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@ClareONeilMP Rubbish

Breaking: We're changing housing taxes so you have a fairer shot at buying your first home.

@ausstockchick Hi there if we sell prior to July 27 then we still get the 50% discount…. That’s what I will be doing

If you don’t own an investment property, you likely never will now. If you have a giant gain on the stock market, your after tax benefit will be eaten away with increased taxes. If you decide to build a business here and take risks, you’ll be taxed even more. #auspol

@JEChalmers Fraud Chalmers

This is the most important and ambitious Budget in decades. Important because the world is throwing a lot at us – and this Budget is about helping Australia deal with these challenges. And ambitious because we have so much going for us – and this Budget is about Australia seizing those opportunities. This Budget is ambitious in the face of adversity. It’s a responsible Budget, and a reforming Budget, which builds resilience and bolsters our economy. There is more cost of living relief, more Medicare and more aged care, and more housing. It makes the tax system fairer and stronger for workers, businesses, first home buyers and future generations – Responding to the pressures of the here-and-now while embracing our intergenerational responsibilities. We are responding to the biggest oil shock in history with a comprehensive $14.8 billion plan to secure more fuel, strengthen our supply chains, build resilience, and take the sting out of prices. Immediate relief from the fuel crisis is coupled with lasting and responsible cost of living measures. Tonight, we are proud to be delivering another round of ongoing tax cuts for Australian workers. We will put more money into the pockets of 13.3 million workers with a new $250 Working Australians Tax Offset. It will begin from the second half of 2027 and be paid each year, ongoing and automatically in your tax return just like the instant deduction we’re rolling out as well. The $6.4 billion tax offset is the biggest cost of living measure in this Budget – But it’s not all we’re doing to support families under pressure. As a Labor government, we will always invest in Medicare, cheaper medicines and public health so Australians get the care they need, when they need it. Australia’s longstanding housing shortage is making homes unaffordable. This challenge hits young workers and families hard and we’re addressing it from every responsible angle. The reforms in this Budget will lift our total investment in housing to a record $47 billion. We’re levelling the playing field for first home buyers with 5 per cent deposits and tax reform to help more young Australians into their own home. These housing reforms go to the core of our Budget strategy. Dealing with the very real pressures on people right now – While taking responsibility for the challenges facing the next generations. The challenges coming at us, the opportunities ahead of us and the better future that Australians deserve, will not wait for a time when all is quiet in the world. That’s why this Budget invests in resilience and reform, to grow our economy the right way and lift living standards over time. This productivity package will help us attract and absorb more investment, make it easier and quicker to build, and slash compliance costs. This Budget includes the most significant tax reform package in more than a quarter of a century. This is about tax relief and tax reform to make our economy work for more Australians, businesses and future generations. We’re delivering a fairer tax system for workers, first home buyers and young people. We’re building a better tax system for businesses, with over $3.5 billion in new measures that lower taxes, to encourage investment and innovation. Our tax reforms will help workers, create a fairer housing market, and drive more productive investment across our economy. Debt is lower and the budget position is stronger in every year of the medium term because of our savings. The medium-term budget position is much stronger and more sustainable as a consequence, creating more room for future tax relief. Against a backdrop of global uncertainty, this Budget invests in Australia’s resilience, economic sovereignty and national security. At a time when Australians are under pressure, this Budget delivers more help with the cost of living and new tax cuts for workers. And in an era where people feel like the system no longer works for them, this Budget doesn’t just acknowledge that – it acts on it. No other budget in the 2000s has set out this much responsible Budget repair and this much economic reform. These are difficult decisions to ensure a stronger bottom line every year, to give us greater insurance in uncertain times. At the same time as we build a more resilient, productive and competitive economy. This is a strategy which helps shield people from the harshest consequences of a global oil crisis – Stabilises our economy and our Budget at a time of extreme uncertainty and volatility in the world – And strengthens Australia for the next shock. Tonight, we choose the hard road of reform, not the path of least resistance. By responding to the pressures Australians confront today. And fulfilling our obligations and responsibilities to the generations to come.

@AlboMP You are a fraud Albo

We're changing property investor tax breaks to give first home buyers a fair go.

@backwiththeflyt Ashcroft absolute flog

Levi Ashcroft is incredibly talented. Has a heart the size of a pea. You'd never see his old man pull these histrionics.

@james_cockman Happy retirement

Please don’t be what it looks like 💔

@StephChiocci Flogs especially Levi who is a fraud and can’t play

Geez, the Ashcroft boys are… ahhh… confident

@jdestoop80 @MultiCamSitcom Wrong the ball hit the ground as he was being tackled

@MultiCamSitcom That's not holding the ball. He didn't stick the tackle

Cue Greg Swann, “Umpiring has never been better”

@Daicosian Sadly agree he is the pies worst player and cost us a win last week

i’d rather us not play darcy moore please. whoever else, i don’t care

@7AFL Big head

Levi Ashcroft's last four seasons: - Flag - Flag - Flag - Flag

@pumbarayner He’s still a fraud though

Just a reminder that since Carlton last won a flag, Levi Ashcroft was over a decade away from being born, was born, grew up, got drafted to the AFL and won a flag. These Carlton tears are hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@AFL Dog

Lachie Neale wins the Robert Walls Medal 🏅 #AFLLionsBlues

@Graltjam Absolute fraud, would be rubbish in an average team

What a game from this young gun 22 and 2 2 goal assists and 9 score involvements ! #brisbanelions

@AFL The man’s head is WAY too big for his body

Levi Ashcroft had plenty to say before AND after this goal 👀 #AFLLionsBlues

@magpieshq @CollingwoodFC He’s a hack

Should @CollingwoodFC go after Hewett? 💭 #GoPies

@Clavicular0 Clav loves boys, pretty simple really

Just a reminder

@IncrediblyBozza @ClarkyHeraldSun Hard no from me

Collingwood are showing interest in Brisbane Lions superstar Lachie Neale to help beef up its midfield and protect superstar Nick Daicos next season according to @ClarkyHeraldSun via Herald Sun ⚫️⚪️ #GoPies #AFL

@WestCoastEagles Daniel Chick = fully cooked

a sight to see 🥹 We welcomed back the 2006 Premiership Team as part of their 20-year reunion.

@thewallstbulloz @EarnCurve You are wrong it’s potentially property only

🚨 Listen To This #Australia is killing the 50% CGT discount. Here is what it means for shares, crypto, and property investors. 📉 🤯 @thewallstbulloz @EarnCurve #AusFinance #CapitalGainsTax #AustralianBudget2026 #CryptoAustralia

“Let’s keep ANZAC Day about the ANZACs.” 😳 MORE 👉 nine.social/17mV