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crying on the floor using the carpet as a tissue❤️

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

Girl who starts acting weird bc she’s nervous that she is acting weird

(Meeting a friend’s baby) hey what’s up

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

Sorry im late i was kicking the same rock my whole way here

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

"in lieu of getting a dog i've been trying to catch a campus squirrel"

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

Freddy Mercury gets a piggyback from Darth Vader (1980)

hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today