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@MicrophoneMilo Practice

You can tell just how poorly coached of a team we are just by the little things. How do you get picked off diving back into 1B this often? #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo What's even more insane is how many of them score. Maybe if the Astros learned not to swing at every first pitch they see they would actually draw a few walks too. But they prolly still wouldn't score them, right?

Just insane how many walks this pitching staff will issue. #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo Maybe that's a good omen cus you know Yordan will hit the IL just as we knew LMJ would. Some things are inevitable.

#Astros win! (Final: 8-5). They SWEEP the Cubs at Wrigley Field! It was the lineup that got it done today with the bats. First time in over two weeks they’ve scored 5+ runs in a game. Meyers, Allen(!), and Walker homered. Total team win today. 🧹 Record: 23-31 #ChaseTheFight

@BOMsqwad Wanna say that again?

When Nick Allen is your starting 3B 🤢

@AstrosShoulda Astros rank 29th in MLB in stolen bases. Most likely, much much higher in getting picked off.

Getting picked off this much is maddening

@longhorndave And if I were born with wings I could fly like a bird. Fact is, he didn't and they didn't. Get over it. The season is still lost and so too will be this one when all is said and done.

Pity party here, but if Christian Walker had hit like this and Hader would have been healthy last year the Astros would have won the West. Despite a complete lost year from Yordan and Framber's negative WAR after the ASG.

@WatchMarquee As an Astros fan can I tell you most assuredly he don't care now that he got way overpaid by the Cubs. He's a cheater and a money grubbing overrated player whose stats have fallen each year since he was caught CHEATING. Hard to hit when you don't know what pitch is coming, right?

"We gotta do a better job still. It starts with me obviously, too many empty plate appearances. Gotta be better and execute better." Alex Bregman on the Cubs' losing skid.

@MicrophoneMilo Give it time. He'll be on the IL by mid June.

Yordan still in the dugout and chatting with the guys. He looks ok. Probably needed a day or two off anyway. So far, it looks like nothing that’s really serious. #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo Proven wrong yet again.

They’ve reached their 4 run ceiling today, so it’s gonna be up to the bullpen. I have no faith. Time to stretch in Chicago. 4-2 #Astros (Mid 7th).

@MicrophoneMilo Paredes is no speedster either.

Christian Vazquez might be the slowest player in the Majors right now. #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo When aren't they trailing by several runs?

Blubaugh is one of your better arms on the pitching staff and yet Joe Espada seems to be hellbent on using him almost explicitly in games that we’re losing by several runs. Guy is just so overwhelmed when it comes to managing a Major League club. #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo That's what you get when a team walks ZERO times in a game and swings at the first pitch every chance they get but still strikes out 15 times.

Today’s time of game was apparently exactly 2 hours and 15 minutes. I’m sure they’re thrilled with this. This is the “urgency” that Joe Espada talked about. They are URGENT on getting a game over with as quickly as possible. #Astros

@SleeperAstros @matthewkawahara Who cares? The season is lost.

Hunter Brown threw 22 pitches in a live BP yesterday and hit 96 mph, per @matthewkawahara. Joe Espada said if everything goes well in recovery, Brown’s next step would be beginning a rehab assignment this weekend.

@MicrophoneMilo He's given up 12 HR's in 10 starts this season. But hey, he'll give you 5 shitty innings.

Mike Burrows is fuckin pathetic. With 2 outs and nobody on: • single • walk (due to timer violation) • 3-run HR This dude is absolute shit. For every decent find, Dana Brown manages to pick up 5 bums. Unbelievably bad pitcher. #Astros

@Jassmini2 Give up the boyfriend. Marry the cat instead.

@Destiny15_FL Someone should pour bleach into that fat ugly bitch's eyes. I hope she suffers a slow painful death and rots in hell for all eternity.

The demonic hateful bitch who poured bleach on food left for stray cats.🤬🤬🤬🤬 The Pennsylvania bitch is now facing charges…Hope someone does the same to her food. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE FUKIN PEOPLE.

My account is constantly being spammed by cat haters. Why would anyone hate cats?🤷‍♀️ If you love cats and this post came across your feed, please leave a comment to show your support. 😿🐱 If you believe cats are innocent, please repost this or at least like it.💟

@MicrophoneMilo 15 Strike outs and ZERO walks for this swing and miss bunch of chokers.

#Astros lose (Final: 4-1). Mike Burrows is bad. But he at least kept the score relatively in check. The bats have been dead for 2 weeks now. They struck out 15 times today and drop yet another series. Off day tomorrow. It’s a great time to fire Joe Espada. Record: 20-31

@MicrophoneMilo Be thankful. LMJ on the IL is GOOD news. Do you think they would have won tonight if he had started? Get real. We knew he'd land there before the end of May.

Not even a full 24 hours after this post, we find out LMJ is going on the IL. What can you even say at this point? A new player gets hurt every 3 days. #Astros

@MicrophoneMilo And your point is?

#Astros have hit about 9 line drive outs to Twins’ infielders in this series.