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@refrozenpie

shit wit/pretending to be human

Canada Katılım Haziran 2012
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
overheard at work: "i don't care what you want! everyone else does, but i don't!"
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@tumblebrutus_ @jkac Bc it was the only color this set came in at Costco where it was ‘on sale’ for this price 🤐
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
@ROBlNDANGER this is part of why i have so many bumper stickers (mostly though they just make me laugh lol)
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rob 🍉@ROBlNDANGER·
is this a safe space to admit I’ve gotten into the wrong black Honda civic, not once, not twice, but thrice since I bought it.
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
"extremely dry 200 degree turkey" mother, "uses a thermometer when cooking" daughter
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
the hot button topic at the christmas dinner was: "is 'hallelujah' even worth listening to if it isn't the jeff buckley version?" (i say no)
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
i got my brother a fleece tracksuit for christmas and my mom, in a super impressed voice, said "wow you look really good! like a drug dealer!"
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Mädi Kircher@MadiOkay·
@jkac I do think of this tweet at least once per episode
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Handsome Adam Barrett@im_adam_barrett·
The most unbelievable part of Home Alone 2 is Fuller switching from Pepsi (good) to Coca-Cola (bad)
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
@entmoots people like this often say "copywriting" when they really mean they can spot a typo on a menu 😂
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lucky amulet@refrozenpie·
love etsy emails that are like "wow! great job! you did nothing and also no one saw it! keep it up champ!" 😂
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Romeo McFlourish@qzar9999·
@ask_aubry "I AM RACIST, CONTROLLING, MISOGYNIST, AND I BRING SO LITTLE TO THE TABLE THAT I CAN'T EVEN TALK MYSELF UP. CALL ME!"
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·
Ladies please form a single line, this guy is available!!!
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