Horny on Maine

If you are a SFW artist, scared that I just liked your entire twitter history, or otherwise cannot comprehend me, be not afraid. I’m just collecting lewds and cool SFW stuff to move to my clean account.

@khaliltooshort Didn’t they start calling Miles “Spin” recently?

Well Miles Morales is Miles Morales so you’re only half right

@ChibiReviews I wish; then at least I’d have a closet perv wife doing unspeakable sexual crimes to me.

How its been

@hoshizorarock Imagine, if you can, a beautiful land, from its warm beaches, to its sunny fields, to its snowcapped green mountains. Then imagine in the middle a spire that reaches the sky, constructed entirely of garbage and feces, and in that spire live the most obnoxious people imaginable.

アメリカ人の方にインタビューをしています。 貴方の思うカリフォルニア州のイメージをお答えください。

@goreyuna If your child thinks “elemenopy” is a letter, that’s on you.

what do you mean they changed the alphabet song 😭

@miyaofr かしこまりました。

@frozenaesthetic Historically, milk and lemon juice don’t interact well.

Guys ????

@ShibaKore Honestly, better than a lot of non-Americans do. You at least got most of the relative East-West placement correct. Though I regret to inform you that this is place is not New Jersey, nor do I live in New Hampshire.

im a canadian vtuber and this is my guess of where all 50 states are located on a map

@IronlilyS From what I can glean, “lightchud” is ostensibly offensive while actually being fairly normal at the core, and “darkwoke” is ostensibly pious while actually being disgusting. My question is: Why are the Philippines here?

What is lightchud and what is darkwoke rape media?

@japan_nobunaga Many national flags have been demonized recently. Appropriately, by people who are demons.

My hands are shaking writing this. A small Japanese flag, the size of a paperback book, tied to the bumper of a city bus on a Japanese national holiday in 2026. And online, someone is calling it "discriminatory." A flag. A bus. A national holiday. In Japan. In Paris, the tricolor covers every boulevard on July 14. Nobody calls it discriminatory. In Texas, every porch flies the Stars and Stripes on July 4. Nobody calls it discriminatory. In London, the Union Jack drapes Buckingham Palace for the King. Nobody calls it discriminatory. Only here. Only our flag. Only on our own holidays, on our own buses, on our own quiet streets. I keep asking how we got here. I do not have an answer. That flag is not too loud. The shame trying to silence it is.

@ImMeme0 “Why would I celebrate a Mexican holiday?”

Leftist in Chicago says that if you support ICE and deportation, you’re not allowed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. What say you?

@Hanmac10 @briALTcookiebox I didn’t buy Cloud Meadow, so I can’t speak empirically on its quality, but it always struck me as watered-down. The fact Breeding Season burnt out like that was such bs.

@reetardee @briALTcookiebox Imo Breeding Season was better, before the Artist destroyed the game

i bought a porn game that im very embarrassed about but like, hear me out its a farming sim. i bought it for the farming sim guys. no you have to believe me

@pirooooon3 Remove nuclear potential, get oil, overthrow a regime that’s been our enemy for almost 50 years, cut funding to Islamic terrorism, things of that nature. It’s a long story. I have no interest in a long term occupation, but whatever gets it done.

アメリカ人に聞きたい トランプ大統領とアメリカ人は イランを占領したいのか？ それとも他の理由があるのか？ 日本人の私にはらアメリカが どうしてイランを攻撃するのは分からない 日本はホルムズ海峡が閉鎖されて 医療品が不足して困っている

@basedganyu My go-to is “short bus”.

We need a slur for retards

@tuuu28283 Most big name metropolitan areas around the world actually kind of suck. Maybe even especially from the Japanese perspective, given that Japan is the poster child for “Paris Syndrome”. You’re better off picking a place somewhat less famous in America.

アメリカの兄弟達 友達にアメリカ今度行きたいんだけど 初級編でハワイかニューヨークいきたいって伝えたら ニューヨークは危ないって言われたんだけど兄弟達どう思う？？

@DAKKADAKKA1 Jon’s content stopped being popular because stopped producing content regularly. If it’s because he has a life to tend to, that’s a good thing.

>went crazy >led a normal Christ centered life Ok buddy.

@ZfZKB0MPL8aCV8c Shoving their shitty worldview into Japanese media is almost exclusively what these kind of people have been doing for the past 6 years, if not longer. The term “canon” has no meaning to their apocryphal intelligence.

てめぇのゴミみたいな負け犬人生のカスみたいなイデオロギーを日本の作品に押し付けてんじゃねぇぞ脳ミソチンポ野郎が

@KitsuneMizuki I’m pretty sure lots of dystopias have early adopters.

It's really terrifying how people just accepted this while it's not even mandatory... The excuse is already built for later, "oh "EVERYONE" is already using so you have to use too, it's mandatory now..." x.com/BGatesIsaPysch…

@citadeldev They think it will because they don’t live in reality.

なぜエゲレスは作り話を規制しようと躍起になっているんだ？作り話を規制したら現実が変わるのか？

@elonmusk Personally, I would’ve gone with the Eagles. “Welcome to the State of California. Such a druggie place. Such an ugly waste.”

Banger 😂