Red Peters

@hartgoat Is that so wrong? 😁

@AdorablPenguin @Angry_Staffer Sad response. Too simple. Too angry. Offers no solution. Negative. No words of encouragement. Only willing to attack. What else is new? No hope. Sad individual. 😔

I’m liking the new White House messaging. This is exactly the right message.

@ProjectLincoln It's gotta be tough to remember all those lies and fabrications.

Community Notes for the win.

@TVsTimStack tehehehe... 😆

"Ed Wood Two"....

@terry_hyndman @ltblues1946 @donwinslow The correct spelling of Zappa's song is, "Cosmik Debris".

@WeTheSuppressed @ltblues1946 @donwinslow "But I have the crystal ball!" Kozmic Debris by Ftank Zappa

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS

@pewtergod @jimstewartson Whaaaaa?😳

📄 JOURNALISTS: FYI, a bunch of us just forced QAnon to rebrand and come out into the open. We destroyed their “mysterious internet characters” “Q” and “E” and exposed their leadership. Now they’re rebranding as the proto-fascist Great America Party. Seems newsworthy. 🤷‍♂️

@gibrantabamas Open your mind, brother.

Beware of kozmic debris

@kokonutts @RcRegalstarfire @p_pierpoint @YourGrowFriend @JLHerms @MaryBittel1 @deniseparashac @SoSueMe55 @Yur_BEST_friend @fab4screamie @digitalgypsie @JoanieReb @KYcitified @jill_hope @LippyJimmy @boogykas @AnneArm60121219 @Petrooka_ @dnewbern01 @rbeattie2014 @allensj18 @Suzulee33 @VintageKnits @CirclesSpinning @tamaracalif @ButtersKatz @MORDE110 @criteria681 @blueeyedblue_47 @CathySamtbird2 @ellinidata @mrkandrws @rebecca_boubel @SusaEJordan Open your mind, brother.

@VintageRockCafe @RcRegalstarfire @p_pierpoint @YourGrowFriend @JLHerms @MaryBittel1 @deniseparashac @SoSueMe55 @Yur_BEST_friend @fab4screamie @kanekavi @digitalgypsie @JoanieReb @KYcitified @JaneTea4 @stevethdemocrat @jill_hope @LippyJimmy @boogykas @AnneArm60121219 @Petrooka_ @dnewbern01 @rbeattie2014 @allensj18 @Suzulee33 @VintageKnits @CirclesSpinning @tamaracalif @SweetSueBlue @ButtersKatz @MORDE110 @criteria681 @blueeyedblue_47 @CathySamtbird2 @JosieBLawson @ellinidata @CheckBalance7 @mrkandrws @rebecca_boubel @SusaEJordan @LempaAnne Stardust it's too nice. Cosmic debris is more accurate. Listen to Frank Zappa Kozmic Debris

@marcmcgiveney @KarmaKatspeaks @tommycanyou Open your mind, brother.

@KarmaKatspeaks @tommycanyou @sdr_medco who you jivin with that Kozmic debris.

@jsclarkfl Open your mind, brother.

@kileynoodles I thought it was only me.

I went to confession for the first time in 30 years. It’s changed. Now you sit face to face and the priest scrolls through his phone the whole time.

Red's girlfriend tells him she wants to get Botox. He attempts to caution her about its unfavorable side effects. When she finds out what he's concerned about, she is not amused.

@jsclarkfl no jivin' here brother- just good old heavy music👊

@kileynoodles I have the same condition! 😩😁

I have trouble sleeping and I thought I might have sleep apnea. Nope, I have something called “regrets.”

Red sings a refrain from the song, "Close To You", by Burt Bacharach and Hal David, and ponders the real reason why birds suddenly appear. #redpeters #closetoyou #burtbacharach #haldavid #whydobirds #comedy #music #song

On 6/9/23 episode of Sternthology, host, Rahsaan Rogers, played a bit from the early 2000’s when Howard featured the Top 5 songs in the country including “Let’s Do It Doggy Style” and “I Wanna Polka Polka”. Gary Dell’Abate reminisced about Red’s musical contributions to the show.

@kileynoodles Fuckin’ funny. 👊🏻

Yesterday, when my dentist said to me “see you in 6 months”, I laughed because I don’t think he’ll be out of prison by then.

@kileynoodles That’s deep. 😁

For my dad’s birthday, I hired a magician. I just wanted to show my dad that some people made even worse career choices than I did.

@kileynoodles I love it.

Last year, I tried to rescue a dog. I call it “rescuing”, the pet store called it “shoplifting.”

@kileynoodles Fuckin’ funny…

The news is so depressing. Scientists are now predicting that by the year 2050, the Olive Garden will run out of breadsticks. #olivegarden