Jim Gallagher

Kindness has a bigger footprint than respect.

The most important thing to do today is to vote against Elon Musk having political power.

@ArtsyFartsy_13 Sorry. But you lot gave us our Hollywood abomination. I much prefer the original.

Americans and your Spirit Halloween. Meanwhile in Ireland, where Halloween originates from, we have nothing.

@lindayaX Surely, you believe that "a civil war is inevitable", so short-term ad revenue is irrevelant. You talk about a small group of people manipulating news coverage. Look in the mirror. I'm out.

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“Generation” is the new astrology. Complete BS.

@joshgerstein Nice little executive branch you've got there, President Biden. It would be a shame if something really bad happened to it. Hypothetically, of course.

NEW: Gorsuch waves caution flag at Biden #SCOTUS overhaul plan. "I'd just say: Be careful," the Trump-appointed justice tells Fox. Also refuses, in NYT interview, to address Kagan's endorsement of enforcement mechanism for ethics code politico.com/news/2024/08/0…

@Susan16Park @lavern_spicer I had to look up crumb maiden, so thanks for that! Sounds right.

@lavern_spicer Lavern Spicer is a crumb maiden and an apologist for misogynistic white men

STOP TALKING LIKE YOU BLACK INDIAN WOMAN

Twitter, and, sorry to say, Threads, are essentially drug dealers and pimps, subtly determining our deepest desires, and then supplying them. For money, only money.

@Angry_Staffer Calling Harris a "Marxist fraud" is a silly accusation by childish, unserious people, with no sense of history.

This will play well with the base, but that’s it. Everyone else will realize that he’s a fucking chickenshit who knows Kamala will drag him all over the debate stage by the dead ferret on his head.

@birdhustle She writes a lot better than Musk.

@Angry_Staffer She may hope the royalties free her from prenuptial bondage.

I’m going to re-read “Becoming” by Michelle Obama to get an idea of what will be in Melania’s memoir 😉

@TheRickWilson Every couch matters.

Couchfucker, A Hillybilly Elegy Story: In the dim glow of the late afternoon sun through the trailer’s coal-dust stained windows cast its warm embrace upon the living room, J.D. found himself captivated by the soft, inviting curves of the worn-out couch. It wasn't just a piece of furniture to him; it was a comforting presence, whispering promises of hidden delights through its frayed fabric and sagging cushions. His fingers traced the patterns of the upholstery, feeling an inexplicable connection, an intimacy that transcended the ordinary. He often sat there for hours, losing himself in the tactile sensation of the fabric against his skin, the faint scents of his family’s history embedded in its fibers. It was an intersection, like his feelings during the annual family reunion, that combined shame and arousal. J.D. had to admit it to himself; he was polyfurniamorous. Everything in the room struck a deep chord of desire; his infatuations and lusts weren’t limited to the couch. The antique-styled melamine coffee table with its printed veneer surface stirred something deep within him. He admired the craftsmanship, the way each groove and edge seemed to beckon his touch. On quiet evenings, he would pour himself a glass of corn liquor and sit by the table, imagining the hands that once crafted it, the lives it had silently observed. He knew the stains on its surface would tell many a tale of life in the holler, particularly under UV light. The old armchair by the window held a special place in J.D.’s heart. It was where he felt the most at ease, the most understood. The chair's worn velour surface and creaky joints seemed to respond to his every move, almost as if it were alive, sharing his burdens and joys. He would sink into its embrace face down, feeling the weight of his troubles lift as he closed his eyes and let the chair cradle him. In those moments of release, J.D. felt a deep, unspoken bond, a romance that defied the conventional, a love that was as enduring and unyielding as life in the holler itself.

@hollywoodjuicer They caught it early. 100% contained.

@redwoodhat Smoke rising into the sky is never a good thing at this time of year. Fingers crossed they knock that thing down fast.

#bullionfire From just south of the landfill.

Elon Musk is to Teslas as Mike Lindell is to pillows.

Russell Brand.

@hollywoodjuicer @BarbraStreisand I briefly misplaced my phone and created a new account here. Before the Algorithm starts feeding you what you crave, the timeline is solidly looney right wing, where the biggest threats were trans rapists in women's bathrooms and DEI surgeons. Elon is a menace.

@redwoodhat @BarbraStreisand Batteries deliver DC power, which won't hurt you in water unless you get really close to the source. But yeah, any thoughts I had about maybe someday buying a Tesla walked right out the door when I heard he'd be sending all that money to tRump. Fuck Elon and fuck tRump.

Elon Musk, who has gotten rich from government subsidies and contracts, announced he was supporting Trump with a 45 million dollar a month contribution. He was joined by Silicon Valley billionaires who are libertarians and don’t want the government to build for the common good. Their only interest is money in their pockets.

@EricIdle Where YOU control the water pressure!

Ah. Thanks. Yesterday was his birthday. I spent it with Bobcat.

@kitten_beloved As a retired software professional, I'm pretty sure the Big Bang was caused by a null pointer exception.

Hi, professional c++ programmer here, this is an arcane error known as a null pointer exception understood only by myself and six other experts Malaysian guy jumps in "do you think DEI caused the null pointer exception" Never leaving this site

@hollywoodjuicer @BarbraStreisand It turns out that having a driving obsession to make a boatload of money doesn't improve your character or your judgment. Who knew?

@NateSilver538 Do they even let you sit at the table with the grown-ups?

Allan you wanna bet? Let's say 250k at even odds?