇺🇸 New York City, United States 8. 🇮🇸 Reykjavik, Iceland 9. 🇺🇸 Honolulu, United States 10. 🇺🇸 San Francisco, United States 11. 🇮🇱 Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel 12. 🇺🇸 Seattle, United States 13. 🇳🇴 Oslo, Norway 14. 🇸🇬 Singapore, Singapore 15. 🇬🇧 London, UK Source: Numbeo 2026 Cost of Living Index

@iiamShinji @utd_Eman 149 iq in person tested, but sure, I'm retarded bro

@redderthanared @utd_Eman You’re definitely regarded if you can’t get the point I was trying to make.

Biggest bottle job ever 😭😭

@karmatheholy___ @TouchlineX @StevenBartlett What's stopping him from winning the prem next season?

@TouchlineX @StevenBartlett Because I haven’t fulfilled my dreams at Manchester United” 😭 bro still believes the movie has a happy ending.

• There was a €200M contract ready for you in the middle east, why didn't you go? 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bruno Fernandes: "Because I haven't fulfilled my dreams at Manchester United." — @StevenBartlett

@_A_khalifa You seem like a wise man so ill ask your personal opinion on why Qatar doesn't face any backlash in europe for its under the table policies of undermining democracy in the west?

Our biggest curse, and the world’s, is people with brains like this clown: a pure-bred white European who gets all teary-eyed supporting terrorist regimes, convinced he’s some kind of moral hero!

@20scallop @FaustianYagami @LollipopLeyley Gays

@20scallop @FaustianYagami @LollipopLeyley Well, the ones I met were guys so I guess its up for interpretation

"It's difficult living in Switzerland because I don't feel free to play loud music."

@TheNetAssassins @Soeke03 @Utdtruthful My bloodline has produced more good than you could ever imagine lol, so I think we're good

@redderthanared @Soeke03 @Utdtruthful I think your parents are the ones who need to be put down

📲 Harry Maguire reacts to his former club's promotion to the Premier League! “Up the tigers” ❤️

@MOSSADil Hero

Iran has executed Mojtaba Kian after accusing him of cooperating with Israel and passing information tied to Iran’s defense industries. According to the Iranian Judiciary, Kian sent the location of a defense-linked site to an enemy-affiliated network and urged them to give it to “Bibi,” referring to PM Netanyahu. Three days later, the site was reportedly destroyed in US/Israeli strikes. (@selenaryan_)

@iiamShinji @utd_Eman The only relevant statistic here would be what he did in those 21 remaining games, so give us the only only interesting stats or stfu

This shows you how useless assists are if there’s no one to finish the chances. The “Biggest bottle job ever” Ozil created the most chances ever in an EPL season with 146 chances. Bruno is second of all time with 137 chances but the difference is that Bruno actually has people finish the chances.

@TheNetAssassins @Soeke03 @Utdtruthful You need putting down, do you know that? Unhinged freak

@Soeke03 @Utdtruthful Show love to a fucking trash? Fuck off

@DblCheeseburger @BrandonBVarnell This guy gets it. The op is an incel

@BrandonBVarnell Bro what come on. She could have been depressed and just needed some dicking down to fix her brain. :p

I once met a woman at a bar. Not only was she hot as fuck, but she liked anime, and we hit it off really well. She invited me over to her house. I knew what she wanted. You don't invite a man to your house for any reason but one, and I wasn't stupid enough to say no. I don't think a straight man alive would. We got to her house, and it was a mess. I would call it a pig-sty, but that would have insulted the pigs. You could not see the ground because it was covered in garbage. Needless to say, the moment I saw her place, I left and never looked back. I don't care how hot a person is, I have too much self-respect to date someone who lives like the words 'environmental hygiene' don't exist.

@_nastykheed @FrankEra_ Tf are you needlessly spreading false news for

@FrankEra_ Any news on weather Bruno's Assist will be chopped off against Brighton?

🚨📸 | Juan Mata with a comment about Bruno Fernandes on Steven Bartlett’s IG post: “He is an unbelievable player, but he is an even better human being ❤️”