Leanne

@centregoals @Telegraph Had to read that twice 🤣

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@Cunha__utd Cavani, De Gea & Greenwood

Gun to your head, bring 3 back.

@Notwokenow That’s woman whose gonna have future back problems

When did self respect and consideration for other people stop being a thing? For all the people saying “mind ya business,” when someone walks around IN PUBLIC like this, they make it everyone’s business. Hell, even just a bra, shoes, and tied up robe would be better than this.

@Nino12x Nobody cares about your yellow hair

Garnacho with a new hairstyle 😬

Roberto Garnacho switching his bio to “23/24 🕊️” like he’s mourning something. Maybe he is. Because that was his brother’s peak. Call it a tribute if you want. I see it for what it is: a man clinging to the only season where everything aligned for him. Let’s not rewrite history. United fans didn’t just support Garnacho they carried him. Defended him through poor performances. Backed him when his decision-making was raw. Protected him from criticism. There were even serious calls to hand him the No.7 shirt. That’s not normal hype — that’s belief at the highest level. And how did he repay it? By forcing his way out. Not professionally, not respectfully but with noise, pressure, and ultimatums. Threatening to sit out football just to get his move. Turning down elite interest, not for growth, but to land at a rival where he thought he could prove a point. That’s not hunger. That’s arrogance. Now reality has caught up. Two managers. Same outcome. Bench. 5–10 minute cameos. Outperformed by players people don’t even rate. From being trusted week in, week out at United to barely being trusted at all. This isn’t bad luck. This isn’t politics. This is the level. When the noise fades and the spotlight shifts, football exposes you. And right now, it’s exposing everything. No sympathy. No excuses. Just a harsh, deserved fall.

@GlesgaBluemk6 Please tell me there’s no children being made to live in that squalor 😳

@UtdForever7 The word I’d choose would get my account banned

🚨One WORD for Stuart Attwell? Disgrace. 👇💬 #MUFC

@UtdDistrict -10

Thoughts on Stuart Atwell's performance?

Robbed by one of the shittest referees I’ve ever seen. And I’ve saw a few! Not a fan of Friday night football… Weekend ruined 🙄

@Utdbrizzy It was at this moment that Garnacho realised he’d fucked up by saying ‘only Chelsea or…..’

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😂😂

@IrishmanIRL St Patrick needs to chase the snakes out again 🤦🏼‍♀️

@HustleBitch_ That she needs to lay off the ozempic as you could park a bus between those twig thighs

🚨 Jeff Goldblum, 73, poses with his 43-year-old wife Emilie Livingston. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@SkySportsNews So that’s why Hazard chose Chelsea over United… allegedly also with John Obi Mikel (which they denied at the time)

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

@MirrorFootball Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out

Liam Rosenior confirms Chelsea will investigate leaked line-up before PSG defeat mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@FabrizioRomano It’s a certain players brother….

🚨 Liam Rosenior on Chelsea XI leaked early on the press: “I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of that if that's the case”. “These things now happen quite a lot but I'm more worried about the end result rather than before the game”.

@MufcWonItAll2 @KarmzTM Wedding would be called off!

Sorry but no fucking way would you get me in a Liverpool kit, not for a stag do, not for anything.

@UTDKara Di Maria for me. What a total disappointment he turned out to be!

Who’s been the worst Manchester United signing here in history?

Thanks sky sports for moving the United v Leeds fixture! Has just cost me an extra £400 to move flights and change accommodation!! 😡

You know you’re getting old when you see a toy you played with as a child in the museum!

@FabrizioRomano 🤣🤣

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “I don't understand why away fans always boo Garnacho”. “I don't understand why that happens. Maybe it’s because he can be such a threat…”.